Kermit Goes To The Airport - Garry's Mod Short
projectalpha22 for Kermit The Frog
Voice type: Has to sound very close to Kermit The Frog from The Muppets.
Hello there, Kermit E. Frog here. From the Muppets show, maybe your kids heard of me? I would like to purchase a ticket onto this flight to the shittiest place on earth, otherwise known as Burbank, California.
(Kermit is introducing himself to the ticket lady at the Airport just to get tickets to California.)Disney fucked me over for the last time! They fired me and ruined us! Fozzie would’ve been alive if it wasn’t for them! I’m crashing this fucking plane into Disney! (Kermit is holding the plane up at gun point, explaining to a man the reason for his actions.)
That squeaking piece of shit. Come on, just help a brother out? (Kermit is pissed off by a lady's favoritism to Mickey Mouse. Asking once again just to get onto a plane.)