Total Drama Podcast
Project Overview
Total Drama Podcast is a fan-made podcast based on the hit Canadian show "Total Drama Island." This will be an audio drama of show, with 1 character getting kicked off the podcast every episode, until there is one left.
There are more characters planned, but for the time being, these are the ones up for auditions
(I do not own Total Drama, this is merely a parody)
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Chris McLean is the "beloved" host from the Total Drama Series. He is known for being quite sadistic, funny, and will do anything to get those ratings up!
For references, please refer to this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_empDUiWR4
"Yo. we're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa!
"Find out next time on Total! Drama! Island!"
*Do a signature Chris McLean evil laugh*
Owen is the chubby and lovable guy part of the original cast. He is always hungry, can be quite naive, and always lights up the room.
For reference, see this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKZrRiJpvx8
"Hi, I'm Owen!"
"I'm going to die now. I'm going to TOTALLY die now."
"Are those... *sniffing the air* brownies?!"
Duncan is the delinquent of Total Drama, and always up for a fight. He tries to maintain his "edgy" personality at all costs
For reference, see this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2w-ra7t_p8
"Hey, Duncan here, but then you probably know me since I'm somewhat of a local celebrity around these parts. Yeah, photographers are taking my picture all the time. It's because of my charming good looks, and the fact that I live in a big house with tons of security cameras and guard dogs. If I had to pick my best quality, I'd say I'm resourceful. Yeah, I'm pretty quick on my feet. Well, it's been nice chattin' with ya, but I really gotta run!"
"Wouldn't want a little trouble now, would we?"
*Feel free to add any bonus lines*
"Ok, so there are some things you should know about me. Um, I'm really loyal, and I'm like, so smart you have no idea, maybe even a genius, but the thing I'm best at is: I'm awesome at twirling fire batons!"
"Don't call me Izzy, call me Kaleidoscope!"
Mike is a contestant from Total Drama: Revenge of the Island. His main trait is having multiple personalities, which may or may not be in the series. If you would like to, include a sample of one of his alters (Vito, Svetlana, Chester, Manitoba Smith, or Mal) in your auditon.
For reference, see this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCQaVDe6Kpo
"Hi, Mike here, to explain why I would be great for the next Total Drama. For one, I have a lot of different talents to offer! I can be agile, and graceful! But also tough! And scrappy! With the keen senses of a wilderness survivor, I'm ready to win this season! I don't care what my doctor says! Um, *stuttering* Did, did I say doctor? *nervous chuckle* I meant psychiatrist. *loud gasp/squeal* No! I mean, uh, do-over!"
"Okay, okay, I admit it. I have multiple personality disorder!"
"Zoey!"
"I wanna be on Total Drama because I wanna meet other teens outside my small town that go to indie theater, wear retro clothes and wear horn-rimmed glasses! Ugh, every Saturday night the town jocks drive up and down main street cheering for the football team. Seriously, if I get on the show, my worst nightmare would be to get voted off by a jock. *Laughs* But, what are the chances of that?"
"Mike!"
"They done took this too far man. mama was right. I shoulda been one of them charting accountants. But nooo. I gotta go into the business. Be a big star."
"People are gonna die."
"If they say "man" one more time, I'm gonna puke."
"Hey. Today I want to talk about going green. Basically, the world is going to die if we don't do something about it!"
*Say something fitting*
"Camera on pappy? Okay good. For my audition, I'm gonna demonstrate how my pappy taught me to hunt for kitchen rats! How do ya like my moves, Chris? Call me, your little island won't know what hit it!" *Evil laugh*
"Did you say, sh-sh-sh sharks?!
"heheh, wimp. I grew up on a dirt farm, I can always chomp on a clod if I get the munchies!"
"To the producers of Total Drama, you WILL choose me as a contestant for the following reasons: I am the best. I am the strongest. I am the smartest, and by extension, the meanest. I WILL win the million dollars, which you WILL give to me in small, unmarked bills. On second thought, you will simply hand the money over to me right now, because nobody could possibly be better than me. That is all."
*Scoffs* "Nice one, Dud-can"
"Stay out of my way if you value your kiwi's!"
"I am what's known as a 'bubble boy.' Growing up, my mom was reeeeeally overprotective. So I've never gone swimming before. Up until 6 hours ago, I've never done anything before! Except read and sigh a lot. *Sighs* But that doesn't mean I'm not a force to be reckoned with. No way! Danaus plexippus! (Da-Nay-us- Plex-eh-pus) The Monarch Butterfly? *Screams* AHH! It's so heavy!"
*Feel free to add your own lines!*
I need someone to help me with writing the script, and making sure I don't add in stupid stuff.
Say something you think would fit
Feel free to audition for any other character I didn't mention
Just add a few randoms lines from the character of your choice
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