HOMESTUCK Summerteen Romance Comic Dub

wolfman1487 for Karkat

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Karkat
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Hundreds of hours spent pouring over human sitcoms, hundreds of hours planning and writing, every moment a complex interconnected decision. And hundreds of hours translating your words from all grey and caps to correct human grammar! All of it amounts to one finished project... Your masterpiece. SUMMERTEEN ROMANCE! 

...And Dave isn't exactly giving you a glowing review. 
Karkat has just spent the last week or so working on a screenplay of incredible volume. Now, in combination with his normal anger, he's going to be on the defense and lashing out when Dave, his (possibly partner? it's a complicated relationship) good bro tries to make fun of or ruin his project while reading it. 
If you haven't read Homestuck, think of Karkat as that one really angry kid in Middleschool who acts really angry and abrasive and shouts constantly so everyone will leave him alone (because he knows he's the least viscous of any of the other kids, and doesn't want to get eaten alive). Basically the personality equivalent of an animal who has frills or a tail that puffs up to make it seem bigger than it really is. But really, he's a pretty good dude.
WARNING: THIS ROLE HAS A LOT OF TALKING IN IT. IT IS VERY DEMANDING. 

  • FIRST YOU SPOIL 600 HOURS OF HARD WORK BY SENDING A GENOCIDAL GODHOUND MY WAY THROUGH A RIFT IN SPACETIMEAND NOW YOU'RE RUINING ANOTHER 600 BY DEMANDING I RESPECTFULLY PORTRAY YOUR DECEASED BROTHER.I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK?

  • YES. YOU THOUGHT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOUR EARTH DRUGS WERE, AND IT WAS ENDEARING.NOW THAT ENDEARMENT HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED TO MY CHARACTERS AND BEGRUDGING RESPECT RUSHES IN TO FILL THE VOID IT LEFT.

  • ARADIA, THOUGH. SHE WAS SO IMPORTANT TO OUR STORY AND YOU KILLED HER OFF BEFORE YOURS EVEN STARTED, AND, ON TOP OF THAT, YOU MADE IT SO BEARJACK CAN PRESUMABLY EAT HER AGAIN NOW THAT HE'S SIMILARLY INCORPOREAL. FUCK YOU.

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HOMESTUCK Summerteen Romance Comic Dub
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