Kermit Goes To The Airport - Garry's Mod Short
Project Overview
A washed up Kermit the Frog goes to the Airport. What could go wrong? Everything, literally everything.
This project is a Machinima made in Garry's Mod. The entire premise of the story is very absurd and profane. It's a project that is quite offensive, probably on the same level of South Park. There is lots of swearing, screaming, and lots and lots of chaos in this Machinima. It's quite ridiculous, but if you're looking for a project in this caliber then hey! You found something extremely stupid.
Kermit the Frog is washed up, after the loss of his best friend Fozzie to "The Waka Disease." Kermit is angry at Disney for making him and the rest of the Muppets cast obsolete in Hollywood. Kermit goes to the Airport and hijacks a plane just to crash it into Disney HQ. The story centers around Kermit trying to get his plan to work and the stupid things that happen during his plan.
Now voice actors, this will be a crazy project. Prepare for that. If casted I will expect you to send me your lines within a week. I will contact you via Discord and we will discuss things through there and direct you on how you should say your lines. You need to be open to this type of absurdity. Good luck!
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Latest Updates
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We listened to all the auditions that has been sent to us and we found exactly what we have been looking for! It also made us laugh a crap ton! Anyway, we are now updating the casting call to search for Gary's Mod animators. If you are one, please audition explaining your experience with animating in Gary's Mod and your past work as well! Thanks for the auditions everyone!
Are you talented in animating spicy stuff in Garry's Mod? Then audition for this!
Explain your experience with animating in Garry's Mod and your previous work and I will get in contact with you!
Voice type: Has to sound very close to Kermit The Frog from The Muppets.
Hello there, Kermit E. Frog here. From the Muppets show, maybe your kids heard of me? I would like to purchase a ticket onto this flight to the shittiest place on earth, otherwise known as Burbank, California.
(Kermit is introducing himself to the ticket lady at the Airport just to get tickets to California.)Disney fucked me over for the last time! They fired me and ruined us! Fozzie would’ve been alive if it wasn’t for them! I’m crashing this fucking plane into Disney! (Kermit is holding the plane up at gun point, explaining to a man the reason for his actions.)
That squeaking piece of shit. Come on, just help a brother out? (Kermit is pissed off by a lady's favoritism to Mickey Mouse. Asking once again just to get onto a plane.)
Voice type: Has to sound very close to Elmo from Sesame Street.
Boarding pass please?
Oh, hey Kermit!
It’s very hard to get by nowadays, Kermit. Everyone in Sesame Street is struggling right now. Big Bird has a drinking problem. Oscar is now a prostitute. And me? Well, you know what’s going on with Elmo. Elmo loves heroin. (Elmo is explaining to Kermit what's been happening with him and the cast of Sesame Street.)
Voice type: Has to sound close to the amazing Morgan Freeman.
Hello, it’s America's favourite movie God, Morgan Freeman here. I’m here to knock some sense into you Kermit. (Morgan Freeman is trying to calm Kermit down from the hijacking.)
Do you want a Mexican standoff boy? We’re gonna have a Mexican standoff right here! (Morgan Freeman pulls a desert eagle on Kermit)
Voice type: Nice sounding, and kind of monotone. Sounds like how any person would sound like if their job was to check tickets for an Airport.
Name please? (asking for Kermit's name)
Okay, sir, how many bags?
Okay sir, that will be 1,800 for the ticket.
Voice type: Bored and monotone. Like any security guard at an Airport.
Please remove your belt, shoes, and jacket please. (Asking Kermit to take off his items at the security check.)
Oh, sorry, I’m legally blind. Go ahead sir. (After being told by Kermit that he doesn't wear clothes.)
Voice type: Bored and monotone. Sounds like any security guard working at an Airport.
Ma’am, I’m afraid that you will have to remove this pink vibrator out of your bag. It is not allowed to go onto the plane. Sir, you are allowed to go through. (There is this intense scene where Kermit has to try to get his AK-47 past the security. The security guard kicks out a lady with a vibrator instead and lets Kermit through easily.)
Voice type: Sounds like any flight attendant with a slightly sluttish feel to it.
Hey, aren’t you Kermit the Frog? (After seeing Kermit and going up to him)
Voice type: Has to sound like Fozzie from The Muppets.
W-waka waka... (On the verge of death. Very weak and struggling to speak. Improvise it further if you can.)