Thanks so much!
We have received tons of awesome submissions from hundreds of talented people. Thank you to everyone who has auditioned.
The roles are filling up fast. It won't be long till we've cast every character.
The Snowman Slayer 2 is a feature length film about a young man who slays snowmen. Genre: Horror/comedy/mystery.
The voice talent will be playing snowmen who are all CGI.
All these roles are snowmen minus one. Basically every role will require you to scream, shout in fear, cry in horror and make dying/pain sounds.
Talented applicants are encouraged to apply for more than one role if you are proficient in doing different voices.
Payment per role will be 50$USD (Unless otherwise specified) total for all the lines/sounds. Regardless of how long it takes you to deliver.
Additionally, when agreeing to do a role, you agree to re-do any line as many times as is required until it meets my desired outcome.
We have received tons of awesome submissions from hundreds of talented people. Thank you to everyone who has auditioned.
The roles are filling up fast. It won't be long till we've cast every character.
A snowman. Simple and good hearted. Somewhat timid, but a hard worker and provider for his family.
Is it just me, or is 6 in exactly the same spot they were on Tuesday?
We get to live in the city! Just like we always wanted!
This is turning out way different than I expected.
A Snowman. Wife of Dan Flakes. Peaceful, kind, caring, supportive. Soft spoken.
Dan, this is... Amazing! A Spirit Tower guard!
I always knew your soul was pure. Ready to serve the Holy Spirit?
We're blessed because you are a snowman of honor and nobility.
A Snowman. Mouthpiece of the Holy Christmas Spirit. Refined, Authoritative, Wise.
Dan you have been chosen by the Holy Christmas Spirit himself, to serve as a guard in Spirit Tower.
You will recieve instructions for relocation procedures and documents necessary for traveling to the city. Good luck, and Spirit bless you.
Remember. Life's not about you. Its about us. Our collective wellbeing as a species.
Snowman. Adult male. Hippie, stoner, adrenaline junkie. Talks like he's high. (Six Lines.)
Hey, don't worry man, its just part of the training.
I like doin' dangerous stuff. Well, nothin' too serious. Just stuff like rolling down the coal flats on my side, or jumpin' off ledges, haha! I get a kick outta that stuff.
(Stoned, Slightly nervous, adrenaline kicking in...) Huehuehuehue. Huehuehuehuehue.
they do look like they're in the same place.
*Laughing* *Jeering at friends*
Good night Dan. See ya later.
Haha. Thier getting lazy.
(To someone far off. jokingly) Hey Six!! Yall'r frickin' slow!!
You comin' to the pub tonight Dan?
Snowmen. All Male adults.
District 6 Miner - Random 1 line, basic, shouting. (10$ Only)
Fred the Foreman - Random 1 line, rough voice. (10$ Only.)
Speaker System - Announcer/narrator like voice. (1-3 Lines) (20$ Only)
Officer - Basic, strong voice. 2 Lines (20$ Only)
Gloved Hand Man - Sophisticated. Mysterious, sinister. 1 Line (10$ Only)
Specify in your submission which character(s) your applying for.
Feel free to make up your own lines to audition for these characters.
(Officer) Your training begins tomorrow morning at 8AM. Good luck.
(Speaker System) Attention household. You are about to recieve a life communique from the Emmisary of the Holy Christmas Spirit. Prepare for connection.
(Fred) Allright ladies, back to work. Ain't too long till quittin' time.
I'm no pro snowballer y'know.
So, whats everybody got going for them when they get back?
Okay guys, I know we can all talk sports forever, but lets give everyone a chance to tell us whats up in thier lives first.
They've got good attack man, but they can't wall worth diddly squat!
Okay Mr. Family man. For me well, the games obveously, but there's a girl I was sweet on before I left. Just might try and make her my wife when I get back, assuming I survive.
(fearful submission) Spare me o great and powerful Sam!
*Sigh* I can't wait for this to be over.
There's a new art gallery that opened up on 6th. I'm going there when I get back. Its premiring several new paintings by Catherine Coldheardt.
Please! Dont kill me! I'll do anything! Anything!!!
Ayee, well look at it this way. If Sam gets ya, you won't gotta listen to her voice no more!
Ahh yeeeaah, I gotta get back to my lady you know what I'm sayin' She be missin' me. And all my... Special features.
(Aggressive/territorial) You think you can just walk up in here like you own the place? Yaaa!
Hey, why are we talking about Sam? Please lets not talk about him.
Well, my team's the Snow Golems but I'm rooting for the Wolves. I need the Cats to lose beacuse thier too far ahead of the Golems.
It's Sam..(fear)
(laughing while talking) Two of us get on her to pull her off the pile, right, but she doesn't budge and inch cause she's just way too dang heavy to move!
So as we search the place, one of the officers finds a stash of snowballs under a trapdoor. And its a-lot. She had to have been hording it for monthes. And then, get this, before we could detain her, she makes a break for it to her stockpile, diving into it yelling: "If i'm going to jail, i'm going happy!" *starts laughing to himself while talking* And she starts gorging herself as fast as she possibly can.
I'm gonna get my welcome home slushy. I'm gonna get my welcome home slushy. I'm gonna get my welcome home slushy. (afraid/panicing)
Now then, listen up. Eagle scout Max will be teaching you about pine trees. Attend to him and do what he says. If I come back and find out anyone caused trouble, I'll take em behind the woodshed back at the lodge.
(Talking to himself. Read words inside "" in a girl voice. He makes is own voice deeper, like: Duke Nukem.) "Hey Kevin, how are you?", I'm great. "You look so strong and handsome Kevin!", I know. I'm a total stud, women can't help but stare. "Kevin, I have to confess my feelings for you.", Go ahead baby.
Young scouts! Eeeeh! (Paniced, laboured breathing, grabbed by throat and pulled into bushes.)
Silence! Do not speak back to the scoutmaster! That's one demerit for you John.
Pine trees are also the oldest tree to ever exsist, carbon dating in at around 13 quadrillion eons old!
Silence!! Thats 75 demerits for you John! That puts you at 77! And you know what that makes you? A girl!
What? Why? What do pine trees have to do with anything?
(extreme fear) We know exactly what happening! Its SaaaaAAAAM!!!!
(Afraid, laboured breathing, panic) I think I saw Something. (beat) A black thing.
(complaining) Haven't we learned enough about pine trees yet?
(complaining) We are, but we've been doing this for days, can't we take a break?
(afraid) No! We stay here and wait for him, he'll come and find us if we stay put!
Yeah, can we do something else now?
(fear) What?! We don't know whats happening! We need help!
(fear) You don't know that, that noise we heard earlier could've been Kevin dying!
I hike in the mountains and stuff.
Eeeehh. I wanna go home. (afraid, crying)
(terrified, stuttering, crying) Ahh, ehh. Were all there. Ehh. Mmm. All snowmen.
Its only a few hours till we go home boys! Whatcha gonna do?
Tired huh? But what if you go to sleep and Sam comes to get ya right before your returned?
(extreme fearful surprise) Holy Christmas Spirit its Sam!!!
Swiss cheese, Butter, Sour cream doughnuts. Pickled herring. All among my favorites.
Its fun to be able to see everyone at once, but unless you get frontrow seats, you're so far away that its hard to see what thier doing. So you end up watching the big screen most of the time anyway.
*Yawns* Can we go to sleep soon? Its so late.
Well, I'm gettin' married.
Well, I was lucky. She worked at the pub that I go to. alot of dudes wanted her but she chose me.
Woah! Haha. I was gonna invite you to my wedding, but I understand that's not happening.
Man it sucks to live in 26! Its too dang far from everything!
I wanna go to the snowball stadium. See a game. Thats the main reason. Have either of you gone before?
Stooop, you're gonna make it harder for me to sleep (tired)
(Inspired, In awe.) Oh my gosh! You were in Spirit Tower!
(Inspired) I'm lucky to live close enough to hear it when I sleep. And when I really listen to it, it sounds like a powerful beast that always walks and never stops.
Were you sleeping when you were sent? You weren't awake at midnight either.
Above average snowman intelligence. Curious tendencies. Inspired.
Its a privlage to work with the great generator. Y'know, every day I work there, its like listening to a miracle. (beat) I dunno its just the sound of it is both terrifying and inspiring at the same time.
All the coal you guys mine, we stock it in those giant containers. We keep them near the great generator. And all we have to do, is keep putting coal in the top.
I followed the seconond biggest, which led me towards the city. Eventually it just split into dozens of conduits, too many to follow. So I returned to the biggest conduit and followed it. And that one took me underneath Spirit tower.
2 Characters. But one only makes old man noises. The other has few, very short lines.
*Old Man noises*
*Physical Exertion to do very little but it takes a lot of effort old man noises*
*Comedically exaggerated old man laughter*
Ever try for a fith kid?
Much suffering in a moment or little suffering over a lifetime. What's the difference.
*Comedically exaggerated old man laughter*
Well, I really wish now that I had valued things like morality and commitment... Theres alot of bitterness in my family. We may look beautiful on the outside, but were ugly on the inside Grace, we really are.
Oh. Its no secret Grace. Everyone knows I married Jock for his smooth balls and round features. He was an actor back in the day. I married for looks, and it seems my posterity has followed my example.
Susan. You have such beautiful grandchildren.
Oh.. Thats not so bad.
Wow. Thats deep.
Haha! No, pretty sure we just do what were told, same as everyone else.
Same ol' same ol' really.
Hah, looks like my dads havin' a good time, oh hey, wheres gramps?
A basic 40 year old snowman, focused on his career. Distant from his wife and family.
Thats pretty good. I read in FCM that the average is 0.6. So you all must be hittin' it hard.
Ah, well. She's not really my Kate. We get together sometimes though.
Our carreers keep us busy. Sometimes I get enough time to frolic with the people that I work with. She does the same.
..Yeah.. So anyway, I told her that there was no way she could make it with Jack. Not unless she got some work done.
He probably doesn't even know that she exsists. That's antother thing I was tellin' her about. Is that you gotta show off those goods, get his attention.
The best way to get the attention of a man is to embrace our sensuality!
I don't think that's appropriate.
I'm just saying, thats pretty shallow. It wouldn't end up in a deep relationship.
Okay, wow. I can't even. *irritated sigh* Let's change the subject.
Dude, have you played the newest Snowsgate game?
Dude its got everything. Its got like dragons and monsters and witches and lava monsters. Theres tons of different races, loads of dungeons to explore, lots of rad weapons and armor to collect.
Yeah, its tons of fun. I've already played like 500 hours of it.
Yeah, but I'm stronger than you.
Yeah... My dad prolly wouldn't let me play it.
Oh my gosh, no. way.
But I thought that you liked Jake?
So? You deserve him. Plus, Elizabeth is a loser.
Hey Katelyn. Y'know Jake, from school.
I heard that Elizabeth is his new girlfriend.
But he's friends with Elizabeth now..
She speaks in old English mostly, as she is performing in a Shakespere play.
Pray you then, conduct me to the queen.
Here's ado, to lock up honesty and and honor from the acess of gentle visitors! Is't lawful, pray you, to see her woman? Any of them? Emilia?
I dare be sworn these dangerous and unsafe lunes I' the king, beshrew them! He must be told on't, and he shall: The office becomes a woman best; I'll take't upon me: If I prove honey mouth'd let my tounge blister and never to my red-look'd anger be the trumpet anymore.
Speaks in mostly old English, as she is performing in a Shakespere play.
As well as one so great and so forlorn may hold together: On her frights and griefs, which never tender lady hath born greater, she is something before her time deliver'd.
A daughter, and a goodly babe, lusty and like to live: The queen recieves much comfort in't; Says "My poor prisoner, I am as innocent as you."
Gaoler is old English for Jailor. He speaks in old English, as he is acting in a Sakespere play.
Good lady, no court in Europe is too good for thee; What dost thou then in prison?
I man not, madam. To the contrary I have express commandment.
So please you madam, I shall bring Emilia forth.
Bob is in his mid to late 20s. He's loose with rules, unlike his best friend Buck. Has little self discipline.
He can have a tinge of a British accent.
So, I have a theory.... Were all gonna die.
Huh. Guess your right. Well, anyhow, remember like a month ago when the Emmisary came running out of the elevator yelling, then dissapeared?
Well hey, I think its because of that incedent why all of swing shift got sent this year. Also, like, tower security are hardly ever sent. Especially not this many of us.
You kinda sapped all the fun when you said were gonna die.
There's a first time for everything. Besides, remember 3 years ago, almost half of dayshift was sent, and they all came back.
Why do you insist on arguing for the inevitability of our deaths? Listen, the Great Christmas Spirit is wise and good, and is not sending anyone to get them killed, and even implying otherwise is blasphemy!
Random snowmen in a crowd. Jeering and booing. (10$ Only per snowman)
All in scene 6. Only one Per person.
Snowman #1
Snowman #2
Snowman #3
Snowman #4
What are they saying? They talk so weird I can't understand.
I thought human entertainment was suppost to be supurb!
Boooo!