The Spongebob Squarepants Movie Rehydrated Dub
Project Overview
Are ya ready, kids?
In honor of the late, great Stephen Hillenburg, we are reanimating the entirety of the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) in pieces with over 300 animators and various other artists! Due to Copyright laws, we will have to re-record the score and the dialogue for the final product. So we are in need of voice actors and musicians who can contribute some high quality character impressions and some classic spongebob-style background music!
A few things to note:
1.) You must have a decent recording setup that produces good quality sound
2.) We are looking for the closest replicas of the characters that we can get; that includes inflections if you can manage it
3.) We are mostly looking for score musicians, as all of the music with lyrics (save for Goofy Goober Rock and The Tale of Hasselhoff) have already been recorded.
4.) Please do not ask about Ocean Man, as that song has already been covered.
5.) When you submit your audition, please include either your discord name and tag or your email in the description so we know how to find you!
6.) After casting has been completed, the deadline to record all of your lines and send them to the project managers is June 2021
If you have any questions at all regarding tryouts, please feel free to dm me on discord at PPD9945#3054 or email [redacted]. Good luck, and thank you for your cooperation!
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“Hooray! Gary! I had that dream again! And it’s finally going to come true! Today! Sorry about this calendar. Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2, where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager. Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards.”
[drunken, slurred speech, occasional burps] “I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss. I now realize that he's a GREAT BIG JERK! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. [raspberry] There, I think I made my point.”
“What about us? We'll never survive in that trench. You said it yourself, this is man's country. And let's face it, Pat. We're just...kids.” [screams the following line] “Open your eyes, Patrick! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream. We worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake! We don't belong out here! Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.”
“Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you.”
“That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2. Oops, hold on. [pause] Congratulations, buddy.”
“Ahem! Can I have everybody's attention?” [pause] “I have to use the bathroom.”
“SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being a manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.”
“Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise, they'd call it "kid-ager." You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?”
“Now, pay attention, Squidward. As a new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers.”
“Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!”
“Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from A to Y.”
“Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula, and then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world!”
“This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. One day, you will wear this crown.”
“Very well, Mindy. I'll give him a chance. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls! And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactly 10 days! [pause] Six it is, then. Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands!”
“My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! [Screams]”
“Daddy, stop it! Can't you get through one day without executing someone? Where's your love and compassion? Look at this little guy. He's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.”
“Listen, you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous. There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere! And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again!”
“Hey. It doesn't matter if you're kids. What's so wrong with being a kid, anyway? Kids rule! You don't need to be a man to do this. You just gotta believe in yourself. You just gotta believe!”
“Finally. I got you right where I want you. Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you. Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like.”
“Plankton was very specific. For some reason, he wanted me to step on you. Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown! [pause] Uh... Perhaps I've said too much.”
“Don't worry, this'll only hurt a lot!” [maniacal laughter] “I love this job!”
“The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward.”
[longingly] “That would be nice…”
[stuttering, nervous] “But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.”
“Bless you, Princess Mindy!”
“Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2!”
“Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.”
[annoyed, tired of life] “Why do I always get the nuts”
“Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, pal. Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.”
“Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober!”
“SpongeBob! What are you doing in here?” [pause] “Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?” [screams the following line] “Get out!”
“Who turned on the AC? [gasps] Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?”
“It means you set up Mr. Krabs. You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him and you could finally get your stubby little paws on the Krabby Patty formula. It was you all along! But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck. And I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Neptune!”
“Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.”
“Nothing except SpongeBob and his pink friend. My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. If they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints.”
"Meow"
"Meow, Plankton"
“Hey! Who blew this bubble?! You all know the rules! ‘All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar.’”
“So... Nobody knows? Somebody in here ain't a real man. We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed 'em out. Now, everybody line up! DJ! Time for the test. No baby can resist singing along to this.”
“I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah! You're a Goofy Goober, yeah! We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah!”
“What'll it be, fellas? Mustard... or ketchup?! [crack up]”
“Lloyd, take off your hat in respect. Respect for the dead!”
“You two dipsticks ain't gonna last 10 seconds over the county line!”
“Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?”
“...Twelve.”
“Certainly. You kids enjoy.”
“Come on, kiddies, have some ice cream! I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers!”
“We paid 9 dollars for this?”
“I paid ten!”
“Out of the car, fellas.”
“It’s, uh, right over there.”
“I'm really scared here, man.”
[nervous weeping]
“I got a wife and two beautiful children.”
“Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing!”
♪Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.♪ ♪Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!♪
"A goofball?"
Ah, the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... uhh... wet.
Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery, the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...
Hey, wait a minute. What is happening?
“I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie!”
“That's the end of SpongeBob. Come here, you!”
“The bird's right. Look! It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers!”
“Who said that?”
“Oh! Well, I got it at the Chum Bucket. Plankton's giving them away free with every Krabby Patty.”
the pirate that brings the movie tickets in the opening
“I got it! I got it! I got it!”
“I can take you there. I'm David Hasselhoff. Boat? [hearty laugh]”
“Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.”
“Who said anything about floating?”
[sensitive but somewhat assertive tone] “Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.”
“You folks have to leave.”
Please submit any score work you think could help you earn a position as one of our score composers!
Say something you think would fit
Please sing either "Goofy Goober Rock" or "I Wanna Rock" by Twisted Sister
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