Need ASKERS for Undertale askblog dub! (Ask Frisk and Company)

(to the tune of "Kiss the Girl" from The Little Mermaid, Sebastian impression if you've got i!)

*Sebastian singing* Tralala don’t be shy! Everything will be alright come and kiss(k) the Frisk! Don’t be scared! You got the mood prepared, come on, kiss(k) the Frisk!

Also um... Riverperson... I REALLY hope you're not just gonna stand there when it's obvious that this new creature has plans to murder your new OTP...

FRISK! Listen to us!!! Sure, all the monsters are amazing fighters, but they also know how to love! Sans loves you! Papyrus loves you! Toriel and Asgore loves you! Flowey… is Flowey. STILL THOUGH. they will aid you! They love you! But THEY don’t. THEY don’t give a crud about you! Ignore this parasite and save monster kid! We’ll keep the monster occupied!!! NOW GO!!!!!!

It’s okay, Frisk. You made a mistake. It wasn’t you doing those terrible things. it was them. Maybe you remember it, though I hope you don’t. But if you do, you have to forgive yourself. You freed everyone, you made everyone so happy. Never forget that you’re amazing and wonderful, even if you made a mistake. It’s okay to make mistakes, you’re only human.

You forgot, Frisk? About killing every single one of them, down to the smallest Moldsmal? How you’d lower their guard by being so kind, so loving, then the moment they least expected it you’d stab them and watch as they fell to dust?

Good job, kid. You nearly spilled this child’s dust over waterfall with your own two hands in another life, and now they might get killed trying to get your attention. How do you atone for that?

If you have a moment, River Person, I'd like an answer to a question. Have you ever encountered the Man Who Speaks in Hands?

Some of those questions had the words fuzzed out. Does that mean… THE RIVER PERSON HAS THE POWER TO BLOCK SPOILERS?!

Purple echo flower? I must confess. while I’ve heard the myth of the red echo flowers, Never have I heard of purple echo flowers?

((i feel like if you asked the river person their gender (like, "Are you a boy or a girl?") they'd either say no, yes, or say something that makes no real sense))

Riverperson! How did you know about W.D. Gaster? And why did you give us a warning about him?

Is chara still in baby jail?

Hallo river man!! Can you please take frisk to the echos of red petals grow?

So Ta La La hows [censor] the River Person doing these days? Tro lo lo I think [censor] more [censor] than people thought hmm?

Hey river person? If you can’t take frisk to a red echo flower, can you just take them to where kid is? Because kid believes that red echo flowers are real, and that means KID IS THIS CLOSE TO DYING!!!

OH CRAP WHERE DID CHARA GO?!

I hope Chara can make the pun loving skeleton named Sans suffer.

(this is a reference to the ask above and it appears in Ep 11) I CAN'T BELIEVE MY ASK IMPALED TORIEL!!!

*softly whispers* FUCK YOU TO FUCKING HELL CHARA

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOM!!!!!!!

*meanwhile River Person is hardcore shipping the two cinnamon rolls in the background

RIVER PERSON SANS IS HERE! PROTECT FRISK AND KID!!

Hey. true pacifist, BUCKO. Unless you got some other squinty-eyed shmuck to possess, you’re outta luck.

(if you can do a Twilight Sparkle impression, now's the time) Hey Frisk, u got to remember that Chara is a demon. a demon can mess with ones soul and mind. the fact that Chara can make u recall all the killing means she was there, inside you, messing with your mind. thats what demons are good at. It might have been your body that killed every one, but it was never YOU that did. the fact that you feel bad about it proves that it was not you that did the killing.

Frisk! it doesn’t right now what happened in the past you have to stay Determined and find monster kid!

And just like always, it begins with Toriel.

GOAT MOM NOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is all a bad dream…

Monster Kid, dont forget echo flowers… well… echo! Say something romantic into the flower!

Riverperson! Protect the children!

Don’t give up hope, Sans. Your warning was probably enough for Tori to brace herself for Chara’s attack. Everyone is probably helping her recover right now.

You’re kidding right? Riverperson didn’t think that part out?

RIVERPERSON FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HE’S LITERALLY GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO BANISH THIS DEMON CHILD TO HELL HOW MUCH THINKING DOES THIS REQUIRE?!

Wait, if sans only have 1hp and he got hit by Toriel, did he die? I hope not, because that might hurt Chara. That adn she will have to find another “host”.

(Because i know she MIGHT dance away at teh first sign of the battle ending and there’s a LOT that needs explaining) Gaster! Before you pass out from teleporting so many monsters, you mind trapping that weirdo in the cloak?

Will Toriel finally scold Frisk for using the F-Word?

Hey frisk, is the riverman (river woman? still in the underground? Maybe you could ask them to get you to Kid more quickly? Plus, I have a feeling the riverman's [sage advice?] will help you put your mind at ease for the time being.

Oh River Monster Person, do you know why falling into the core caused Gaster to be erased from existance? It just doesnt make sense to me.

What are Sans and Chara doing? I hope Sans has everything under control.

I’m sorry but i can’t be on your side. Gaster in a rage killed the human who killed his love, yes it wasn’t right bu the obviously wasn’t thinking clearly. Then tried to bring you back, to your kids, to him. He experimented on criminals (while yes that’s wrong, they’re not innocents) the cloest thing to innocents he experimented with were the humans who weregoing to die by the royal guard. After all that, then he’s sent to the void, ripped from exitence, why are you right to yell at him?

And so the deaths of the damned and the innocent weigh heavily upon the shoulders of the desperate and deranged now that his eyes have forcefully reopened by the angel of vengeance, both horrible and enlightening lays the scene before him. Will he finally become mad from the stains on his hands, or will this angel, acting as judge and jury, grant him mercy and time served?

Am I the only one who thinks Gaster didn’t “accidentally” fall but rather… “willingly fell” if you catch my meaning?

Sans, do you know why you fight back? Because you have a lot of things you want to protect. Your friends, your brother, your new life and home, and… your love. Don’t give up, if you give up, they might maybe die, you don’t want this do you? Because, I don’t know if in the human world you can use reset, if they die, they are not coming back.

Sans, can you hear me? Listen you can’t give up! Everyone is waiting for you! You have to keep fighting! For them and for yourself! Stay determined!!!!

SANS! Just remember - even in the darkest of moments something good happens. When Tori was hurt, remember she came back stronger than ever. Everything with a bad side always has a good part to it.

sans sans sans sans sans Sans San Sans San Sans SANS SANS SANS SANS SANS SANS SANS SANS don’t give up my precious skeleton baby

I think Chara tormentnig Sans is a lot like shaking a wasps’ next in a jar. That jar’s gonna open, and then…

Sans! Stay DETERMINED! For Frisk!

There’s nothing Chara can do to get out of this. The others can just tire out Sans with their love taps and dodge Chara’s attacks. The only way I can see them getting out of this, to get teh others to back off, is to hurt Sans soul themself.  That is an interesting though, what happens to a monsters soul inside a perfectly healthy body, does it die, does the body disappear, or does kinda exists out off time like Gaster did? ...Oh no! I should not have said that, ignore this comment… I’m so sorry.

Say, Mettaton. Couldn’t you just fly into Sans’ body in your ghostly form to see what’s going on?

Riverpersom… I understand why you’re mad wit gaster, but what he did was on good intentions, he wanted to save the skeleton he loved! Yes he did a mistake (a  lot of mistakes) and yes he can be a little insensible sometimes but come on! He’s not all that bad is he?

*some

*BODY

No way we would ever help you Chara! Sure, we have some insane tendencies but that doesn’t mean there are enough of us stupid enough to help you now!!!

Their happiness fills me with anger… Do it Chara. Take it from them. Take it and watch as their life runs dry. Relish in the LOVE of getting stronger…

how may we help you chara

So, Sans! How does it feel to almost be undressed by Toriel?

HERMAN DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE

Hermann stop being emo u clearly have ur feelings back

noop nap nip nep nup nunu nuh NOPE

NO NEVER CHARA!!!! WE STAND WITH GOOD AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO CHANGE OUR MIND!!!!! AND FOR THE PEOPLE THAT ARE BAD, WE ARE MORE!! WE ARE STRONGER!!! WE WILL FIGHT ALL TOGETHER AND DEFEAT EVIL!!!! SO EVEN IF YOU TRIED TO DEFEAT US WE WON’T TAKE IT!!!!!! WE!!!!! ARE!!!!! DETERMINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well Chara, does the words “screw” and “you” give you any power, or should I think up a worse insult?

Oh, Chara. I can help, if you want us to. Just ask us, and we will give you all the support you need. Let us know, yes?

Welp Chara since you wanna destroy EVERYTHING I’ll agree to your lovely plan but after that let’s grab some burgers and fries and watch the world BURN plus maybe we can get some smoothies :D

*looking at Humanity’s inevitable [collapses] fills me with PREDICTION* IT’s going to happen very soon. Just take my energy, Chara. I won’t be needing it in the future. If I stick with these idiots, I’ll just face more hardships anyway.

So wingdingus, what did we learn today

Poor Flowey though, imagine how disappointed he must feel at not having a soulless buddy and eternally being forever alone

Completely irrelevant curious question - Who does Flowey main in Smash?

Hey Frisk and Kid, you two were doing something before Sans appeared, why won’t you finish it?? *wink*

Yay! Now the whole family is together again! Time to wrap this quest up with a group hug, a kiss between Frisk and Kid, and then everyone can go back home for some of Tori’s butterscotch pie. Yep… what could possibly go wrong? <w<

Okay, so gaster and Hermann are back together, sans is a meme lord, frisk and kid are a thing, yay for super happy fun times. Now hurry up and get to the bad part, what’s [gown a] happen? Is chara [Goanna] come back, is flowey [Goanna] do something, will Jerry make an appearance? Fill me up m8 with a juicy [sneek peak].

(if you can do an Obi-Wan impression here, now's the time)

(Obi Wan voice) Frisk! There’s a disturbance in the force! As if some great evil that was once silenced has reawakened!

Hey, Frisk. Better forget about Chara for now. Monster Kid is still in danger! Only one of those priorities has a potential time limit!

It’s okay, Frisk. You made a mistake. It wasn’t you doing those terrible things. it was them. Maybe you remember it, though I hope you don’t. But if you do, you have to forgive yourself. You freed everyone, you made everyone so happy. Never forget that you’re amazing and wonderful, even if you made a mistake. It’s okay to make mistakes, you’re only human.

Sans I know you don’t think you can, but we all KNOW you can do this. You made chara reset even when nitall seemed hopeless. But now it is all getting better. You have your parents back you and everyone are on the surface. You can do it!

Sans, those words your hearing are complete bullshit. All of it. IN fact, let’s go down the (seeable) list and counter the hell out of it. Maybe you can’t do anything just yet, but you’ll almost certainly get a chance. You’ve already taken Chara by surprise once maybe you can find a way to do it again. What you do matters, you’re important, and you’re about the furthest person from “weak” I’ve seen in this world. Papyrus loves and is proud of you, they all love you. [2] HOnestly your chances with TOriel are looking pretty darn good from where I am, uh, assuming neither of you dies in this fiasco? I don’t know much about the Gaster situation but it looks like he had a lot pushing him towards that. Maybe you said something that didn’t exactly help but the blame certainly isn’t all on you. It’s also worth noting that you managed to bring him back. And that last one you were there for that? I doubt you were exactly expecting it and prepared to stop it. Good luck and stay determined. Also, if you want to send messages or a conversation with the others we askers could probably help deliver them.

SANS! Please don’t despair, and don’t give up! Memories are just shadows of the past, they can only hurt you if you let them. ...But I think you know that already, don’t you? Are you worried about the present? Do you think that surviving this will only hurt the others? Listen, Sans, you’re wrong. You’re a big inspiration to us all. You’ve dealt with a lot of BS but you manage to go on. I know it’s selfish to say, but if you lost that determination I think we’d lose some, too. So don’t! Please <3

Riverperson, how did you know of Gaster? "the man who speaks in hands"?

Mr. Riverrider? ….We know.

So the river person is [River Person censors it] I'm not wrong about that? Cause [Censor censor censor censor censor censor] "Tra la la" [censor]

Oh my god, SANS. YOU PIECE OF TRASH. You CAN’T get distracted by your one true love while trapping a freakiNG MURDEROUS GHOST!

Wait a minute… *brightens phone screen* ...SHIT, THEY’RE BEHIND YOU, SANS!

CHARA, YOU SON/DAUGHTER OF A FEMALE DOG! HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU!!! *starts foaming at the mouth with anger*

All these anons just posting and giving bad ideas and not having the balls to not hide behind that anon button. Like they don’t want to be blamed or kinkshamed.

I WOULD’VE BEEN FINE IF SANS HAD DIED. I WOULD HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY FINE WITH THAT BUT YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND KILL GOAT MOM. YOU HAD TO HAVE HER DEAD FOR YOUR WRITING AND AS AN AUTHOR I LOVE IT BUT GOD DAMN YOU.

RIVER PERSON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? KILL THEM! WORDS LATER!

Herman! Don’t you realize?! San WANTS you to strike him down! I know it’s hard but it’s for the greater good… Think of the lives Chara has already taken. If you don’t stop them now… Things could end up even worse!

Sans you are doing the exact opposite of what you need to be doing right now! Don’t give up! Be it you fall on your face 10 or 100,000 times, you just need to get up and keep trying! Now what are you going to do?

Sans! If you can hear me, just listen for a moment! None of the bad things happened! No one died! You have your  mom and your dad! You’ve beaten Chara so many times in the other timelines! Have hope! Have determination! If you have those Chara can’t beat you! Everyone is worried about you and trying to figure out a way to help, but you need to act! You don’t even need to do something epic! You just need to BEAT CHARA! It is not that hard! Undyne has done it! You have done it! Asriel and Frisk have too!

Sans please fight back! I believe in you ssans!!

Sans, what's your favorite color? I know you're dying, but this is important.

Good job Sans, you've ripped your brother's heart to pieces and stomped them into the ground. Nice.

Chara… I saw your face you didn’t feel sad did you.. I thought that our plan was to erase their existence alongside with their world… oh or our “relentless killer” the merciless demon decided to rethink our entire plan just like Flowey did… Well do whatever you want but don’t forget the reason we destroyed flowey. Now if you are still with us go and haunt the monster kid frisk would love to make a trade for that.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE SO MUCH NOPE

NOOOO CHARA WE REFUSE

Sans needs to keep moveing since it seems the River Person does orange attacks.

TORI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

SANS’ FACE IS TORTURE. OH MY GAWD I CANT EVEN I WONT SLEEP TONIGHT.

Heh… I don’t trust Chara with any power at all. Who kills their own mother?

Chara, you just don’t know when to leave well enough alone, do you? You’ve lost once, and you’ll lose again. Just stop before it’s too late. Before you do something you’ll regret other than killing yourself. ;(

Oh you want my power? *blows raspberry while giving you the one finger salute* There’s your power you lil shit.

what was the… the POINT? The point is that there’s people who NEED  you sans whether you like it or not! Youc an not just roll over and let things happen anymore or people will get hurt, people you care about, people you love. I can forgive you for forgetting thsi because of what chara’s putting you through but… everyone loves you, they trust you, they want you and your horrible puns, incidental musics, and childish pranks back.

Sans! The point was to protect your friends! Stay determined Sans!

It’s your soul, Sans! Are you really going to let a pipsqueak, bratty little kid with some severe mental issues push you around! Frisk didn’t let them do it! Fight back! Don’t give up! Get back in control!

Frisk, why didn't you let Sans kill Chara? I mean, Chara is just gonna come back.

I'm sorry frisk, you wanna repeat that for me? I think you said something about "NOT" killing Chara? It must be a mistake on my part. There's no way after all they've done that you wouldn't let Sans meme that murder baby to death.

Sans! Are you okay!?

CHARA I LED YOU ALL THE POWER I CAN!

Kill them all in cold blood Chara. I’m sick of the same story over and over again, of the “good” guys winning against the “bad” guys. Show them the real meaning of this world and tear Frisk’s determination apart with every slice of your knife. You’ll have my support and my power on this battle. I want to see their smile fade away into a sea of tears and pain. Let’s see what good their friendship does then.

#FREESATAN #FREESATAN #FREESATAN #FREESATAN #FREESATAN #FREESATAN #FREESATAN #FREESATAN #FREESATAN #FREESATAN #FREESATAN #FREESATAN #FREESATAN #FREESATAN #FREESATAN #FREESATAN

Oh and sans… I’m really sorry. You couldn’t save Toriel in any way. For everything you’ve been through , you didn’t deserve to have this tragedy. But there is someone you can save. Someone you can save. Someone who saved you when the world was close to the end… Reach out for their name… It’s what Toriel wanted. (Gud gawd my English is dumb. If not, then my paranoia is dumb. I’M DUMB BLEHZFSHHJJHYDD.)

RIVERMANWOMANPERSON! Come on there has to be something you can do. Maybe put Chara in a bottle?

OH MY GOD RIVERPERSON KILL THEM DO IT NOW STRIKE THEM DOWN WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT

Well, Frisk, what was that about letting it happen right in front of you? I must have forgotten. Please do repeat yourself.

Those who fight "monsters" may also become "monsters," but those who let them roam free are no better than willing accomplices... Or in other words, congratulations on SIGNING SANS' DEATH WARRANT, FRISK.

Frisk, I hate to say this, but... it's really YOUR fault that this happened to sans. HOW DO YOU FEEL?!

PAPYRUS IS GONNA WRECK SOME SH--

Papyrus... I'm so sorry but... He's gone.

Ring-a-ding Wingding Gaster! Some one is trying to sail off. I suggest TRYING to talk to her atleast.

Gaster, you nailed that teleport.

Please WingDings, tell me that the water isn't filled with piranha.

So, Chara, partner. Got any plans to get out of this mess? After all Sans seems to be pretty well adjusted to normal mind torture such as seeing his friends die. We have a few choices, ramp up the pain we deliver sans and bring him to the point of death and give Frisk a set time to give up their body, or call for everyone else to leave except frisk so no one gets the jump on you while you're transitioning from body to body. Or have you something you could do?

Watch out Chara, you about to taste the rainbow of friendship motherfucker.

Hey Chara… I don’t know if you’ll ever hear this, but. I’ll try anyway. I don’t believe that you really hate the whole world. Back then… All the way back then… Toriel, Asgore and Asriel accepted you, right? They had no reason to, you were a human, one of those who trapped every monster in the Underground, yet they still accepted you. Weren’t you… Chara the hope of the entire Underground at one point? I don’t think all monsters would call you that, if you really were pure evil. I refused to believe that. And more importantly… Weren’t you… happy back then? I have no idea what pain you’ve been through, but… Chara… do you really think that this world doesn’t at least deserve a chance?

Hey Flowey, why have you just been sitting there and letting Chara torment Frisk’s friends? Too afraid to hurt your best friend? You IDIOT. Next time, don’t trust people; it’s better that way. I thought you knew - I n t h i s w o r l d , i t ‘ s k i l l o r B E k i l l e d.

Chara might be underestimating Sans’s ability to withstand reliving bad memories. Flowey did a lot of things as a flower, before Frisk came alone and usurped his ability to SAVE.

Gaster, I know thinking about the mad scientist stuff probably isn’t nice ,but i think it’s time to think about Mad Scientist Void Monster stuff. Chara said you interfered before, I think it’s time you stepped up to bat. I don't think it’s just Sans that can dunk someone.

The point to fighting back was to help save your friends, Sans. If you hadn’t held control for long enough to warn Toriel of Chara’s attack she would’ve easily died. And if you hadn’t made it so hard for Chara to harm others then they would’ve killed others as well. It may seem futile to fight back, but it has still been helping. Hold on.

Sans, don’t give up! Your friends are always beside you! And I am too. We all are. You can overcome this, we believe in you! Your friends are trying to save you right now, so don’t give up! Even if you’ve been through worse… even if you think there’s no point in trying anymore… and even if you think it’s hopeless. Because… there will be a light at the end of the tunnel. Oh, and also, Chara is trying to bargain you for Frisk. But if you overcome it, then maybe things could be different.

Sans, the point was that if you fight back, the world would be much safer. IF you fight back, Chara wouldn’t kill. So many innocent lives would be saved. There is always a point to fight back sans, you just have to find it.

Sans, you had one job! One Job!

Judging from that last panel, I’m hoping Chara killed Sans rather than do something far worse.

It isn’t that I want you dead, it’s that I’m afraid Chara did something worse.

That’s not what you expected him to…? THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU EXPECTED HIM TO DO!? HIS LONG-DEAD WIFE, WHO HE LOVED MORE THAN ANYTHING, COMES BACK, ONLY TO TELL HIM WHAT HE’S BEEN TELLING HIMSELF FOR YEARS!? AND YOU EXPECTED HIM TO DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT CRY!?! ….Don’t you ever wonder how a genius coud fall “accidentally” into his own creation, which he designed himself? Maybe it was too much for him. Maybe he told himself that his sons would be better off without him. Maybe he jumped.

I have to ask Chara, why go through all this [toruble] to posses Frisk specifically? Wouldn’t it be better to possess a powerful monster like Toriel or Asgore? O better yet, make Alphys build you a mechnical body so you don’t have to go through the trouble of possessing anyone.

Fufufu… While kiling is fun for a while, the greatest pleasure is to rule over the cattle and bring discord over them, while you play yourself up as the messiah. Never knowing, that is was you along who brought the suffering over them. It never gets old, to see the fools in conflict with each other, hurting themselves over petty matters like race, religion, political [fractions] and ideas alike. To destroy everything is only fleeting, but to make them eternally suffer is the greatest reward. :D