Resident Evil File Readings - First Aid Spray Podcast
Project Overview
First Aid Spray is a Resident Evil podcast moving into it's fifth year. In that time we have covered so much of the Biohazard universe and worked with its fanbase. Most prominently this includes readings of classic files and notes from the game interspersed in our episodes to break up the discussion.
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from Resident Evil Village
Any accent, by something European would be more ideal.
Diary mostly consists of fear and unease.
Audition lines are entire file so if quality of audition is high enough we may use this file.
- english
June 9th, 1958
It was my first day working at the castle today. I was most shocked to see the masters of the house were all women!
The Mistress and her daughters were very adamant that they wouldn't bite.
It was quite peculiar.
June 23rd, 1958
It's been two weeks since I started working at the castle and I am a little...afraid.
Another maid, Adela, made a mistake and Miss Daniela slashed her face with a knife!
And at night...I can hear wailing, as if ghosts roam the halls. I want to go home...
July 8th, 1958
I don't know what to do.
The young ladies were complaining it was too hot and stuffy during dinner, so I opened the window just a crack.
"SHUT IT! SHUT IT NOW!" they all shrieked at me in unison.
I fear I may be taken down into the cellar, never to be seen of again. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
Reading the file "Research Assistant's Logs" from Resident Evil 3 (2020)
You are a committed, professional Umbrella employee married to your work in secret bioweapon research.
Any accents/genders applicable.
- english
Apr 18 Water Temp: 20°C pH: 6.8
Experimented with additional hormones and drugs.
One adjustment bore positive results, with a significant rise in combat potential.
Specimen is now able to move quickly and swallow prey whole.
Jun 30 Water Temp: 22°C pH: 6.2
Umbrella has officially shut down Gamma research.
We managed to smuggle some specimens with especially high potential from the lab before disposal.
Dr. Logan Carlisle is more committed than ever to perfecting the Gamma line.
from Resident Evil 2
A very official fax, documenting the findings of an undercover investigation. Male, any accent.
- english
As per your request, we have conducted our internal investigation and discovered the following information:
Regarding the G-virus currently under development by Umbrella Inc.
So far it is unconfirmed that the G-virus even exists. We're continuing with our investigation.
Regarding Mr. Brian Irons, Chief of the Raccoon City Police Dept.
Mr. Irons has allegedly received a large sum of funds in bribes from Umbrella Inc. over the last five years. He was apparently involved in the cover up of the mansion lab case along with several other incidents in which Umbrella appears to have direct involvement.
from Resident Evil 2
A length series of reports from David Ford, RPD officer as he details struggling with the undead attack. Determined in the face of fear and certain death.
Male, any accent.
- english
The Raccoon Police Dept. was unexpectedly attacked by zombies. Many have been injured. Even more were killed. During the attack, our communications equipment was destroyed and we longer have contact with the outside.
We have decided to carry out an operation with the intent of rescuing any possible survivors as well as to prevent this disaster from spreading beyond Raccoon City. The details of the operation are as follows:
from Resident Evil Zero
An official report on Umbrella from an unknown party. Disturbed, despite officiousness.
- english
Dr. Marcus. Co-founder, with President Spencer, of the Umbrella Corporation. Disappeared 20 years ago. The results of his research have been kept under wraps the entire time.
The reason became clear here at the Training facility run by Dr. Marcus...
...well, not here exactly, but underground.
When we ventured below, we understood...
from Resident Evil Outbreak
A lengthy diary from a professor in biology. Ranges from determined to suspicious and then furious.
- english
Reagent creation is at its final stage. When it is completed we will finally have a means to stop that wretched T-virus.
heard about Umbrella's heinous dealings from an ex-head researcher named Greg. I wouldn't have been able to create this reagent without his expertise and assistance. Using viral research for personal gain is unforgivable. We named this reagent Daylight.September 19th
It seems I've been totally mistaken. How could Greg do such terrible things?! It seems this has all been a ruse. He planned everything from the start!
There must be a reason why he rushed me to complete the "Daylight." Am I the only one who, other than Greg, that knows how to create the compound? Is my life in danger? I should just play dumb for awhile.
from Resident Evil Outbreak
An angry bar staff worker. This is the entire file so if your audition quality is high enough we may be able to just use that.
- english
I hate the kids living in the next apartment. They sneak into this building via an accessway on the roof almost every day and cause so much trouble.
The day before yesterday, they closed the shutter on the 3rd floor while I wasn't looking. Because of that, I couldn't go to the roof to get a package I needed.
Then I got a good scolding from Jack. How ridiculous! It's not even my fault!
I can't remember how many times they broke the lock that holds the sign to the chain-link fence. However, I have welded it so that they will never be able to enter.
If they should break it, I will sue them for damaging my property. You better watch your butts, kids!
from Resident Evil Revelations 2
A devoted note of gratitude and fealty.
- english
- male senior
It has truly been an honor and a blessing to have served under you these past few decades. I consider myself lucky to have been witness to your scientific genius and your vision of the future. The world does need order, and I believe it is you, and only you, who is capable of accomplishing this feat. I, as well as the other researchers, are all bonded together in this belief.
from Resident Evil Dead Aim
An agitated Umbrella employee. Any accent/gender. This is the entire file so if your audition is high enough quality we may just use that.
- english
June 16th, 1997
One month has passed since I was dispatched here.
I am astounded at the sloppy supervision of this Umbrella waste disposal facility. It's not surprising that this accident happened.
I know that if I must die, I want to die as a human...
June 24th, 1997
The supervisor here called Morpheus, is so annoying. He drives me nuts.
He must pay more attention to worker health management and biological weapons that anyone I have ever met. This facility belongs to Umbrella, but he obviously doesn't think so...
I have no idea how long I've been here. I don't wanna stay in this facility,
But I can't move.
My body won't move...