Kris Tells Veers: Dungeons and Dragons Meets NPR

Kris Tells Veers: Dungeons and Dragons Meets NPR

Project Overview

Seeking Voice Actors! Join Kris Tells Veers, a Spelljammer-Inspired Audio Drama!

🔗 Check out our last episode here: Listen on Spotify

I'm thrilled to announce the next episode of Kris Tells Veers, a sub-show within the Ogrid's Adventuring Club podcast—an immersive, story-driven TTRPG audio series!

🌟 What’s the Project?
Kris Tells Veers is a narrative podcast set in the Spelljammer universe, blending adventure, humor, and deep lore in an in-universe exposé on Wildspace politics and cultures. This episode takes us to Vocath’s Grand Arena, a dangerous gladiatorial battleground where wealth, fame, and betrayal go hand in hand.

🎭 Who We Need:
We’re casting a diverse range of roles, from charismatic merchants and battle-hardened warriors to sinister slavers and eccentric spacefaring lawyers! Roles range from 30 to 500 words with a flexible deadline of March 18, 2025.

What’s in It for You?

  • Your performance featured in an exciting, lore-rich podcast!

  • Full credit in the episode description

  • Opportunity for future roles—we love working with recurring VAs!

  • A CCC recommendation to boost your profile!


Want to join the adventure? Apply now and bring Wildspace to life!

Vocath the Mercane
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Vocath the Mercane
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Brutopy

A charismatic but ruthless arena master who lures contestants with promises of wealth while secretly ensuring many end up indebted or trapped in his games.

Voice description:
  • male adult
  • Esteemed warriors, desperate thrillseekers, and lovers of true spectacle!

  • Ah, my dear listeners! I see the doubt in your minds. The skepticism! But I assure you, the rewards I offer are very real!

Brekk Stonetusk
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Brekk Stonetusk
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: SkullsaPlenty

A no-nonsense military officer frustrated by the Giff’s inability to capture Vocath due to his mobile operations and legal evasions.

  • Many times. The problem is, by the time we arrive, the arena is gone.

  • The arena moves constantly, and when we finally track him down, his legal defenses are as impenetrable as his ships.

Marlene Dewypomp
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Marlene Dewypomp
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Alice Irvin

A savvy better who has figured out how to manipulate Vocath’s rigged betting system to make money off the house.

  • It’s a rigged game. Always. The house always wins. But if you know the system, you can cheat the cheater.

Barrister Zed Fenwick
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Barrister Zed Fenwick
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Liebou

A witty, fast-talking lawyer who specializes in using loopholes to outmaneuver Vocath’s contracts and debts.

  • Ah, gentlemen! So, you must fight in Vocath’s arena? Fine! But at least make him regret it.

  • First, The Performance Clause Gambit! If your contract says you must ‘entertain the crowd,’ that doesn’t mean win.

Germane Windleston
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Germane Windleston
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Amanda B.

A once-free trader who was captured by Vocath’s pirate enforcers and forced to fight in the arena to “pay off” their fraudulent debt.

  • I was a merchant, running a simple cargo job. We got hit by pirates, but they weren’t normal raiders

Bunco The Space Clown
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Bunco The Space Clown
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: NicG

An absolutely insane Space Clown Pirate who tells terrible jokes and has a murderous heart. (Laughs almost constantly)

  • Why did the city guard with a lisp refuse the Mindflayer access to the city? [more laughing] Because he was Illthid contraband!

Hector
Voice Actor Voice Actor
Hector
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Kyle Wilson

The worst kind of person; he's already rich and made more money because of his dad's wealth and now encourages others to engage in terrible business practices.

  • Vocath is a 100% legitimate business man. I fought a trio of Cave Trolls in the arena last night and was paid 20,000 gold to do so.

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