P.E.N.G.U.I.N.O. A really bad Smash Bros. Machinima (Wave 1)
Project Overview
How'd do you do? I'm heading up the casting call for the new fantabulous EXTRA, Smash bros Machinima. P.E.N.G.U.I.N.O. The full title is
Penguin Inhales Not (So) Good United International Nation Of
As you can see. We are not taking this series in a serious direction. Our goal is to make this Machinima "So bad, that it's good"
So here are the rules of auditioning
1. little to no background noise.
2. No peaking in your auditions
3. little to no reverb
4. Don't be afraid to sound stupid/crazy
But don't let these rules stop you. I know for a fact that some people are gonna audition without reading them. YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU PineConeLover142!
But yeah that is basically it. But hey, if you want to brush up your history: Here are the fourteen points of the Treaty of Versailles
Wilson’s Fourteen Points are summarized below:
1. Diplomacy should be public, with no secret treaties.
2. All nations should enjoy free navigation of the seas.
3. Free trade should exist among all nations, putting an end to economic barriers between countries.
4. All countries should reduce arms in the name of public safety.
5. Fair and impartial rulings in colonial claims.
6. Restore Russian territories and freedom.
7. Belgium should be restored to independence.
8. Alsace-Lorraine should be returned to France and France should be fully liberated.
9. Italy’s frontiers should be drawn along clearly recognizable lines of nationality.
10. People living in Austria-Hungary should be granted self-determination.
11. The Balkan states should also be guaranteed self-determination and independence.
12. Turks and those under Turkish rule should be granted self-determination.
13. An independent Poland should be created.
14. A general association of nations must be formed to mediate international disputes.
When German leaders signed the armistice ending hostilities in World War I on November 11, 1918, they believed this vision articulated by Wilson would form the basis for any future peace treaty. This would not prove to be the case.
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Alright guys this guy is a doozy. So Felipe originally spoke english, But ever since he went to a war. He was partnered with a Spanish speaking demolitionist. hanging out with this guy gave Felipe an Explosive personality. But unfortunately, Mr. Boom (The Spanish Demolitionist) died by his own explosion. To remember Mr. Boom. Felipe only talks in broken Spanish because he never learned the whole Spanish. And that's his backstory. So it doesn't really matter if you can't speak Spanish, all I ask is an attempt at a Spanish Accent.
Any voice type
Demasiado alto. Boca de silencio
(Too Loud. Hush Mouth)
Te conozco por three semanas
(I know you for 3 weeks)
Si soy chico malo
(Yes, I am bad boy)
David is A HERO! And as such he most notify everyone around him that. he is in fact THE HERO. BUT WAIT THERE'S A TWIST. Because of a (Insert Tramatic Event here) He always speaks in the third person. He is very up front, and always tries to do the best he can do.
“Is Lightning suppose to happen?” Felipe said
David Agree long tours are the definition of tourture. “Well then” David started to talk “What do we have to do to get the job?”
Right now, This land is peaceful. Beloved by everyone who lives in it. They love the people, the sights, the smells, but more than anything They love the people. The world is peaceful. But David and Felipe were broke. They needed Jobs. So they went to get a job at “The Not so Good Village, Incorporation” The Incorporation for short. And this is where the story of DAVID AND FELIPE BEGINS!
Mrs. Wanker made some bad financial investments. So she made The Not So Good Village Incorporation (Lightning sound effect) So she can lower the property values of everyone in the land of the world. So that she doesn't look as bad as everyone else. But other then that she is just a delight to work with. She always gives her employees raises when they deserve it. She makes sure that her employees have all the equipment they need to fullfill their job. She also gives her employees a 401K, With benifits.
Well pardon my rudeness but I am Mrs. Wanker. The founder and CEO of The Not So Good Village Incorporation (Lightning sound effect)
Alright so this house is the home of an EVIL OVERLORD. And he needs to be stopped! As “heroes” you must destroy his house.
Ah- how, but how did…*Groan of frustration* nevermind. So maybe Field work isn’t your specialty. It’s fine. How about we place you guys in the IT division.
A successful Pioneer, A rich man on top of the hill.
Are you the cleaning crew? It's about time! You two are late!
(happy) Ah that’s more like it. This place is looking spotless, good job boys.
(Angry)That’s Sha-Ha-La-Juan señor to you!
Old Man Giles is THE CRAZIEST, RAMBUNCTUS, COOKIEST old man in the land of Za Wurld.(yes it's a jojo reference) He always yells and is just crazy with his delivery
WEEELCOME to the Cleaning CREW!
My name is old man Giles. And I’ll be your Cleaning Union Commander. Or C.U.C. for short. Now Mrs. Wanker thinks that you two have the ability to clean THE INCORPERATION!
Today we are going to be Emptying the...TRASH COMPACTOR!!!! It takes an soul of Iron to go in there. Some say only Heroes have the willpower, and strength to clean the compactor.
HE HAS AN INDIAN ACCENT. He is also the head of the IT team in THE INCORPERATION. All he wants to do is fix other peoples problems.
Pronunciation
(Ah-Beer)
Hello, My name is Abeer, I come to fix your computer. Please show me where the problem is
Then me and the Tech crew will go to where there is a problem.
Abeer works alone, or he doesn’t work at all
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