Thank you all for taking the time to audition
Season 1 of Soul Eater Abridged is on the verge of being completed, keep an eye out for any future projects! I'd love to see many of you again later on!
A fast Soul Eater Parody Series within a rough 2 minute time frame per episode.
REQUIREMENTS
1. Decent-to-good microphone and No Peaking - Please submit auditions with clear audio and mixed as minimally as possible (normalization, compression, and noise reduction is fine unless specified). For roles that involve yelling please AVOID mic peaking!
2. Communication - For discussions or content, contact me on my Discord as that works best.
3. Commitment - Because this is an ongoing project, please be sure to submit lines in an orderly time frame. I'm very laid back on times for when something may be due as I'm not in any rush. Just please be sure to try and keep deliveries within a one week time frame.
3. Have Fun - Have fun and enjoy!
This project involves swearing, yelling, combat grunts, and more vulgar aspects within that range.
Season 1 of Soul Eater Abridged is on the verge of being completed, keep an eye out for any future projects! I'd love to see many of you again later on!
Excalibur is out for auditioning!
Episode 3 is officially out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFIIpm3Kz-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd3xsmviKYQ
Soul is a rather different character. He's very... influenced. As such he makes anime references, is entirely oblivious to his surroundings and is the partner weapon of Maka (Whos incredibly clingy and calls him her man)
(Understanding) As you command, my lord...
(Running) NARUTO RUN!
(Needs to leave quickly) NAH! I CANT be here!
Not only does he believe hes the main character, but hes also corrupted by modern generation brain rot media slang
You can not be fanum taxing me right now Tsubaki!?
I AM BLACKSTAR! THE MOST SKIBIDI ALPHA MALE OF ALL TIME!
I ate this mission up! Massive W! Now this is bussin'
She's the only sensible figure for Black Star and translates his brain rot. Tsubaki is also his baby sitter.
(corrective) What he ACTUALLY means is that's fine with him
(tired and done with everything) Blackstar please stop...
(annoyed) Alright... Show them how sigma your gyatt is Mr. Rizzler... Someone please end my suffering.
Daddys boy. Ruler of all. If he wants it it's his. Kid is truthfully despicable in his character and the embodiment of being toxic
(Corrective) I'll send your ass back to the Rats if you so dare test me!
(Panicking) DAMN IT ALL! I DIDN'T ORDER MY FRAME FROM AMAZON!
(Disgusted) YOUR LIFE IS NOTHING! YOU SERVE ZERO PURPOSE! YOU SHOULD K*LL YOURSELF! NOW!
Liz is very rude. Although she's the weapon of Kid, she hardly cares for him. She makes rude comments occasionally but forces herself to be nice because he's the reason they aren't homeless.
As for Patty... Has anyone seen the Ghost Stories Dub? You know how the little brother only speaks gibberish? Patty will hardly be understood in the same way.
Liz: What's wrong Kid? Too much of a coward?
Liz: Patty what the hell!?
Patty: *Non-inteligible babbling*
(Needy) "Give him to me! He's the perfect partner!"
(Shocked and amazed) "Whats this? He turns into a giant rod~?"
(Angry and Yelling) "THEN IT'S TIME TO GET RID OF HIS SIDE HOE!"
Mifune speaks biblical verses to others in hopes for them to not commit acts of violence. Try doing Vergil from Devil May Cry for his voice.
(Intimidating) Domain Expansion... Infinite Swords
(Wise yet intimidating) Then Jesus said to him, “Put your sword back into its place. For all who take the sword will perish by the sword.
(Shocked) DID HE JUST HIT ME WITH A RASENGAN!?
Dr Stein was the former Meister of Spirit, now a Death Scythe, and has become an "issue" for the DWMA having turned Sid into a zombie. Stein is a character with madness/insanity in the original. Now Abridged Stein? Take that, multiply it, and he's significantly more weird
(Creepily) Do not have fear, I am here to aid you in finding salvation
(Grinning and Eerie) Now sit still so I can purifry that rotted brain of yours!
(Strangely Giddy) HEHEHEEHEHE SPIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
He's Makas dad, Deaths personal weapon, and a desperate man to prove himself for his daughter that he's not a scumbag. In the abridged he's similar, but his wife is taking everything including his house, his kid, and his money. As a result he's resulted to becoming an alcoholic even worse than the original
(Depressed) She's taking it Stein... She's taking it all. The house... The money... Even my Kid...
(Drunk and Desperate) PLEASE MAKA PLEASE! I JUST NEED YOU TO TELL YOUR MOM THAT YOU WANT ME TO TAKE CUSTODY OF YOU! MAAAAAKAAAAAAA!
(Drunk) You know ladies... This reminds me of the time my wife told me she loved me. She lied. Now I've lost everything.
Crona is a timid person who's terrified of everyone. In this abridged Crona isn't too far from their original character, but is terrified of saying anything that may be controversial.
Crona can be played either by a feminine or lighter toned masculine actor ^^
NO STOP! RAGNAROK! YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!
AAAAA! I CAN FEEL TWITTER WARRIORS TYPING!
OW OW OW OW! THAT REALLY HURT YOU DISHWASHER... WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN THAT I'M SORRY!
Ragnarok is attached to Crona. Although he's aggressive, he's also massively offensive and attempts to get Crona cancelled
I'm going to say the word Crona! AND NODODY CAN STOP ME!
YOU HAVE PINK HAIR! OF COURSE YOU HAVE MOMMY ISSUES!
GO BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG KITCHEN WENCH!
Medusa is a Witch, along with being Cronas mother. She's conniving, smart, and practically thinking 3 steps ahead of everything much like Light or L from Death Note.
You think you found me out Stein? You should've realized I've been ahead and behind you this whole time...
Crona, be a good mommas' boy and murder the girl. It's ok, the keyboard warriors wont hurt you.
Well Mr. Soul, have you considered couples therapy?
Excalibur is considered the most annoying among the characters in the show. However we have to make him worse.
So he's British. If you can naturally sound British the better. Bonus points if it's thick enough you can't understand him.
Listen here you fucking dumb twat, you'll be making my tea every day on the hour every hour for tea time. Which is every hour.
Fool! We're going out to piss! Grab your fake ID and don't be afraid to shag a few!
*Sing a meme song*
Any background characters that may be filled or side characters in need to be voiced
*Improv something unhinged, strange, weird, or whatever you think would most definitely fit*