“SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being a manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.”

“Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise, they'd call it "kid-ager." You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?”

“Now, pay attention, Squidward. As a new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers.”