TheVoiceActingBrigade - Let's Dub: Homestuck
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We want a voice that is similar to that of a children's read along storybook narrator.
Welcome, dear listeners, to the world of Homestuck!
Player: Begin reading Homestuck.
We're looking for a voice that can sound both dry and lively at the same time.
Mr. Strider, have you considered that what you actually dread is to have your urban rhythms exposed for what they truly are, which is, clinically speaking, just shy of ‘da bomb’?
Oh, I see. So instead of having to double explain, I merely have to put up with being double spied upon. What a relief!
Perhaps it’s the deplorable romantic in me, but I thought your present, and your friendship, demanded reciprocation surpassing by some degree of the utterly meaningless.
What we want to hear in Dave's voice is laid-back chillness but with emotion to it.
Man, I'm telling you. Burns like that are unreal. Where do you even get a burn thats that sick?
The best thing about how I did that is how it in no way will ever come back to bite us in the butt ever.
We're looking for a voice that is similar to Inkys' performance as Broadway Roxy.
*A reminder when auditioning for Roxy*
Well maybe you're a jerk sometimes. But its always on accident and most people are accidental jerks a lot of times anyway. So who cares.
Lol! Jake English w/a hangover. Everyone slow clap.
MARRY ME AN HAFE MY BOIBIES!!!!!!!!!!!
For Dirk we're looking for a voice that is both deep and warm.
Your friendship with her is a half drunken three-legged relay race, and the baton is a stick of dynamite. And you two are the only ones on the track. Me and English are watching from under the bleachers, high-fiving constantly.
There were times when I basically treated him like crap without even realizing it, and I regret it.
Roxy, are you drunk? I mean, in addition to being high on something, and magically insane.
For Kanaya's voice we want someone who can pull off an English accent.
It Sounds Like You Are Attempting To Be The Smart Rose This Time. Please Take Note Of The Subtle Scorn Underlying The Selection Of The Word "Attempting". Smart Rose Should Get A Kick Out Of That. Smart Rose Is All About Subtle Scorn Isn't She.
Is This Your Human Sarcasm That I've Heard About That You Always Use And That Which Is Basically A Terrible Way To Communicate?
For Vriska we want something that straddles the line between snarky and obnoxious.
Oh pleeeeeeeease. I hardly think I’m a 8ad person for failing to give a crap a8out a 8illion meaningless dead Nepetas, do you?!
I forgot how much I loved highlighting it to read all the 8oring things you have to say. It’s like a fun game for super extra handicapped retarded people. Like opening a present! Find out what o8noxious thing the mystery tool typed.
Haha! So he’s imaginary! A fake. Like a made up friend, the way fairies are. Made up make believe fakey fake fakes.
We're looking for a voice that can sound both whimsical and cryptic.
MaN eVeRyWhErE i LoOk… aLlS i SeE iS mIrAcLeS.
[Sober] SLIME? there is no more slime, brother. AND ANYWAY. stuff was nothing but poison, didn't you know?
For Aranea we want a voice that sounds mature but nerdy at the same time.
Who am I, you ask? That is no short story, I'm afraid. It all 8egan on a peaceful, idyllic planet called 8eforus. Unlike the Alternian trolls, with whom you are no dou8t more familiar, my people were-
I am just taking some initi8tive for a change. Has it occurred to you that it might have 8ecome a little tiresome for me to spend eternity as a 8oring no8ody while so many others got to play important roles in determining the f8 of reality?
Meempha. Thap waf.......THE WORST STORY THAT HAS EVER 8EEN TOLD IN THE HISTORY OF PARADOX SPACE. No! I will not "clam down." Clamming is not something you can do, unless you do it UP, or you are literally retrieving clams from a 8ed of soft oceanic soil. You just have no respect for a well told story.
For Kuloz's voice we want something that sound spine-tingling creepy and a bit voodooistic.
THERE IS NO NEED TO APPROACH THE YOUNG MISGUIDED EMPRESS. SHE REMAINS BLISSFULLY UNAWARE OF THE MACHINATIONS WHICH TRANSPIRE BETWEEN THE HEROES OF RAGE. LET HER TRY TO RAISE HER PATHETIC ARMY OF SOULS. SHE WILL BE DOUBLE SLAIN BY OUR LORD LIKE ALL THE OTHER MIRTHLESS HERETICS.
OUR LORD AWAITS YOUR SERVITUDE AND TUTELAGE AT ONCE. WE SHALL NOW BUST OPEN THESE ELIXIR FORTIES AND POUR SOME SWEET SWILL OUT FOR THE SOULS WHO SOON WONT BE NO MORE.
Though we plan to do something entirely different/unique for Cronus when the time comes, we'd still like to have a voice for him. That being said, we'd like to hear your best impression of a lonely 50's greaser.
All these cats and kittens, I'm telling you. They're alvways drawvn to the freaks and rejects. You havwe to be 8ROKEN in some vway to get a little concupiscent attention.
Vwery nice Ampora, starting your killer line with three consecutivwe 'W' vwords in a rowv.
What we want for Meenah, in terms of a voice, is something with a lot of sass and attitude.
Its a fish pun. Sayin' fish puns is obviously kind of this thing I do stupid. G-ET WIT)( T)(-E PROGRAM!
Sea my thing is I don't verbally torture my cray schemes like all the Serket girls and that works ok for me. Guess I made some mistakes but who really gives a flip.
What we're looking for in Calliope's voice is something soft and warm.
By Skaia's gUiding light, yoU may leave behind its tUrning arms of bright coloUrs and mayhem, and secUre peace for yoUr cosmic progeny for all dUration.
For WQ's voice we want something low and warm.
The final hope for victory lies in patience and planning.
What we're looking for in Jack Noir's voice is something gritty and gruff.
You are now Jack Noir. You have just murdered an innocent family. What will you do?
Not much direction we have in terms of voice.
You understand reality while everyone else is running around confused and angry and upset because they think reality is something happening to them rather than something they are making every moment with every thought.
What we want in terms of voice for Mindfang is something akin to that of "The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home" from Welcome to Night Vale.
It was kind of the authorities to supply me with phalanx of such impressiona8le spect8ors. The weak wills were nearly as thick in the air as the rust in their veins. Funny how my other senses seem to have piqued since exchanging glances with the dragon. What an extraordinary specimen. How I've come to covet the creature since it ruined my fleet. I know too well the whispers of a dangerous new infatu8tion when they 8eckon. 8ut I digress.
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