Now then, listen up. Eagle scout Max will be teaching you about pine trees. Attend to him and do what he says. If I come back and find out anyone caused trouble, I'll take em behind the woodshed back at the lodge.

(Talking to himself. Read words inside "" in a girl voice. He makes is own voice deeper, like: Duke Nukem.) "Hey Kevin, how are you?", I'm great. "You look so strong and handsome Kevin!", I know. I'm a total stud, women can't help but stare. "Kevin, I have to confess my feelings for you.", Go ahead baby.

Young scouts! Eeeeh! (Paniced, laboured breathing, grabbed by throat and pulled into bushes.)