Shrek3
Project Overview
Shrek3 please audition for characters any Troll auditions will be deleted and Any rude messages.
I will be doing the voices for Gwen and Cinderella
Rules
1. Clear Mic
2.No bullying
3. Have fun
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What are you doing?
For what it's worth, you would have too.
Just think... a couple more days, and we’ll be back home in our vermin-filled shack, strewn with fungus, filled with the rotting stench of mud and neglect.
Rumpelstiltskin.
Me?
PIG #1Fiona! We all chipped in for a little present too.
PIG #2Fiona...
Grrrrrrr!
Avast, ye cookie. Start talking.
Well, well, Peter Pan!
Enjoy your evening of theatrical reverie, citizen! Oy! No food or beverages in the theatre! Hey!
"His name's not Peter"
Ladies and gentlemen, Princess Fiona and Sir Shrek!
Wizard
I'm a buzzing bee... buzz, buzz, buzz...
Sorry, kid, I don't do that stuff anymore. How about a hug? That's the best kind of magic there is!
Do a number on his face!
Sorry. I guess I was just showing off for the little one.
I don't get it.
Yay! (claps)
Yeah... yeah, heart shaped cups.
Ill be voicing Gwen
Ahem! This is like totally embarrassing, but my friend Tiffany thinkest thou vex her so soothly...
It’s like whatever. She’s just totally into college guys and mythical creatures and stuff.
I know he's a jerk and everything but I gotta admit that Charming makes me hotter than July.
She’s right. A baby is only gonna strengthen the love that Shrek and Fiona have. How did Shrek react when you told him? Tell me!
Where’s the baby?
The burping.
Ha ha! There is no sweeter taste on thy tongue than victory!
Now gentlemen let’s away... to the showers!
This is a costume?
Looks pretty real to me.
(cough, cough)For lo bro, don’t burn all my frankincense and myrrh.
I will see what I can do.
Eh, Fiddlesworth, sir.
The only thing you'll ever be king of is King of the Stupids!
I hate dinner theatre!
I’ve always wanted to play the flute.
Gingy!
Yeah, the breakfast croissants stuffed with seared sashimi tuna.Oh, and please tell me you at least got the saffron corn with jalapeño homey butter, 'cause our client cannot get into his properly emotional state without his jalapeño honey butter!
It's out of my hands, señorita. The winds of fate have blown on my destiny. But I will never forget you. You are the love of my life.
Alright, Alright, Alright! From henceforth, we shall be known as Team Alpha-Super-Awesome-Cool-Dynamite-Wolf-Squadron.
Land Ho!
All aboard!
Yes! I just altered my character level to plus three superbability.
Gee, who rolled a plus nine “dork” spell and summoned the beast and his quadrupeds.
Whoa!! This is gonna be huge. Parties, princesses, castles... princesses.
I assume you have everything ready for tonight? You did get the list for the dressing room?
Somebody help! I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!
I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
Oh boy.
Jealous, much?
Oh, you mean in that rigged election?
Oh pookykins you said you wouldnt hurt them.
Listen, Artie, eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you, dude. I mean, I'm not trying to get up in your grill, or raise your roof or whatever. But what I am screaming is, "Yo! Check out this kazing thazing, bazaby!" I mean, if it doesn't groove, or what I'm saying ain't straight tripping, just say, "Oh, no, you didn't! You know, you're getting on my last nerve." And then, I'll know it's...then I'll, I'll know it's whack!
Break a leg, or on second thought let me break it for you.
Have a heart, old man.
(Evil Tree2) That's easy for you to say! You're not a haunted tree!
(Evil Tree1) I think what Steve is trying to say is that it's not easy to come by honest work when the whole world is against you.
GUARD #1 It’s the ogre! Get him!
GUARD #2Ugh! Kill it!
GUARD #1 Uh...Maybe they should talk to Nancy in Human Resources.
Thank you to Professor Primbottom for his invigorating lecture on how to just say “nay”.
And now, without further ado, let’s give a warm Worcestershire-hoozah to the winner of our “New Mascot” contest... the--
ogre?
I hate that little wooden puppet.
Right! Ladies, assume the position!
The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet. What's to get?
Well maybe it just bothers you that I was voted fairest in the land.
(Sing) "Good morning...Good Morning...to you and you and you.
Oh, we will have much to say to Nancy, I promise!
Like the sauce? Mmmmm. IT'S SPICY!
Prince and main villian of Shrek 2 and 3
You! You can't lie. So tell me, puppet... Where... is... Shrek?
I am the rightful King of Far Far Away!
Oh, not much. Just another chance at redemption... and a fuzzy navel.
Ladies, let go of your petty complaints and let's work together.
What? You didn't think you inherited your fighting skills from your father?
I'm dying
Don’t forget to pay the gardener, Lillian.
But your love for Shrek has taught me so much.
But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.
On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably...
(Blind Mouse1) This way gents.
Waiting to be rescued.
Everything always about you, it's not like your atitude is helping Snow.
Oh, what’s it to you?
I‘d like to open up a spa in France.
Ahem. This is like totally embarrassing, but my friend Tiffany thinkest thou vex her so soothly and she thought perchance thou would want to ask her to the homecoming dance or something.
Eh, totally
Yeah, totally!
She’s not welcome here and neither are you.
What do you want, Charming?