Meet The Plastics, Mean Girls The Musical Cover
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I’d love to cover Meet The Plastics from Mean Girls the musical, but if this doesn’t get enough auditions it won’t be carried through! Please be submitting!!! I’ll be playing one of the characters, but it will depend on what auditions I get!
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“Whoa, who is at that table over there?”
“Oh, it’s okay, I...”
[SING]
“Here’s where I belong!”
“Regina George is the queen bee. She’s always dressed up, she always wins Spring Fling Queen. We’re all just drones that work for her and then die.”
“That’s Gretchen Wieners. She knows everything about everybody.”
“That is Karen Smith: the dum
[SING]
“They play their little mind games all around the school yard.”
“Like they mocked Jen Morecock ‘til she burst into flames.”
“Don’t look at them! Just don’t!”
“And Ms. Morecock was a teacher!”
“That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.”
“I once saw her put a ‘D’ in the word ‘orange.’”
[SING]
“We call those three The Plastics, they’re shiny, fake, and hard.”
“They might insult your clothing, or make fun of your name.”
“Like a Jewish Princess Jesus.”
[SING]
“My name is Regina George, and I am a massive deal. Fear me, love me, stand and stare at me. And these, these are real. I’ve got money and looks. I am, like, drunk with power. This whole school humps my leg, like a chihuahua. I’m the prettiest poison you’ve ever seen, I never weigh more than one fifteen. My name is Regina George, and I am a massive deal. I don’t care who you are, I don’t care how you feel.”
[SING]
“Right. We never really do this, but how’d you like to have lunch with us this week? No, no need for you to thank us. There’s no need to even speak.”
“Wear something nice and grab a tray, ‘cause we don’t do this everyday. Say here’s where you belong, say here’s where you belong. Say here’s where you belong!”
“No, really, say it.”
[SING]
“Yes, Regina, no, Regina. Every waking hour I spend making sure Regina George can stay in power. If Regina is the Sun, then I’m a disco ball ‘cause I’m just as bright and fun, if you’ve had alcohol. I worm your secrets out of you and bring them to my master. Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster. Regina is the queen but I’m the head of worker bees. I am seated at her right hand like a Jewish Princess Jesus.”
[SING]
“You’re new and you don’t know things, you need good friends who can tell you what to think. See you here same time tomorrow!”
“Wear something nice and grab a tray, ‘cause we don’t do this everyday. Say here’s where you belong, say here’s where you belong. Say here’s where you belong!”
“Come sir with us tomorrow, it’ll be fetch!”
[SING]
“My name is Karen, my hair is shiny, my teeth are perfect, my skirt is tiny. It barely covers my perky hiney, my name is Karen, I may not be smart... That’s it!”
[SING]
“Wear something nice and grab a tray, ‘cause we don’t do this everyday. Say here’s where you belong, say here’s where you belong. Say here’s where you belong!”
“On Wednesdays we wear pink!”
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