Remember the Future (HYPE for Historical Figures) 2
Project Overview
This is what I hope to be the starting of a series I have wanted to do for a very very long time.
Remember the Future is a action series that pits some of the worst Killers from history against each other... however... the machine that had taken these historical figures can not distinguish between depraved psychopaths and those who took life out of self defense. The machine can't even distinguish folks who took life in their written materials as opposed to their actual physical realities.
Thus... the cast of characters will include the likes of such Monsters as Jack the Ripper, Albert Fish, Vlad the Impaler, etc.
As well as Heroes such as Teddy Roosevelt, J.R.R. Tolkien, Bruce Lee, etc.
In order to level the playing field... each individual is given a special weapon/resource that makes it so no one's time of life is a hinderance against those from a later date.
This casting call is for what I'd like to call the ember phase...
Meaning, we'll start out small... then work our way up to pitting the Historical Figures against each other...
For now... I want to build the hype up around these folks who have left their mark in our history of the world.
I am aiming to Hype them up in a series of Speedpaints acting as a way to introduce the Historical Figure, and narrate it in the same way you would see from a Pro Wrestling announcement... which I will provide such cadence for...
(The Explainer vid is to give an example of what exactly I am going for)
However... I also thought it would be a cool idea to have the Historical Figures themselves say a little bit about themselves.
This series is inspired by Drifters, Record of Ragnarok, Hunger Games, Battle Royale, ERB, Genndy Tartakovsky, Frank Miller, and even Super Smash Bros.
Here is a list of the Historical Figures I have in mind… feel free to suggest more…
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12oVo0nhcGBOGsr8TbD0F62uHpAx5QY8RgCI4RkO-EXo/edit
DISCLAIMER: Roles are subject to being cast before the “DeadLine.” Partly because each Historical Figure will be receiving their own dedicated episode. Also because some characters tend to get auditioned for sooner/more so than others.
Episodes so Far
George Washington: https://youtu.be/Rt3C3CH-fqg
Mary Ann Cotton: https://youtu.be/QSRdqcetoKA
Elizabet Bathory: https://youtu.be/hHsITiBHT2w
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This spot is for any historical figure(s) you would like to play that are not listed yet…
Or you can simply suggest via this audition spot who you would like to audition for that is not yet listed… and I will provide a proper audition spot and audition script for your suggested historical figure.
(Improv)
(Who are you, the historical figure)
*or
(Suggest who you want to audition for that is not listed)
(Improv)
(Name an accomplishment you the historical figure have done)
*or
(Suggest who you want to audition for that is not listed)
(Improv)
(Wish the audience a farewell)
*or
(Suggest who you want to audition for that is not listed)
This spot is for any historical figure(s) you would like to play that are not listed yet…
Or you can simply suggest via this audition spot who you would like to audition for that is not yet listed… and I will provide a proper audition spot and audition script for your suggested historical figure.
(Improv)
(Who are you, the historical figure)
*or
(Suggest who you want to audition for that is not listed)
(Improv)
(Name an accomplishment you the historical figure have done)
*or
(Suggest who you want to audition for that is not listed)
(Improv)
(Wish the audience a farewell)
*or
(Suggest who you want to audition for that is not listed)
Ching Shi is one of the most notorious pirates to ever live.
Hosting a crew of Men, Women, and Children... she was a great plague of the Seven Seas.
What may be her scariest trait though... is her above average ability to negotiate... as she was able to give herself and her crew of 70,000 pirates a pardon from the law.
Idea of Character: Crafty / Devilishly Intellectual / Wicked / Quiet / Polite
Info:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zheng_Yi_Sao
*Chinese accent Required
Ching Shih... that'd be me... the Pirate Queen of the Seven Seas...
Ha... I think that's how those westerners would say it... ha ha
I don't have much time... after all... I've got almost 2000 ships with 70,000 cremates to manage...
but I will say...
Anything I want... I get...
Anyone who joins my crew... obeys... without question...
Splendid...
Now then...
I've got ships to raid...
gold to collect...
and fools to cut... or shoot... I'm not pedantic about such things...
Queen of the Ndongo and Matamba people of Angola, N'Zinga is one larger than life monarch of Africa
Renowned for her Beauty, Strength, Intellect, and Patriotism... she is viewed as a heroine of her people...
However... she also had sever very demonic traits.
Such as killing her brother and her mother in order to ascend to the throne....
Or using her servants as furniture, then executing them saying, "The Queen does not use the same chair twice.
Also having a numerous harem of captured men to feed her great libido. Usually forcing them to fight each other to the death for her favor.
Also Also (allegedly) practicing cannibalism... and attempting to reintroduce cannibalism as a social norm.
Idea of Character: Playful / Intelligent / Flirty / Arrogant / Low Key Demonic
Info:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nzinga_of_Ndongo_and_Matamba
Note: Angola was not a accent option... so... I just selected Nigerian...
Hello...
My name is Queen N'Zinga....
She who rules over the Ndongo...
(Comedic)
... as well as the Matamba and a great deal of Angola
My hobbies include
Oh...
Serene Scenic indulgence...
Long walks on the beach... as long as it is my own private beach...
I also enjoy Collecting men weather they like it or not, Turning them into my sex toys, and then eating them when I no longer have use for them...
.....
I'm just kidding...
....
Or am I?
Tee Hee...
Anyway...
That's as much time as this queen can give...
You ought to be grateful you know... I'm quite busy... I did mention that I rule a majority of Angola...
Tee hee... It's mine...
Ha Ha... It's MINE...
MINE!
MINE!
MINE!
ALL MINE!!!!
BWA HA HA AH AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AH HAAAAA....
....
ahem....
Pardon... I've got the giggles...
A boxing legend, Muhammad Ali was a man who always talked a big game, claiming to be the world's greatest... and He Proved it to be true.
A man with strength, speed, and ring awareness, Ali is a fighting force to be reckoned with... and a poet to be met with recognition.
This role would be unique because I can imagine Ali taking over the narration all together... Hyping himself up rather than having an announcer do so in this situation.
Idea of Character: Cocky / Quick Witted / Brash / Chatty / Poetic / Energetic
How Character Speaks:
Info:
Presenting to thee a man who needs no introductory.
He's the one and only real champion, Muhammad Ali!
Imma tell ya'll right now... I'm in a ring that brings big mystery ...
But these fools better know that I'm the only matter that matters in history!
I beheaded Apollo with my uppercutting fists!
You wanna challenge me? Best change your wish!
Galvarino was a Gladiator of the Mapuche people of what is now Chile. When his home was invaded by Spaniards, they made an example out of him, by publicly amputating his hands.
Furious, He opted to replace his lost hands with knives, killing many Spaniards in the fields of conflict.
Idea of Character: BADASS / Calm when not fighting ‘ FURIOUS when Fighting / Smarter than one would think / Taciturn / Wise / Brave
More Info
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galvarino
*Chilean/Native South American Accent is Required
I am Galvarino…
Proud Warrior of the Mapuche!
The Spanish Barbarians…
They Raped my Homeland… Trifled with my People… Took my Hands…
Hmph…
They assume this means they are safe of my wrath…
…
As long as I have Teeth they shall never be safe…
With Blades in place of hands…
And Eyes of Pure Mapuche Fury…
A Rain of Fire follows my wake…
Jeanne Hachette is a French heroine from 1454.
The Daughter of Peasants, she sprung into battle and was a tremendous help in fending invaders from her hometown
Grabbing an axe (hence her name) she tore down the enemy flag away from the ground of her land and greatly boosted the morale of her people when all seemed hopeless.
She was rewarded for her acts of bravery by King Louis, commemorated with a statue, and is honored in certain religious practices…
Idea of Character: Humble / Kind / Strong Willed / Virtuous / Brave / Polite
Info:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Hachette
*French Accent Required
Ahem…
Bon Jour…
Hello and Good Morning…
Mon name is Jeanne Laisné…
I also go by Jeanne Fourquet…
My most popular name though is Jeanne Hachette…
27 June 1472… that was…
that was most definitely a larger than life day of mon life…
My town was invaded by Charles the Bold of Burgundy…
We had only an army of 300 defending us…
I… I never had intended to become a soldier… but… I saw how bad my home was hurting…
I saw this axe… and I… I just did what I could to help
After everything that happened that day…
His majesty King Louis was very kind to me…
He was the Marriage Officiant for me and my love Colin…
I was granted many fine necessities and even a few luxuries…
and from what I have heard… I have been memorialized even after my passing…
there is a statue in my image…
some even have a religious procession based on what I had done that day…
Ha…
not bad for the daughter of peasants…
Sensei Anko Itosu is considered to be the “GrandFather” of Mordern Day Karate. For he had taken it upon himself to simplify a once complex martial art style specific to the Okinawa people, and spread it throughout Japan… eventually becoming a world wide practiced fighting style.
Idea of Character: Zen like Aura / Calm when non fighting / Fearsome when Fighting / Humble / Analytical / Wise
More Info
Osu!
I am Itosu Anko…
Onegaishimasu…
Karate…
(Pleasant Sigh)
It does this heart of mine good to know that not only is this way of life embraced by my fellow Japanese…
But even thrives far beyond the borders of many lands…
…
This… This I take great Pride in…
Eternally any and all have my gratitude to know of the way of Karate…
It’s purpose…
It’s benefits…
It’s calling…
Thank you… everyone…
Arigatō Gozaimasu
One of the earliest examples of a lady pirate. A royal princess of Norway who ran into much amuck with her luck… thus turning to a life of piracy.
Idea of Character: Adventurous / Reckless /Brash / Bold / Outspoken / Cocky
More (albeit limited) Info
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princess_Sela
*Norwegian accent is required
(With perhaps some piraty twang)
Heave Ho!
Heave HO!
HEAVE HO!
….
Yargh…
I be she, the one and only greatest of Ladies of the all the Seaven Seas!
PRINCESS SELA!
After my IDIOT of a brother inherited the throne…
I decided to become the true monarch of the Seas.
Now look upon the glorious visage before your unworthy eyes!
A great warrior…
A gifted rower…
Ahem… One Sexy LayDay…
(Optional Line: No flirting No flirting…believe me… you’re not good enough… ha… no one is… but I still steal husbands for my pleasures… (boisterous laughter)….)
Avast …
I must be on my merry way…
I’ve got massive treasure to amass…
And with sass I say alas there be no Pirate Prinsass like this lass with the finest booty… and a fairly fine ass
(Laughter)
Yo HO Ho Ho Ho Ho
One of the most famous of Rulers from the Mayan people… interestingly… not much seems to be know about him… yet his presence is on countless artifacts… pottery, shrines, weapons, etc.
*Mayan/Mexican Accent required
More Info
https://www.ancienthistorylists.com/maya-history/important-people-ancient-maya-civilization/
Witness…
I am the one they call The Great Jaguar Paw!
Chak Tok Ich’aak I
The spirits had foretold me of such an…
unusual event to come upon me… and several of my people…
That there would come a day beyond the understanding of life…
where those of us who were residing in the afterlife…
would be brought back for a purpose not of the gods…
perhaps not even for that of those serving the greater good…
If there is a great enough cause that calls for us to return to the land of the living…
then the one who shall be the most enthused to return…
Shall be me…
Pretty Nose was a BAD ASS Native American lady warrior of the Arapaho people.
She played a tremendous part in the battle of Little Big Horn.
She would even ascend to become a War Chief.
*I am not sure what a Arapaho Native American accent would sound like… so… this is pretty free range…
More Info
Hello…
My Name is… Too complicated for you non native devils…
So I’ll make it easy…
I believe it translates too…
Pretty Nose…
Yes…
Call me Pretty Nose…
As you can see… my name is quite apropos…
Especially for me… a honored chief of the Arapaho…
(Giggle)
See what I did there?
I am knowledgable in the ways of the silvery savage tongue…
or as they say in the modern era…
!!!!SAVAGE!!!!
In all seriousness though…
You gotta admit…
I’ve done pretty good for myself in my 101 years amongst the land of the living…
Shoot…
Even my Descendants are Bad Asses…
I mean…
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW WHO ACTUALLY GOT PROMOTED TO WAR CHIEF LIKE I DID?
…
MmmHmm…
That’s what I thought!
One of America's Greatest Presidents to ever live.
A real charismatic inspiration of a man.
How his voice actually sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhlzdjPGxrs
Good Idea of his personality
More Info
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt
Quotes
BULLY!
Hello and Salutations!
President Theodore Roosevelt's Rough Ridin and Walkin Softly whilst I carry a Big Stick...
Please...
Call me Teddy...
Looking back at my dear life...
The things I've done... The places I've seen... The Adventures... The Challenges... The FUN!
I think I done good...
Not bad for a puny kid with asthma...
See... I have a belief in life...
The poorest way to face life is to face it with a sneer.
There are many men who feel a kind of twisted pride in cynicism;
there are many who confine themselves to criticism of the way others do what they themselves dare not even attempt.
There is no more unhealthy being, no man less worthy of respect, than he who either really holds, or feigns to hold, an attitude of sneering disbelief toward all that is great and lofty, whether in achievement or in that noble effort which, even if it fails, comes to second achievement.
Pancho Villa is a revered Revolutionary of Mexico. Once a Gunslinging Pistoleiro Bandito, he would be one of the greatest supporters to the cause of Presidente Francisco I. Madero, by way of the gun.
Idea of Character: Adventurous / Serious / Humorous / Selfless / Adrenaline Junky / Confident
*Mexican Accent Required
More Info: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pancho_Villa
Hola…
Como Estas?
My name is Francisco Villa.
But everyone knows me as, Pancho.
Nice to meetcha.
My life…
Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye…
It’s been one Helluva ride…
Banditos… Guns… Explosions… Blood… Sweat… Tears… Death…
And THAT was just in my Adolescence…
Growing up…
actually there was even more of that… except I stopped being a Bandito… eventually
Oh! Mira!
Look at that…
Time to ride another day!
Hasta Luego Senors, Senoritas, and Pistoleiros!
(Mexican Cowboy noises (i.e. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriba!))
French Canadian soldier who is a real life example of a superhero...
Brave in a matter of fact way. Resourceful in a ingenious way.
He fears no bullets
He fears no enemy
He only sets out to accomplish his missions.
*He is French-Canadian from Montreal (but CCC does not have Canadian anywhere on there Accent tab... so that's why it says French)
*French Canadian accent required
His Voice (around the 56sec time of the video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnkx4TIlzJA
More Info
Salut...
I'm Sergeant Leo Major...
I quite enjoy the sweet comforts of the normal mundane life...
Wake Up...
Eat Good...
Tear down adversaries in a field of bullets whilst bombs combust and men scream at each other as if they are gradually regressing back to there more Neanderthal state of subsidized humanity... with the occasional flamethrower, which is quite nice if you're kicking ass in the tundra pow...
Oui...
I know... I know
Not very special or exciting...
Well... back to work...
Au Revoir...
Nevada-Tan is the nickname of an 11 year old Japanese Student who committed murder upon her classmate with an exact knife…
Interestingly… this young girl who was poisoned by the more dark side of the internet… became a bit of an internet (and even meme) sensation herself…
More Info:
Kill…
Kill…
Kill…..
Shut Up…
Shit Head…
I…
I hate everyone…
I want everyone to die…
Sarutobi Sasuke is a legendary ninja from the Meiji Period of Japan. He was said to be so agile, so quick, so crafty, that many believe he was truly raised by Monkeys.
Idea of Character: Witty / Quick / Friendly / Mischievous (in a nice way) / Jovial / Gets Serious when he needs to / Boisterous when he doesn’t need to be stealthy / perhaps slightly pervy
I think it would be cool if he actually was inclined heavily in HipHop
*Japanese Accent… encouraged…
*Hip Hop Accent required
More Info:
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WHAT IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FamaLamaLy?
It’s Ya Boy!
It’s Ya Homie!
It’s Ya NIN-JA!
Sa-Ru-To-Bi!
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASUUUUUUUUUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
….
Yo Yo Yorushiku Ne…
Spirit of the Ninja… We Never Die homie…
And Praise be to the Heavenly Bodies!
Cause the WaWaWaWaWorld just keeps getting better and better yo.
The Lights! The Culture! The Food! The Drink! The Music! The Manga!
And the Baddies… the Honeys… the Shawties… Oooooooooh!
Speaking of Heavenly Bodies… or Bodies so Heavenly! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Yup
Well… It’s been real ya’ll…
Peace ✌️
From the 17th century, Matthew Hopkins is the greatest Witch Hunter to have ever lived. Executing around 100 alleged practitioners of witchcraft. He even gave himself the title of Witchfinder General.
Idea of Character: Shakespearean / Analytical / Naturally Poetic / slightly paranoid / slightly too assured / BadAss
*English Accent Required
Good Marrow to you…
I am Matthew Hopkins…
Though I’m proud to call myself…
The Witchfinder General…
They say that Witches doth be’est the creatures to haunt’est thy nightmares…
Then there be’est ME!
For I… the man who stand’est before thou…. Am THE Hunter who Haunts the Hags of Hoaxes that bring’est the Hocus Pocus all whilst they Boast’est that there Beheading had been Brought Bravely by the Best that Be’est Abreast no Less for the Blessed Quest to rid our Beautiful Beloved World of WitchCraft!
Ahem…
Now then… I must Be’est on my way…
Tis quite a occupying pathology I doth walk’est…
Fare Thee well Friends, be yee Fellow Men or Fair Maiden…
Less thou be’est a Witch… Then Watch’est thy back…
A ruthless monarch of England following after her father King Henry… she executed many of her people in the name of her faith… hence her nickname… Bloody Mary…
Idea of Character: Cold / Merciless / Misanthropic / Narcissistic / Devilish / Calm
More info
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_I_of_England
*English accent is required
Kneel before me…
For I am Your Queen…
Queen Mary I of England…
Daughter of King Henry the 8th
It has cometh to my attention that some have given me the moniker “Bloody Mary”…
Hmph…
Filthy pagans…
Always saying the worst of those whom are truly better than they…
(Snobbish giggling)
I’ve no time for this…
What’s more, I’ve no time for you…
You’re almost as wretched as my Bastard Sister… Elizabeth…
Tsk…
That pathetically pale withered boney husk of a wench…
Albert Fish is one of the most Depraved human beings to ever exist.
A Murderer, Rapist, Cannibal, Sadist, Masochist…
He may not actually be a human at all… but a real life monster in human flesh…
More Info:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish
Hiya…
Allow me to introduce myself…
My name is Hamilton Howard Fish…
But please…
Call me Albert…
They’ve called me some pretty cartoony names in my time…
The Gray Man…
The Werewolf of Wysteria,
The Brooklyn Vampire,
The Moon Maniac,
….
… The Boogey Man.
Ooooooooooooooooh!
Scary….
Ha…
I mean… me personally…
I don’t really see myself as a quote… “MONSTER”…
…
I just like to hurt…
…
I like to hurt others…
and have others hurt me…
Is that really so Inhumane?
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