Homestuck Anime

Homestuck Anime

Project Overview

Welcome to the Homestuck Anime Auditions. Here we are going to...welll...make an Anime out of Homestuck...if you aren't a voice actor but have other talents to bring to the table comment your Skype and i will get to you ASAP

As for voices just do the lines as you see fit...if you have read the comic (or watched the lets read) you should have a pretty good idea or the personality

After being cast i would like a way to contact you...Skype and Facebook if you have both

Also more roles will come it just will take longer to decide on audition lines

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Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Porrim Maryam
open
Unpaid

  • I do+n't

    ...

    Ok. Let's see it.

    I really can't blame yo+u fo+r being in such a hurry to+ go+ kill him.

  • After the scratch, o+ur wo+rld co+ntinued to+ be matriarchal upo+n superficial o+bservatio+n, but was subject to+ a co+nsiderably mo+re sinister, clo+aked fo+rm o+f patriarchal tyranny all alo+ng.

  • I no+ticed ho+w yo+u cunningly sidestepped an enco+unter with Kankri do+wn there.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Damara Megido
open
Unpaid

This is a tricky one...this character will require someone to know Japanese and English...i'll put some lines down so feel free to try if you can (i don't know the line's either so please forgive me) 


Update: I realized I should make it clear that I request an English submission in addition to the Japanese


I realize that the lines are sexual but to my knowledge that is the character so I apologize for that

  • 私たちは一緒に私たちのお尻を持ってみましょう。共通のオーガズムに参加。すべての終わりでは、私たちを取り囲んでいる。

  • あなたに性的快感を与えるために十分な厚さではない。


    あなたはあなたの言葉で私を退屈続けるのだろうか?または。あなたは私の服を脱ぐのだろうか?

  • あなたは、幽霊のような私の性器が性的クライマックスを持っていることを確認してください。あなたの幻の馬のペニスでそれを行う必要があります。

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Cronus Ampora
open
Unpaid

  • excuse me. its not a vwand. you knovw perfectly vwell my vwizarding days are behind me. its called a "human cigarette" and apparently youre supposed to set it on fire.


    although if you ask me, burning it seems like a vwaste of a perfectly good and cool "cigarette.

  • just admit it. you havwe it vwithin you to be just as harsh to our behelmeted buddy as i am, if not more.

  • youre right. my feelings really are real. not fake, like the huge disappointing fraud that magic turned out to be.


    i guess the truth is, deep dowvn i alvways knewv i vwas a 1950s-style human greaser.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Caliborn
open
Unpaid

  • IT IS THE uLTIMATE ABOMINATION.

    YOuR JuJu MAY BE DEAD AND HOLLOW. BuT SOMETHING TELLS ME.

    THAT MIGHT MAKE IT EVEN MORE DANGEROuS.

    DISCARD IT AT ONCE. TREASuRE BEYOND COMPREHENSION IS YOuR REWARD.

  • FuCKING TERMINAL. WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN WITH THIS BITCH AGAIN?

    YOu SAID SOMETHING ABOuT THAT ONCE I THINK. BuT IT WAS BORING.

    GOD DAMN IT. JuST SHOW ME THE MONEY SHOT YOu PIECE OF SHIT!

  • I TRAPPED IT BACK IN THE CHEST! AND BANISHED IT AWAY, WHERE NO ONE WOULD EVER FIND IT. DEEP IN THE BOWELS OF THE FURTHEST RING. USING MY RING-BASED COMMUNION WITH THE VOID. POOF!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD LUCK DIGGING THAT ONE UP, HATERS. IT IS *NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN*.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Andrew Hussie
open
Unpaid

  • I'm not even really sure how he got here, to be honest.

    Maybe he stowed away in a shitty Liberty?

    Or maybe he was just hiding in one of the ventshafts on your meteor when you entered? He had YEARS of practice to master that move, now that I think about it.

  • He's just kind of a one-dimensional friendly cartoon plumber.

    So maybe this stuff doesn't quite apply to him.

    But these aren't one-dimensional plumbers we're talking about here.

    These are TEENS.

    And as we all know, teens have BIG FEELINGS.

  • Anyway, it's like I said. This is a glorified computer. If you want to change your text color, you can sample some pixels from the display.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Gamzee Makara
open
Unpaid

  • i'Ve gOt tO BeLiEvE At wHaT My hEaRt tElLs iN Me, EvEn iF It's a fAkE ThInG


    HoNk

  • all up in lifelong denial about my calling.

    AS A DESCENDANT OF THE HIGH MOTHERFUCKIN SUBJUGGLATORS.

    we are higher than you, brother.

    WE ARE HIGHER THAN MOTHERFUCKIN EVERYBODY.

    honk.

  • oH mAn SoRrY.

    I sPaCeD oUt, DiD yOu KnOw HoW bEaTuFuL tHe SoUnD oF tHe OcEaN iS?

    hAvE yOu EvEr EvEn SeEn ThE oCeAn?

    oR i MeAn SmElLeD iT...

    SoRrY.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Dirk Strider
open
Unpaid

  • Tell the aquatic punk girl my idiot bro is sorry for beating the shit out of her.

    Ha ha, who am I kidding.

    She stone cold does not give a fuck.

  • I honestly had no idea you were this superstitious.

    You're a pretty fascinating guy, in a way. I can't really figure you out.

    In case you're wondering why I put up with you more than my friends do.

  • Looking at what I just said, it's...

    Kind of overwhelming?

    I feel like in a way you can destroy somebody with effusive praise.

    Or maybe I'm just projecting how I would feel about that kind of intense positivity coming at me. I dunno.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Karkat Vantas
open
Unpaid

This capitalization is because he's loud and screamy...use your best judgement

  • YOU'VE GOT TO GET RID OF THOSE THINGS.

    THEY MAKE IT MORE EMBARRASSING TO KNOW YOU.

    WHICH IS A FRIGGIN MIRACLE THAT THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE.

    LIKE, WOW, GOD SURE COOKED UP A DOOZY THERE.

    TWINKLY EYED SON OF A BITCH JUST KEEPS YOU GUESSING, DOESN'T HE.

  • REALLY THERE'S NOTHING MORE TRAGIC THAN THESE NULL SESSIONS FULL OF KIDS ENTERING THE GAME AND FULFILLING SOME COSMIC DESTINY SHIT JUST TO GET WIPED OUT AND LEAVE BEHIND AN EMPTY POINTLESS INCIPISPHERE FOR ALL ETERNITY.


    ACTUALLY IT'S SORT OF HILARIOUS.

  • I'M JUST TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE HERE.                                                                               BUT I'M NOT ALWAYS SURE WHAT THE RIGHT THING TO SAY IS!

    I'M DOING MY FUCKING BEST. THIS IS COMPLICATED FOR ME TOO, YOU'RE BOTH MY FRIENDS.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Rufioh Nitram
open
Unpaid

1=I
*=U?

  • ha, yeah that's r1ght... 1'm a "m*tant"... don't tell kankr1 1 sa1d that! he's my boy, but you know how he's not down w1th l1ngo l1ke that...

  • hey, uh... horuss... 1 th1nk...

    we need to talk.

    1 mean, when you get a m1nute...

  • 1t's horuss... and you know... been th1nk1ng about break1ng 1t off w1th h1m...

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Horuss Zahhak
open
Unpaid

  • Technology can solve so many problems, for instance. Do you have any idea how much energy is stored in sweat which may be released through its steam?

  • Your Harness... I mean Hayness. Highness I mean.

    F*DDLEST*%. Please pardon my utterly e%ecrable language, and unforgivable stammering, your Horseness.

    I am a bale of nerves in your royal presence, and it has been so long.

  • And soon others were whisked into it such as you and the vengeful rust b100d, and... well, imagine my embarrassment. Trust me, the last thing I wanted was for royalty such as yourself to know I was pursuing forbidden b100d. To be caught with my hoof in the chocolate jar, so to nicker.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
The Condensce
open
Unpaid

  • this is what i get for lettin all proper dudes run shit instead of nasty clowns

  • and do not even T)(INK i dont know you out a jail bitch

    you take a flip thru ma secret jam yet

    dat sparkle shit i left w tha dance clowns on

  • public works my ass what a waste of royal gold

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Mindfang
open
Unpaid

  • Though I was free, I had no fleet. No matter. With the gam8lignants decim8ed, I'd em8raced the turn in fortune and pledged to put my seagrifting ways 8ehind me. With any luck, the skies will 8e my future. My thoughts again returned to that dragon.

  • It's 8een nearly a week since Dualscar's fitting end and I'd all 8ut forgotten the matter. It seems the Su8juggl8ors were not particularly inspired 8y his revel8tions a8out my affairs. Sources tell me their response was to commission one of the court's neophyte legislacerators to conduct the investig8tion and 8ring me to justice.

  • It should come as no surprise that in this story our heroine was victorious. Upon defeating her m8 she initi8ted the interlocking form8tion to complete the coupling, while assuming the dominant position, a stance undetecta8le to all 8ut the most astute o8servers of the zoologically du8ious. Consequently, the male was fertilized with the young.

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Jade Harley
open
Unpaid

  • it was on earth!

    but only very briefly

    it was when i was young

    before i woke up on prospit

    i had begun sleep walking

    both on the island and on the moon

    and in my dream it was very bright

    i saw something in the light

  • the choices she gives you seem to have to do with facing mortality

    and making it clear if you choose one path over another it will lead to your death

    and that your death may even be necessary to accomplish a goal

  • we all do! all four of us i mean

    but see your dream self still stays asleep when you go to sleep

    because you havent woken up yet!

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Terezi Pyrope
open
Unpaid

This capitalization is just the way it's written

Also:
3=E
4=A
1-I

  • BUT TH4TS NOT 1T

    TH3 D4Y 1T H4PP3N3D W4S TH3 F1RST T1M3 1 3V3R H34RD FROM MY LUSUS

    SH3 WOK3 M3 UP, 4ND 3V3R S1NC3 H4S B33N T34CH1NG M3 4 D1FF3R3NT W4Y TO S33

    4 D1FF3R3NT W4Y TO P3RC31V3 3V3RYTH1NG 1 GU3SS, NOT JUST 1N 4 S3NSORY W4Y

  • 1 M34N TH1S 1S 4LL F4NT4SY OF COURS3, BUT W3 C4NT R34LLY UND3RST4ND 34CH OTH3RS CULTUR3S UNL3SS W3 UND3RST4ND TH3 MYTHS B3H1ND TH3M!

  • YOU C4N'T D1TCH M3, W3V3 GOT 1MPORT4NT STUFF TO DO TOG3TH3R

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Meenah Peixes
open
Unpaid

  • yo what is this shit

    you sellin somefin here

    if so i should warn you im a little low on funds these days

  • then you must want to kill the guy even worse than me

    why dont you join me we can fly away and fuck him up together 38)

  • ahahaha you must be out of your seasponge if you think ima part with anyfin of value for a shitty speech

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