HOMESTUCK Summerteen Romance Comic Dub
_ThePatientSoul_ for Karkat
Hundreds of hours spent pouring over human sitcoms, hundreds of hours planning and writing, every moment a complex interconnected decision. And hundreds of hours translating your words from all grey and caps to correct human grammar! All of it amounts to one finished project... Your masterpiece. SUMMERTEEN ROMANCE!
FIRST YOU SPOIL 600 HOURS OF HARD WORK BY SENDING A GENOCIDAL GODHOUND MY WAY THROUGH A RIFT IN SPACETIMEAND NOW YOU'RE RUINING ANOTHER 600 BY DEMANDING I RESPECTFULLY PORTRAY YOUR DECEASED BROTHER.I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK?
YES. YOU THOUGHT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOUR EARTH DRUGS WERE, AND IT WAS ENDEARING.NOW THAT ENDEARMENT HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED TO MY CHARACTERS AND BEGRUDGING RESPECT RUSHES IN TO FILL THE VOID IT LEFT.
ARADIA, THOUGH. SHE WAS SO IMPORTANT TO OUR STORY AND YOU KILLED HER OFF BEFORE YOURS EVEN STARTED, AND, ON TOP OF THAT, YOU MADE IT SO BEARJACK CAN PRESUMABLY EAT HER AGAIN NOW THAT HE'S SIMILARLY INCORPOREAL. FUCK YOU.
The audition is kinda quiet... If you'd like I can send in another that's louder :3