I'm not even really sure how he got here, to be honest.

Maybe he stowed away in a shitty Liberty?

Or maybe he was just hiding in one of the ventshafts on your meteor when you entered? He had YEARS of practice to master that move, now that I think about it.

He's just kind of a one-dimensional friendly cartoon plumber.

So maybe this stuff doesn't quite apply to him.

But these aren't one-dimensional plumbers we're talking about here.

These are TEENS.

And as we all know, teens have BIG FEELINGS.

Anyway, it's like I said. This is a glorified computer. If you want to change your text color, you can sample some pixels from the display.