HOMESTUCK Summerteen Romance Comic Dub
Project Overview
"Summer, those magical months. Under the hot sun, awash in a haze of hormones, youth blooms but once: A glorious, ephemeral flower. Here, on the glistening shore of adulthood, twelve horned space tweens would laugh, love, and learn a little about life. This would be their summer. This would be their...
SUMMERTEEN ROMANCE!"I’m editing and putting together a full-scale dub of the brilliant and colorful Paradox Space short comic, Summerteen Romance. It’s written by Zack Morrison, one of my favorite artists, the author of Paranatural and the voice actor for Tavros in Voxus’s ‘Let’s Read Homestuck’.
A note to actors,
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Hundreds of hours spent pouring over human sitcoms, hundreds of hours planning and writing, every moment a complex interconnected decision. And hundreds of hours translating your words from all grey and caps to correct human grammar! All of it amounts to one finished project... Your masterpiece. SUMMERTEEN ROMANCE!
FIRST YOU SPOIL 600 HOURS OF HARD WORK BY SENDING A GENOCIDAL GODHOUND MY WAY THROUGH A RIFT IN SPACETIMEAND NOW YOU'RE RUINING ANOTHER 600 BY DEMANDING I RESPECTFULLY PORTRAY YOUR DECEASED BROTHER.I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK?
YES. YOU THOUGHT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOUR EARTH DRUGS WERE, AND IT WAS ENDEARING.NOW THAT ENDEARMENT HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED TO MY CHARACTERS AND BEGRUDGING RESPECT RUSHES IN TO FILL THE VOID IT LEFT.
ARADIA, THOUGH. SHE WAS SO IMPORTANT TO OUR STORY AND YOU KILLED HER OFF BEFORE YOURS EVEN STARTED, AND, ON TOP OF THAT, YOU MADE IT SO BEARJACK CAN PRESUMABLY EAT HER AGAIN NOW THAT HE'S SIMILARLY INCORPOREAL. FUCK YOU.
Dave is an enigmatic cool kid who, until closer examination, is also a giant nerd. When Karkat offers to read his screenplay to Dave, Dave begrudgingly accepts. He’ll make fun of, deconstruct and question the screenplay as he reads it. He probably thinks he's way too cool for this kind of thing, but he wants to read it to be a good bro to Karkat. But not too good of a bro.
then at the mere sight of his enticing as hell bucket young tavros underwent a startling transformationhis super horny head split open, at the alien boner-seams and deployed his grody trembling billow throbberbut that wasnt quite hot enough so his glistening libido furls uncoiledok imagine seducing a huge brown banana and then the banana says yes please, it was like that
i will sue you for this karkati am going to get legal on your assthere will be motions and debriefings and punitive action
HEH. looks like CAMP SCRUB attracted a bumper crop of its TITULAR SPECIALTY this year.
Kanaya is a young troll girl who has more camp spirit than any other troll kid. She wants nothing more than to keep the camp and summer fun alive, and will do her best to keep everything and everyone together.
WhatNoI didn't say thatIt Happened Off-Panel You Can't Prove I Said That
Nice Try Sburbs But You Wont Get The Lake That Easily We Did DNA Tests Last Year RememberAnd Proved You Could Not Sire A Lake
I'm Sorry Everybody. I Should Have Told You About The Danger You Were All In... About Aradia Getting Eaten While Looking For Treasure...
Bro's hand puppet. And also... Possibly the true leader of the camp? And defender? Whatever the case, he's terrifying as ever as Cal.
I REMEMBER IT THE TASTE OF YOUR FLESH
BULLSHITI'M THE REAL ONE IN CHARGE HERE YOU WORK FOR ME
In Summerteen, Bro is the brotastic camp counselor of Camp Sgrub. Karkat interprets him as being much less the cold, insane, abusive phyosiopath that he is in Homestuck, and more a fun loving dude who says 'bro' a lot and may have some issues, sense he seems to be taking orders from his scary puppet - Big Cal.
my name's bro striderbutchoo can call me "bro"this here's Big Cal. he's my right hand bro, haha
according to legend, a tribe of bloodthirsty lake pirates hid their vast wealth and a map to its location in the lake and surrounding woods, respectively
She's the best. She's in it to win it, although she probably doesn't now what 'it' is. She wants wealth, she wants everyone to know how awesome she is, and she wants to hang out with her bff/rival Terezi.
Aww, that's so nice of you, Tavros! You don't want us to get caught!
So hey just out of INNOCENT CURIOSITY What's the deal with that ~*~SECRET TREASURE~*~ those Sburbs referenced?
The nicest, chilled-out stoner dude with random spurts of I'm-going-to-kill-your-family. Read the first and last line like the former, and the second line like the latter.
think i'm just gonna stay here all buildn' the
FUCK
outta this sandcastle
Poor, poor Eridan. He tries so hard to be the asshole rich kid everyone loves, but ends up being the asshole rich kid no one likes.
JUST BURY ME. JUST BURY MY WWHOLE FACE.
Wwell i don't really feel like it, but i GUESS i'll come if you dwweebs really wwant me to...
That one kid who's parents sent him to summer camp just to get him outside. He never gets off his Gameboy Advance and hates everyone and everything around him. The fact that he's not at home playing video games basically means he's in hell. His lisp has also apparently gotten dialed up into out-of-control.
We're going to be murdered in our thleep
Oh my god, I can't believe they died...!!My phone'th preciouth betterieth...!
Nepeta is a sweet little girl who makes cat puns and likes shipping who could also probably beat you to death with her bare hands, steal your wallet, and spend the money on candy.
maybe I should shuffle from meow on
Equius you... finally stood up fur me...! Meow you're a sufficiant height... fur me to do THISSS!
She used to be the camper with even more camp spirit than Kanaya, but she died last year trying to retrieve a treasure map. Now her existence is somewhat a secret, but she's back as a ghost to... Well, not really haunt, as much as just kinda float around and talk at people.
Hello. I am a ghost. I'm dead
You all need to leave these woodsif you do not wantto also be ghosts 0_0
Tavros is usually the emotional punching bag for other characters, especially Vriska, but he's waaay too shy to do anything about it.
U-U-UMM, I W-WON'T LET YOU, UH, DRINK THOSE DRUGS H-HERE
Please don't kick my robot legs. I don't um, feel anything, but, uh, it still hurts.
This guy is weeeird. He really gets off on other people telling him what to do. But which one is STRONGer, his submissive personality or his love for his friends?
SAY THAT AGAIN, TO MY FACE!p-please actually say that again.
I don't remember how this happened
A sort of crazy, yet very smart and calculating girl. Her and Vriska's stories are interconnected. She has an heir of lunacy to everything she says, but you also get the feeling it might just be because she really doesn't give a fuck and is just doing what she wants. You can almost hear the ear-to-ear smile with every word.
SAY VRISKAIF I LICK THIS DUDE'S FACE CLEAN WOULD IT RUIN THE PRANK
IF YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOURSELF WITHOUT BIG CAL... THEN WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE PUPPET...?
The fish princess. She's awfully 'bubbly' and nice. Somewhat of a gossip girl, but never in a mean way. And she's just completely not interested in Eridan at all.
Oh my cod! Someone really glubbing DIED here last summer?!
Wow, Kanaya, you weren't squidding about Camp Sgrub! It's REELY fun!
There's a character for every post-scratch troll in Karat's fanfic, and yes, that does include himself. This is Karkat as Karkat wishes he was. He's funny, tall, level-headed, and everyone loves him and accepts him as their leader. Basically, everything Karkat is not.
And then I saidColor? I barely even know 'er!
The only "hi" I needis a greeting from my friends!
One of the campers from Camp Sburb. Basically Hella Jeff, but with the name switched around so Karkat can claim it's an "OC". While reading these voice lines, remember: This character is a meme incarnate.
HEHE bum per CRAP
I WARNED YOU BRO! I WARNED YOU ABOUT BEARS!
The same thing as Sweet Jeff, but with Hella Jeff instead. While reading these voice lines, remember: This character is a meme incarnate. Also, you don't really need a pro-level mic to voice this character.
TITULAR! EL MAYO
m-mother, i...
Another one of Dave's characters, stolen away from him. Remember, you're a meme. One thing to consider is that you don't really need a good mic for this role.
Great burn, friend!
(Beatboxing) BOOTS AND CATS AND BOOTS AND-ALSO-CATS AND BOOTS ON CATS
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