South Park: The Stick of Truth - Huge Fandub [NEW ROLES ADDED]

Georgie "Firkle" Smith is the youngest of the goths. He says that most people are "Nazi conformist cheerleaders", and that he is the biggest non-conformist there is.

Butters is the first character you meet.  He helps you recruit the three warriors in Call the Banners, and goes with you into the basement of the Inn of the Giggling Donkey.  He is a boss in the school if you side with the elves. He helps attack Clyde's Fortress and fights the final boss.

When the Goth Kids tell the New Kid to find coffee, cigarettes, and goth clothes, the 6th graders will appear smoking by the dumpsters between Jimbo's Guns and Skeeter's Bar. The player must attack and defeat them to obtain their cigarettes.

Token Black is a character in South Park: The Stick of Truth and one of the best fighters in the Kingdom of Kupa Keep.

When the New Kid enters Cartman's house, she asks Cartman who his friend is and Cartman replies by saying, "Shut up Mom, not now." When the New Kid tries to talk to her after that, Cartman says, "Don't talk to her, she's not part of game."

When the New Kid leaves Cartman's house, talking to Mrs. Cartman before she leaves, she befriends him on Facebook and outside of minor appearances here and there, she has no role in the story.

Quaid is a character in South Park: The Stick of Truth. He is one of the six kindergarteners who hides in Hide 'n' Seek.

DogPoo Petuski is a character in South Park: The Stick of Truth and is a member of the Elf Kingdom.
DogPoo provides a quest to the New Kid that involves the New Kid tearing down KKK banners across the town and then returning to him afterwards. DogPoo friends him on Facebook upon completing this quest.

The Elven Warriors fight for the Elf King. They can be seen at many various points in the game.
(No impressions needed, do whatever voice you want!)

The Ginger Hallway Monitors are enemies fought at school during Detention Sentence mission.

No impressions needed, do whatever voice you want for extras! These will be only heard on people's tv's inside the game.

Philip "Pip" Pirrip was an often mistreated, awkward English exchange student, who was heavily based on the protagonist with the same name from the Charles Dickens novel Great Expectations.

Dr. Alphonse Mephesto is an eccentric geneticist and stereotypical mad scientist, as he lives and works at South Park Genetic Engineering Ranch. Whenever the people of South Park need something beyond the natural, they turn to him.
The song which he starts singing can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RztfjHdM-pg

Billy is a character in South Park: The Stick of Truth. He is one of the six kindergarteners who hides in Hide 'n' Seek.

Filmore is a character in South Park: The Stick of Truth. He is one of the six kindergarteners who hides in Hide 'n' Seek Mission.

Bradley appears in the game only as a minor character and does not appear in any quests. He hides in the bushes on the left side of Stan's house practicing his stealth for the entire game.

Adult Female Pedestrians have very little appearance in story. They mostly walk around the town, sometimes judging  or giving tips to the new kid who just has moved to town.

The New Kid, also known as "Douchebag", or "Butthole", is the main playable protagonist in South Park: The Stick of Truth.

The New Kid is shown to be seemingly mute and voiceless in the game, and appears to display little emotion on his face, usually he has a blank expression on his face. He only has one actually spoken line, which is at the end of the game.


His real name is revealed by the Big Bad Government Guy to be Dovahkiin, but the only time he is addressed to by that name is when the Big Bad Government Guy starts exposing information about The New Kid. His appearance is entirely decided by the player.

Kenny McCormick is the princess at Kupa Keep. He is one of the six playable partners, later the hidden main antagonist of South Park: The Stick of Truth.

Kenny is on Cartman's side of the game/conflict, and you first get him as a buddy when Cartman sends you to rescue Craig. His 'Buddy Command' ability, and power in combat, is to flash his breasts at the enemy, thereby distracting them. Outside of combat this is used to trick enemies into opening pathways which would otherwise be inaccessible.

Kenny is not a major character of the plot until the final fight of the game, where he takes the Stick of Truth for himself, after hearing from Morgan Freeman that he is the true inheritor of the Stick of Truth. Upon being defeated once by the player, he drinks the Nazi Zombie serum, and becomes a Nazi Zombie. From here, the player has to defeat Kenny three more times (he revives to full health each time) before it is decided that you must break the "gentleman's oath" (not to fart on a man's balls), and finish him off with a fart spell.

Kenny returns to normal after this and Butters says that Kenny's blaming it on PMS.

Stanley "Stan" Marsh is one of the central characters of South Park. He is arguably the most "normal" of the kids, and is generally honest, very mature for his age, and well-meaning.

Stan is frequently embarrassed or infuriated at the stupidity of his parents and the other adults of the town, and he often goes against what his parents do. The rather displaced cynicism that he exhibits when dealing with adults, as well as his inability to be impressed by celebrities or fads may also come from the fact that, due to his parents, he has probably never respected or trusted adults. Despite this, he is well-behaved and disciplined.

Stan Marsh is a warrior from the Drow Elves and is one of the six playable partners in South Park: The Stick of Truth.

Kyle Broflovski is one of the central characters of South Park. He's generally the "good boy" of the group, often being the one to deliver the moral lesson.

Kyle's personality is extremely similar to Stan's in some aspects - he had firm morals and generally was the "good boy" of the group, often being the one to deliver the "I learned something today" speech at the end of the episodes.

Kyle seems to have a strong fraternal instinct, and will always protect his brother, Ike, despite his initial displeasure after
learning that Ike was his adopted brother.

Kyle Broflovski is the leader of the Drow Elves and is one of the six playable partners in South Park: The Stick of Truth. His official title is High Jew Elf King Kyle.

Eric Cartman is the Grand Wizard King and leader of the humans at Kupa Keep. He is one of the six playable party members in South Park: The Stick of Truth, and is the last one to be unlocked.  

Cartman is visibly overweight (big boned), being larger than all the other kids.  He wears a red-violet wizard cloak with a blue cape held on by gold buttons.  He has yellow gloves, a turquoise belt with pouch, and a turquoise wizard hat with a yellow stripe at the bottom and a yellow star with a smiley face. He has messy brown hair.

Jimmy Valmer is the bard of the Drow Elves and is one of the six playable partners in South Park: The Stick of Truth.

Jimmy does not make an appearance until the Bard, where he is in possession of the Stick.  He is the boss in the level. He doesn't reappear until you are brought to the Elven Kingdom, and only has one line. He again shows up when the school is being attacked if the player chose the elves. He helps you get inside. Otherwise, he is only seen in the classroom. He helps in the attack of Clyde's Fortress and in the final boss battle, where he is one of the buddies that fights with you.

Clyde Donovan is one of the main antagonists in South Park: The Stick of Truth. He is a merchant at Kupa Keep, and sells weapons and armor, until he is banished for not protecting the stick. 
Players lay siege on his fortress to recover the stick. He re-animated Chef using the toxic waste, but fails to win and Cartman banishes him from space and time again, kicking him off of the tower. He's shown to fall onto the ground from his tower afterwords, and is never seen in the game again.

Scott Malkinson serves very little role in the story outside of being the stable tender and after Clyde's banishment, the merchant of the Kingdom of Kupa Keep. He also friends the New Kid on Facebook and is often left behind to guard the Kingdom.

His role in the story is directing the New Kid to the monks who will teach him new magic.

While Big Gay Al doesn't physically appear in the game, he can be added as Facebook friend by answering the cell phone.

When the New Kid goes to seek the girls' help, they are too distraught over an urgent matter concerning Monica to consider his request. They send him to pose as Bebe's long distance boyfriend to see if Monica hits on him, proving whether she is a two-faced bitch. When she does, the girls appear with her boyfriend Jake, who attacks the New Kid. Afterwards, she apologizes and befriends the New Kid. Eventually, the girls find out that she couldn't have been the two-faced bitch, and send the New Kid to find the real perpetrator.

When the Goth Kids tell the New Kid to find coffee, cigarettes, and goth clothes, the 6th graders will appear smoking by the dumpsters between Jimbo's Guns and Skeeter's Bar. The player must attack and defeat them to obtain their cigarettes.

The Underpants Gnomes are small humanoid creatures that travel the world stealing underpants.

She is the mayor of South Park.

Kevin Stoley is a character in South Park: The Stick of Truth.
Kevin wears a blue Star Trek shirt with his hair cut to match Spock, along with Spock's ears.

Crab People serve no real role in the storyline, and only one appears in the game. After learning the Nagasaki fart, the New Kid can break the rock blocking the path to a Crab Person in the cave portion of the sewers, and talk to him to friend him on Facebook.

The Canadian Border Patroler is a minor character in South Park: The Stick of Truth. He is a mountie who guards the Canadian Border.
Once the New Kid tries to get into Canada, he has to pass the guard, who won't let him in until he gets a passport. When he tries to pass the guard without a passport, he'll try to block him and say things like, "No. You see? No matter which way you go, I block you." and "What, you think we just let anybody into Canada?" After getting a photo for the passport at Photo Dojo, the New Kid will return to the guard and show it to him. When the guard is done looking at the passport, he'll let him in. He then yells out, "Open the gate!" (and then remember that's it's only him works there) and opens to gate to Canada.

When the New Kid is asked by Kyle to recruit the girls to join their side, he finds the girls preoccupied with the rumors going around town that Allie Nelson was spotted at the abortion clinic. Allie vehemently denies the accusations. After the New Kid completes the girls' quest and discovers that Heidi Turner was the two-faced bitch, she is very grateful to him for clearing her name.

Shelly serves no purpose in the story outside of The She-Ogre quest and as a Facebook friend. If you try entering her room before the quest, she angrily kicks you out. After defeating her and reclaiming Stan's iPhone, she considers you to not be so bad and friends you on Facebook. Shelly serves no purpose in the story outside of The She-Ogre quest and as a Facebook friend. If you try entering her room before the quest, she angrily kicks you out. After defeating her and reclaiming Stan's iPhone, she considers you to not be so bad and friends you on Facebook.

Stuart McCormick is a character in South Park: The Stick of Truth. He is the father of Kenny McCormick (Princess Kenny) and Karen McCormick and the husband of Mrs. McCormick. He is an alcoholic.
Stuart serves no role in the story except to be woken up outside Skeeter's Bar passed out in a pile of trash after a night of drinking, afterwards he friends the New Kid for waking him up since he didn't want to be late for work.

Homeless people are a big part of the quest "The Homeless Problem" where you need to get rid of homeless people so south park would get it's reputation back. However homeless people wont leave south park without a fight.

Gerald has no role in the story. He is always seen shoveling snow outside Kyle's house. He can be talked to to gain him as a friend on Facebook.

He has no role outside the story, apart from the being the clerk at Bijou Theatre. If The New Kid walks past him, he will say some lines, with most of them about him taunting The New Kid that's he too young to see Terrance and Philip: Asses of Fire 2.

Dad insists that the New Kid goes out and makes friends and constantly comments on his appearance in a negative way. Upon reaching 50 friends, he friends the New Kid on Facebook.

Outside of this, he has little role in the story outside of grounding the New Kid if he's found in the Lost Woods or if the New Kid doesn't go straight to bed at the end of a day and in the backstory of the New Kid.

Big Bad Government Guy is introduced on the 1st night after the Alien Ship crash and prepares to cover up the crash. He along with other members of the US Government are seen in person in the base set up around the Alien Ship as they plan to nuke South Park to neutralize the threat the goo that fell out of the ship represents when the New Kid is hiding in a vent and watching what happened.

Simon Hankey is a minor character in South Park: The Stick of Truth. He is the son of Mr. Hankey.

Principal Victoria has no important role on the game, you can become her friend talking to her in the Community Center.

The Hallway Monitor Boss is a boss in South Park: The Stick of Truth.
he Hallway Monitor Boss is the captain of the South Park hall patrol. He appears in the quest Detention Sentence. He encounters the player as soon as they attempt to use the gold key on the cafeteria door to release Craig and the other students in detention.

He fights strong battles and he will call your parents. Watch out for him.

In the end, he is defeated and killed.

Terrance and Phillip are introduced as two monks that live in the bottom right part of Vancouver and teach the New Kid how to use the Nagasaki fart via a Matrix parody after he shows that he can use the other three magic attacks. They remind him to never ever fart on another man's balls and friend him on Facebook.

He has no important role in the story. The New Kid will find in the top of Clyde's garage. When the New Kid talks to him, he will befriend him on Facebook and tell him not to believe anything on there about him.

When The New Kid go to the door at Kenny's House, Mrs. McCormick will answer and will tell him to go to the guest house in the back and gives him the McCormick Garage Key to open the guest room in the garage. After he defeats the meth addicts and gets Tweek's Special Delivery to complete the quest Hot Coffee, she will friend him when the player talks to her.

Mom insists that the New Kid goes out and makes friends and friends him on Facebook and comments on how "popular" he's going to be with his Mom as a Facebook friend.

Outside of this, she has little role in the story outside of saying goodnight to him and in the backstory of the New Kid. She also finds and grounds him along with Dad if the New Kid stays out too long after dark.

Mrs. Tweak has no role in the story outside of friending the New Kid when the New Kid purchases a Speed Potion Ultra from her husband and mentioning that he should buy coffee to keep himself going through school.

Canadian people.

The Alien Pilot and the Alien Co-Pilot are the commanders of the U.F.O. that abducts the player. They appear at the end of the quest Alien Abduction. They attack the player on sight as he reaches the cockpit. When the Alien Pilot reaches a low amount of HP, he runs away leaving his hat behind, causing the Alien Cockpilot to put on the hat and activate an attack named 'So Be It'. When they are defeated, the U.F.O. loses control and crashes to Earth, causing the green goo to leak out of it and into the drains of South Park.

The Alien Pilot and the Alien Co-Pilot are the commanders of the U.F.O. that abducts the player. They appear at the end of the quest Alien Abduction. They attack the player on sight as he reaches the cockpit. When the Alien Pilot reaches a low amount of HP, he runs away leaving his hat behind, causing the Alien Cockpilot to put on the hat and activate an attack named 'So Be It'. When they are defeated, the U.F.O. loses control and crashes to Earth, causing the green goo to leak out of it and into the drains of South Park.

Jesus has long brown hair and a goatee. He wears a long white robe with a red sash and has a halo above his head. When he is summoned into battle, he puts on sunglasses and brings with him an M16A1.

Mr. Mackey is the school counselor and a cafeteria guard in South Park: The Stick of Truth.

The Prince of Canada tells the New Kid to see the Earl of Winnipeg to see if he can tell where in Canada they speak the language that's printed on the document he's supposed to translate for Wendy and the girls.

When the New Kid sees the Earl, he tells the New Kid that the writing is Canadian, but he can't help him yet because Winnipeg is filled with dire bears. He then tells him that if he kills all the dire bears, he can help him.

When the New Kid is done killing the dire bears, he takes the pelts back to the Earl. The Earl then thanks him and tells him that the one who translate it for him is the Minister of Montreal. After the New Kid leaves to tell the Prince, the Earl looks at the pelts and says, "Boy, oh boy. I will have the most dire robe in all of Canada."

The Earl will then friend the New Kid on Facebook.

Chris Donnely is a member of the Drow Elves, and fights alongside them in all the battles. He distrusts and dislikes the New Kid. For most of the game, he can be found at the Elven Kingdom, and grudgingly befriends the New Kid after the two factions join forces.

Tuong Lu is the owner of City Wok and City Airlines. His stereotypical Chinese accent is used for humor, causing him to mispronounce words such as 'city' as 'shitty'.

Cures the new kid from horrible diseases for canadian dollars.

Owns a store in canada.

Midget In a Bikini reports on a story about taco bell's new opening.

As the girls disguises the New Kid as a girl in front of the abortion clinic, the girls use Jessie as an example of a slut. She then walks in on them, upon which they greet her enthusiastically, only to call her a skank again as soon as she leaves. She then friends the New Kid for not namecalling her.

 Appears at the PTA meeting in the South Park Community Center.

I'd rather not talk about it.

Cornwallis Hankey is a minor character in South Park: The Stick of Truth. He is the son of Mr. Hankey.

The Lumberjack is shown wandering through Winnipeg, Canada. When the New Kid talks to him, he tells him that lumberjacking is dangerous work because of all the dire bears running around.

Richard plays a minor role in "Call the Banners", telling the New Kid where to find Tweek and allowing Tweek to play after he receives the delivery. He also sells the New Kid consumable items and befriends the New Kid along with Mrs. Tweak when the player purchases a Speed Potion Ultra from his shop.

Craig Tucker is a character in South Park: The Stick of Truth. He was formerly one of the warriors of the Kingdom of Kupa Keep and is currently part of Clyde's Fortress.

She has no role outside the story. Except becoming friends with The New Kid if he has Cartman as his buddy and if he talks to her.

He has no major role in the story. When everyone found out that Clyde had the stick, they rushed over to his house. Mr. Donovan answered the door and Cartman angrily asked, "MAY WE SPEAK TO CLYDE PLEASE?!?" He then tells everyone that he's outside and that's where they discover Clyde's fortress. He later appears at the doorway when all of the kids fight Clyde in the backyard.

Terrance and Phillip are introduced as two monks that live in the bottom right part of Vancouver and teach the New Kid how to use the Nagasaki fart via a Matrix parody after he shows that he can use the other three magic attacks. They remind him to never ever fart on another man's balls and friend him on Facebook.

The Sparrow Prince is the second spirit animal that the player meets when journeying through Mr. Slave's ass. The player must fight him in order to prove themselves worthy in combat and move forward to stop the snuke from detonating. Once the player has successfully disarmed the snuke and exited Mr. Slave's digestive system, they will receive Sparrow Prince's friend request.

Mrs. Biggle is a minor character in South Park: The Stick of Truth. She is the mother of Henrietta Biggle and adopted mother of Bradley Biggle and is a Facebook friend for the New Kid.

She is met once on the main street of South Park sitting on a bench and upon leaving the part of the street she's on after friending her, she isn't seen again during the game nor is her husband seen at all.

The Gnome Warlock first appeared after The New Kid has defeated the other Underpants Gnomes on the first round and eventually shrunk him. Later on, he is shown with some remaining gnomes in the parents' room stealing underpants. As soon as The New Kid defeats the gnomes for the last time, he chases after the Warlock to the parents' bed and battles. After the Warlock is defeated, he just simply gave The New Kid some Gnome Dust to regrow again and tries to explain that the gnomes are just trying to stop the Nazi Green Goo to spread around in the Gnome Underground World. But before he could finish, he gets crushed and possibly might have died.

They are guards on the alien spaceship that abducts the player. They patrol the spaceship and fight the New Kid whenever they encounter him.

After observing Planet Earth, Visitors came to the conclusion that cows were the most intelligent species on earth.

Sharon has little role in the story outside of being the receptionist at Tom's Rhinoplasty. She friends the New Kid on Facebook after he buys something.

Albert Arnold "Al" Gore, Jr. is a character in South Park: The Stick of Truth. He gives the player three side quests.

Al Gore has green pants and a light blue dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up and a red tie. He has a gold watch on his left wrist. He has styled brown hair and his face has wrinkles from age. When the player encounters Al for the first time, he'll be wearing Groucho glasses, as a disguise. When engaging Al in battle, he'll tie a red cape around his neck. When battling Al Gore for the second time, he'll wear a ManBearPig suit.

Karen has no role outside the story, apart from becoming friends with The New Kid if he visits Kenny's house and talks to her before and after the quest Hot Coffee.

They are seen bullying Annie Nelson and must be defeated to speak to the girls.

Catatafish is a character in South Park: The Stick of Truth. He is one of the three animal spirits that live in Mr. Slave's digestive system along with the Frog King and the Sparrow Prince.

Bebe appears during Recruit the Girls as a major member of the girls' club. She thinks it's hot that The New Kid doesn't talk, agrees with the suggestion for the New Kid to help with Monica Ryland, and friends the New Kid along with Wendy and Red upon completion of Recruit the Girls.

The Prince is introduced alongside the Princess of Canada and he sends the New Kid to see the Earl of Winnipeg to get the documents translated. The Earl sends him back to the Prince to ask him to release the Minister of Montreal, who is the only one who can translate the document.

The Prince then sends the New Kid to kill the Bishop of Banff and bring back his balls as a trophy (he can be spared and the Prince is oblivious to the Dire Pig balls in place of the Bishop's real balls) and he refuses to help anyway. The Princess helps behind his back and sends him to the Duke of Vancouver.

The Prince and Princess friend the New Kid on Facebook and after this, he has no further role in the storyline.

The New Kid meets them in Hot Coffee when Tweek Tweak sends them to get the shipment for the day so he can return to Kupa Keep quicker to assist Cartman. Because the New Kid is not the usual kid, they jump to the conclusion that the New Kid is a cop and attack him, but are quickly defeated.

Ned provides no real role in the story outside of contributing to things Jimbo says to the New Kid. He along with Jimbo friends the New Kid after the New Kid completes Big Game Huntin' With Jimbo.

Mrs. Hankey is a minor character in South Park: The Stick of Truth. She is the alcoholic wife of Mr. Hankey.

The Princess is introduced alongside the Prince of Canada. It seems that the Prince always wants her to be quiet when he talking to the New Kid. When she does speak, the Prince says to her, "Shh... you!"

After the New Kid has finnished the Prince's quest for killing the Bishop of Banff, he refuses to help free the Minister of Montreal. The Princess, however, wants to help and, as the Prince leaves the room, she gives a note to him to give to the Duke of Vancouver.

After he frees the Minister, she will friend him on Facebook.

He works at the bank. When the New Kid talks to him, he will ask him to invest $20 dollars. If the New Kid does, he will recite a long list of things he does with the money, ending with "...and it's gone!". He works at the bank. When the New Kid talks to him, he will ask him to invest $20 dollars. If the New Kid does, he will recite a long list of things he does with the money, ending with "...and it's gone!".

They won't stop till they have underpants.

Attacks the school as part of whichever faction the player chooses. He and Fosse can be found on the second floor of the school fighting a human or elf, who the player can attack and defeat to gain them as friends. Attacks the school as part of whichever faction the player chooses. He and Fosse can be found on the second floor of the school fighting a human or elf, who the player can attack and defeat to gain them as friends.

Romper Stomper plays no role in the story, other then an unlisted Side-Quest for his Friend Request. To get his request, the New Kid simply needs to go upstairs in the Police Department and enter the door on the vent on the left, as the door is locked from the inside. Once inside the locker room, the New Kid needs to find a key in one of the lockers and go downstairs. After this, simply open the cell door in the room on the left and talk to him.

The Minister of Montreal is a character from South Park: The Stick of Truth. He is, as his name says, the Minister of Montreal.
In his role of the story, the New Kid has to free him the Caverns of Quebec, so he can translate a document for Wendy and the girls.

Butters is the first character you meet.  He helps you recruit the three warriors in Call the Banners, and goes with you into the basement of the Inn of the Giggling Donkey.  He is a boss in the school if you side with the elves. He helps attack Clyde's Fortress and fights the final boss.

Butters wears a turquoise shirt with a yellow shield on it and pants.  He has blue shoulder pads with white outlines, a dark blue cape, and gold gloves with yellow trim. He also has a belt that appears to just be a rope and a gold crown/headband with a red (occasionally purple) gem in the center and has yellow puffball spiked hair.

Jason is a character in South Park: The Stick of Truth. He is a member of the Drow Elves and tends the armory at the Elven Kingdom.

Mr. Garrison does not have a very big role in the game, but he is seen at the Community Center as a member of the PTA.

Santa has no role in the story, but does appear on top of the roof of the police station. When the New Kid goes out the emergency exit of the police station, he uses his alien probe to get to the top to find Santa with a laptop. He then will become friends with the New Kid on Facebook after he talks to him.

The New Kid cannot see what's in Stan's closet because the person (Tom Cruise) is still hiding in there, if you tried to open the closet he will say, "I'm never coming out!"

While Millie isn't part of the quests, she can be found between the Unplanned Parenthood and the other pink building. Talk to her to befriend her.

After observing Planet Earth, Visitors came to the conclusion that cows were the most intelligent species on earth.

The Fisherman is shown wandering through Banff, Canada.

The bartender has no role in the main quest. He befriends the New Kid after he successfully exterminates the rats.

Tweek Tweak is a character in South Park: The Stick of Truth and one of the best fighters in the Kingdom of Kupa Keep.

Skeeter is a merchant found in South Park: The Stick of Truth. He is found at Skeeter's Bar, where he gives the player the side quest Rats in the Cellar and friends the New Kid along with the Bartender upon finishing the quest.

She can be found outside Clyde's house. She will friend the New Kid after he talks to her and explains on Facebook how much faster it is to have a conversation.

Father Maxi is a Roman Catholic priest who serves as the mouthpiece for South Park's Christian community. Father Maxi is a Roman Catholic priest who serves as the mouthpiece for South Park's Christian community.

Dr. Martin Poonlover is a character in South Park: The Stick of Truth and is a doctor who works at Unplanned Parenthood.

Officer Barbrady is a police officer, with relatively bad vocabulary. He is extremely incompetent at his job, usually being incapable of solving the crimes he is legally obliged to investigate.

Harrison Yates gives The New Kid the quest, Nazi Zombie Bounty and he wants five rings brought back to him from the zombies running loose in South Park. Once the player collects all five Nazi Rings, he congratulates the new kid as his new "Junior Detective" and gives him a friend request.

Jimbo Kern is a merchant found in South Park: The Stick of Truth.  He is found at Jimbo's Guns, where he sells weapons, armor, and strap-ons for weapons.

Aside from his side quest and acting as fast travel, Timmy has no other role in the story. This makes him the only Drow Elf who has no involvement in battle.

Mr. Slave is a minor character in South Park: The Stick of Truth, and is summonable. He gives the player the quest Mr. Slave's Package.

He has no role at all in the story (despite being shown as one of the kids in detention). The New Kid meets him on the roof of the News Office by going through the vent. When the New Kid talks to him, he'll friend him on Facebook. According to himself, he is a goblin waiting to rob someone.

The Bishop of Banff only appears in the O Canada quest for a brief part. The New Kid is sent by the Prince of Canada to kill him and bring his balls back as a trophy so he'll release the Minister of Montreal.

The New Kid then starts a fight with the Bishop and once defeated, the bishop offers to give the New Kid some Dire Pig testicles and to say he's dead instead of actually killing him. If the New Kid agrees, he gets the Dire Pig testicles and friends the Bishop on Facebook. Otherwise, the New Kid will finish off the bishop and take his actual balls.

Stephen's only appearance during the main quest is when he attends and speaks at the PTA meeting regarding the new Taco Bell. During the rest of the game, he can be found at Butters' house. The New Kid can talk to him to friend him. When the New Kid befriends him, he tells him to let him know on Facebook if Butters does something he should be grounded for.

Francis is a minor character who appears in South Park: The Stick of Truth.
Francis is found just before the path to Kenny's house and is creating a snowman. He claims his snowman is a undefeatable frost giant and when it is destroyed by attacking it with the New Kid's melee weapon, he friends you on Facebook.

Randy Marsh can be met before his role in the story begins if the New Kid enters Stan's house. Randy's role in the story begins when the New Kid is abducted by aliens and the New Kid manages to break free of the alien probe and Randy helps him find a way off the ship and is freed. He friends the New Kid on Facebook and then leaves the ship.

He's met the next day at the PTA meeting at the Community Center and tries to get the New Kid to explain what happened with the alien ship, but due to the New Kid's not talking, it doesn't happen. The New Kid tries to get a picture of himself with the "Fuck the Conformists" sign the Goth Kids insist he hold up at the PTA meeting but Randy stops him and gets him to help find out what's going on with the Taco Bell (Actually the Government) in exchange for the picture. Randy then proceeds to teach the New Kid the Sneaky Squeaker and sends him on his way.

Mr. Hankey is the Christmas deity of South Park, taking the place of others, such as Frosty or Rudolph. He is a jolly Poo that visits anyone on Christmas that has a lot of high fiber in their diets. He resides in the sewers beneath South Park, and therefore has been known to appear as if by magic from out of toilet cisterns, bringing with him tidings of joy, and a ghastly smell.

When the New Kid is told to recruit the girls, he is taken to Girls headquarters where he meets Wendy and the girls. Since the New Kid can't talk, Annie tells her for him. Wendy says that she and the girls will play with the boys, until he does a favor for her. They are under the suspicion that Monica Ryland is a two-faced bitch, but need the New Kid to pose as Bebe's boyfriend to find out for himself.

When that quest is over, Wendy gives the New Kid a new quest to check the abortion records over at the clinic to see who the two-faced bitch really is. To make the New Kid go under cover, as a girl, they give him a makeover. The New Kid then enters the abortion clinic and checks to see the records.

He then shows the records to Wendy, but it turns out that they're written in another language. The final quest she gives is to get them translated. He then shows the records to Cartman and the others at the Elven Kingdom. Cartman tells everyone that he's seen this language before, in the Kingdom to the North and the New Kid heads over there to get the records translated by the Minister of Montreal.

When all of that is over, Wendy and girls read the translated document and find out that they belong to Nancy Turner, showing that the two-faced bitch was really Heidi Turner. Wendy and the girls soon forgave Heidi, thanked the New Kid for serving them well, and agreed to join to boys to fight Clyde.

The Frog King is a character in South Park: The Stick of Truth. He is one of the three animal spirits that live in Mr. Slave's digestive system along with the Sparrow Prince and Catatafish.

Linda's only appearance during the main quest is when she attends the PTA meeting regarding the new Taco Bell. During the rest of the game, she can be found at Butter's house. The New Kid can talk to her to friend her.

Damien is found inside the Bijou Theatre and upon talking to him, he introduces himself as the Antichrist and says that there is nothing more vile to him than Rob Schneider and he friends you on Facebook.

He threatens that you will pay dearly if you post anything wimpy, lame or motivational onto his Facebook wall.

The Canadian Banker is a minor character in South Park: The Stick of Truth.

Dougie has no major role in the story. After the New Kid visits Kupa Keep, he will meet him outside of Butters' house. When the New Kid talks to Dougie, he tells him that the Grand Wizard won't let him play the game because he's too ginger, but Butters lets him be his squire on the slide. He will then friend him on Facebook.

When The New Kid enters Professor Chaos lair at the Storage, he will find Dougie as General Disaray and will friend him after he talks to him.

Jerome "Chef" McElroy was formerly a human and South Park Elementary School Cafeteria Chef until he died by an accident and is now returned as a zombie in South Park: The Stick of Truth. He appears near the end of the game serving as a boss, having been revived by Clyde Donovan to fight the player.

Ike's only contribution to the story is helping in the attack on Clyde's Fortress at the end. He is attacked by a Cyclops while trying to set off fireworks. He friends the New Kid if he sets off the fireworks for him. He can always be found at the playground on the pirate ship.

Fran is a character in South Park: The Stick of Truth. She is the receptionist administrator at Unplanned Parenthood.

Michael, is the oldest goth kid.

Pete Thelman is the second-oldest male goth kid and seems to be around the same age as Henrietta.

Henrietta Biggle is the only female goth kid. Her bedroom is another place where the Goths hang out where they read depressing poems about how much they hate conformists.

Annie Nelson is met when some bullies are playing Keep Away with her Justin Bieber doll, the New Kid beats the bullies up and Annie Nelson friends him on Facebook as thanks after she gets her doll back (and unbeknowest to him, also falls in love with him). She takes the New Kid to meet the Girls and to try and get them to help stop Clyde by blindfolding him everytime he needs to see them so he can't find out where their base is until he becomes an Honorary Girl.

Goverment guards work for the main antagonist of the game:"Big Bad Goverment Guy". Their job is to not let anyone find out about the ufo crash accident, so that BBGG plans would go accordingly.

Extra child roles, that dont have specific names attached to them

Singing South Park Related Songs

They work for Big Bad Government Guy. Their job is to make sure nobody finds out about the ufo crash which happened at the south park  mall,  they also make a noticeable appearance at "Unplanned Parenthood" to clean it from "nazi zombies".

Heidi is a member of the Pleases and Sparkles Club. She is found to be the person spreading rumors about Allie Nelson when the girls look over the translated abortion records. However, they immediately forgive her since she's really sorry. If the player ever talks to her again after befriending her, she'll state that they should stay as a girl, the reason being that it's so much better.

Nelly is a character in South Park: The Stick of Truth.  She is a member of the Pleases and Sparkles Club.

She can be found in the post office. If The new kid has 40 friends, she will send  him a friend request. Apart from that, she has no involvement in the story other than an appearance in the girls club, when the new kids has to find out who the two-faced bitch is.

Jessie is a member of the Girls' Club. She befriends the new kid after he completes the girls' quest, commenting that he must be thinking about something totally deep right now.