"I wanna be on Total Drama because I wanna meet other teens outside my small town that go to indie theater, wear retro clothes and wear horn-rimmed glasses! Ugh, every Saturday night the town jocks drive up and down main street cheering for the football team. Seriously, if I get on the show, my worst nightmare would be to get voted off by a jock. *Laughs* But, what are the chances of that?"

"Mike!"