HOMESTUCK Summerteen Romance Comic Dub
winniethepoop for Dave
Dave is an enigmatic cool kid who, until closer examination, is also a giant nerd. When Karkat offers to read his screenplay to Dave, Dave begrudgingly accepts. He’ll make fun of, deconstruct and question the screenplay as he reads it. He probably thinks he's way too cool for this kind of thing, but he wants to read it to be a good bro to Karkat. But not too good of a bro.
then at the mere sight of his enticing as hell bucket young tavros underwent a startling transformationhis super horny head split open, at the alien boner-seams and deployed his grody trembling billow throbberbut that wasnt quite hot enough so his glistening libido furls uncoiledok imagine seducing a huge brown banana and then the banana says yes please, it was like that
i will sue you for this karkati am going to get legal on your assthere will be motions and debriefings and punitive action
HEH. looks like CAMP SCRUB attracted a bumper crop of its TITULAR SPECIALTY this year.
Yo, I know I'm likely not going to get this part (on account of my sounding like the chick I am) but I couldn't help auditioning for Dave. I know I don't sound like a dude, but eff it amirite? Live life on the fast lane. Balls to the wall all that noise.