[SING]

“My name is Karen, my hair is shiny, my teeth are perfect, my skirt is tiny. It barely covers my perky hiney, my name is Karen, I may not be smart... That’s it!”

[SING]

“Wear something nice and grab a tray, ‘cause we don’t do this everyday. Say here’s where you belong, say here’s where you belong. Say here’s where you belong!”

“On Wednesdays we wear pink!”