Kermit Goes To The Airport - Garry's Mod Short

Kermit Goes To The Airport - Garry's Mod Short

Project Overview

A washed up Kermit the Frog goes to the Airport. What could go wrong? Everything, literally everything.


This project is a Machinima made in Garry's Mod. The entire premise of the story is very absurd and profane. It's a project that is quite offensive, probably on the same level of South Park. There is lots of swearing, screaming, and lots and lots of chaos in this Machinima. It's quite ridiculous, but if you're looking for a project in this caliber then hey! You found something extremely stupid.

Kermit the Frog is washed up, after the loss of his best friend Fozzie to "The Waka Disease." Kermit is angry at Disney for making him and the rest of the Muppets cast obsolete in Hollywood. Kermit goes to the Airport and hijacks a plane just to crash it into Disney HQ. The story centers around Kermit trying to get his plan to work and the stupid things that happen during his plan. 

The project is going to be a first for me and my crew, since we have no prior experience with making a Machinima in Garry's Mod. It's going to be our first "short film." We're going to test our abilities making other things until casting comes around. We're going to continue developing the story for this absurd plot and find new ways to make this Machinima. The final video should last only 3-10 minutes, with post production only lasting about a couple of days to a week. There is a possibility that we might turn this into a series where Kermit does very absurd things (like this.) The project will be posted on my YouTube channel. (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTPNy2IdQbhWOIEjRBk9EpA)

Now voice actors, this will be a crazy project. Prepare for that. If casted I will expect you to send me your lines within a week. I will contact you via Discord and we will discuss things through there and direct you on how you should say your lines. You need to be open to this type of absurdity. Good luck!

You are viewing the logged out version of this page.

When you are logged in, you can comment, add submissions, create projects, upvote, search open roles, and way more. Login here.

Latest Updates

  • Casting Update

    We listened to all the auditions that has been sent to us and we found exactly what we have been looking for! It also made us laugh a crap ton! Anyway, we are now updating the casting call to search for Gary's Mod animators. If you are one, please audition explaining your experience with animating in Gary's Mod and your past work as well! Thanks for the auditions everyone!
Project Roles: Garry's Mod Animators Kermit The Frog Elmo Morgan Freeman Unnamed Ticket Lady Security Guard #1 Security Guard #2 Flight Attendant Fozzie Bear
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Garry's Mod Animators
open
Unpaid

Are you talented in animating spicy stuff in Garry's Mod? Then audition for this!

  • Explain your experience with animating in Garry's Mod and your previous work and I will get in contact with you!

Favorite role Save Role for Later Total Submissions Toggle 0 Submissions Apply / Audition
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Kermit The Frog
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: projectalpha22

Voice type: Has to sound very close to Kermit The Frog from The Muppets. 


Kermit The Frog is washed up, suffering the loss of Fozzie Bear to "The Waka Disease." Kermit is a foul mouthed, aggressive, short tempered, drunk, drug addicted, mess up. Kermit is the protagonist of the story. He decides to do an act of terrorism towards Disney by crashing a plane into their headquarters. 

The voice actor for Kermit has to be able to deliver his lines well. The voice actor has to do that, while maintaining an impression of Kermit The Frog. Needs lots of charisma, and great comedic timing as well. 
Also, you have to swear and scream. You have to do that quite a lot for this part.

  • Hello there, Kermit E. Frog here. From the Muppets show, maybe your kids heard of me? I would like to purchase a ticket onto this flight to the shittiest place on earth, otherwise known as Burbank, California.
    (Kermit is introducing himself to the ticket lady at the Airport just to get tickets to California.)

  • Disney fucked me over for the last time! They fired me and ruined us! Fozzie would’ve been alive if it wasn’t for them! I’m crashing this fucking plane into Disney! (Kermit is holding the plane up at gun point, explaining to a man the reason for his actions.)

  • That squeaking piece of shit. Come on, just help a brother out? (Kermit is pissed off by a lady's favoritism to Mickey Mouse. Asking once again just to get onto a plane.)

Favorite role Save Role for Later Total Submissions Toggle 1 Submissions Apply / Audition
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Elmo
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Garrett Sandoval

Voice type: Has to sound very close to Elmo from Sesame Street.


Elmo is a washed up heroin addict who works at an Airport. Just like the rest of the cast from Sesame Street, Elmo is going through hard times. Elmo is a working puppet at a dead end job after his career ended. 

The voice actor for Elmo has to swear. It's a small role, but it triggers one of Kermit's flashbacks that explains everything.

  • Boarding pass please?

  • Oh, hey Kermit!

  • It’s very hard to get by nowadays, Kermit. Everyone in Sesame Street is struggling right now. Big Bird has a drinking problem. Oscar is now a prostitute. And me? Well, you know what’s going on with Elmo. Elmo loves heroin. (Elmo is explaining to Kermit what's been happening with him and the cast of Sesame Street.)

Favorite role Save Role for Later Total Submissions Toggle 2 Submissions Apply / Audition
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Morgan Freeman
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: Dashrunner

Voice type: Has to sound close to the amazing Morgan Freeman.


The amazing Morgan Freeman is on the plane on the time of Kermit's hijacking. Morgan Freeman is just being Morgan Freeman of course. Morgan Freeman's role in the story is to talk Kermit out of this act of terrorism. Morgan fails, only to have a Mexican standoff with Kermit instead.

The voice actor for Morgan Freeman has to swear and shout. Small-ish role, but still important nonetheless.

  • Hello, it’s America's favourite movie God, Morgan Freeman here. I’m here to knock some sense into you Kermit. (Morgan Freeman is trying to calm Kermit down from the hijacking.)

  • Do you want a Mexican standoff boy? We’re gonna have a Mexican standoff right here! (Morgan Freeman pulls a desert eagle on Kermit)

Favorite role Save Role for Later Total Submissions Toggle 1 Submissions Apply / Audition
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Unnamed Ticket Lady
open
Unpaid

Voice type: Nice sounding, and kind of monotone. Sounds like how any person would sound like if their job was to check tickets for an Airport.


This unnamed ticket lady is a lady in her 30's who has the pleasure of meeting of Kermit The Frog. She ignores Kermit at their first meeting, watching a YouTube video instead. It might be Nyan Cat, it might be something else! Who knows? Kermit traumatizes her after their awkward exchange.

This role is small, only for one scene. There is no swearing or screaming.

  • Name please? (asking for Kermit's name)

  • Okay, sir, how many bags?

  • Okay sir, that will be 1,800 for the ticket.

Favorite role Save Role for Later Total Submissions Toggle 1 Submissions Apply / Audition
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Security Guard #1
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: KylePindor

Voice type: Bored and monotone. Like any security guard at an Airport.


It's an extra role, only for these two lines.

  • Please remove your belt, shoes, and jacket please. (Asking Kermit to take off his items at the security check.)

  • Oh, sorry, I’m legally blind. Go ahead sir. (After being told by Kermit that he doesn't wear clothes.)

Favorite role Save Role for Later Total Submissions Toggle 2 Submissions Apply / Audition
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Security Guard #2
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: TwiceBrokenLeg

Voice type: Bored and monotone. Sounds like any security guard working at an Airport.


Extra role, only for one line!

  • Ma’am, I’m afraid that you will have to remove this pink vibrator out of your bag. It is not allowed to go onto the plane. Sir, you are allowed to go through. (There is this intense scene where Kermit has to try to get his AK-47 past the security. The security guard kicks out a lady with a vibrator instead and lets Kermit through easily.)

Favorite role Save Role for Later Total Submissions Toggle 2 Submissions Apply / Audition
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Flight Attendant
open
Unpaid

Voice type: Sounds like any flight attendant with a slightly sluttish feel to it.


This role is a weird one... It's an extra role, but this character "does it" with Kermit the Frog. Yup, they have sexual intercourse. 
It's still an extra role though, but this role does require sexual sounds.

  • Hey, aren’t you Kermit the Frog? (After seeing Kermit and going up to him)

Favorite role Save Role for Later Total Submissions Toggle 1 Submissions Apply / Audition
Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Fozzie Bear
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: spoontheweirdo

Voice type: Has to sound like Fozzie from The Muppets. 


Fozzie has come across "The Waka Disease" and now he is dying. This death affects Kermit greatly in his actions and it's shown through flashbacks.

Very small role! Only for a line or two.

  • W-waka waka... (On the verge of death. Very weak and struggling to speak. Improvise it further if you can.)

Favorite role Save Role for Later Total Submissions Toggle 2 Submissions Apply / Audition
Promoted Projects:
rpg strategy game
rpg strategy game
web site character voice
web site character voice
revy for mk1 inrtros
revy for mk1 inrtros
Nouscraft
From the Creator of CCC

Nouscraft

A fantasy audiobook written, directed, and produced with CCC voice actors. Listen free.

Listen Now →

Comments

Project comments Read 0 comments

Public Submissions

You are viewing the logged out version of this page.

When you are logged in, you can comment, add submissions, create projects, upvote, search open roles, and way more. Login here.