YOU'VE GOT TO GET RID OF THOSE THINGS.

THEY MAKE IT MORE EMBARRASSING TO KNOW YOU.

WHICH IS A FRIGGIN MIRACLE THAT THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE.

LIKE, WOW, GOD SURE COOKED UP A DOOZY THERE.

TWINKLY EYED SON OF A BITCH JUST KEEPS YOU GUESSING, DOESN'T HE.

REALLY THERE'S NOTHING MORE TRAGIC THAN THESE NULL SESSIONS FULL OF KIDS ENTERING THE GAME AND FULFILLING SOME COSMIC DESTINY SHIT JUST TO GET WIPED OUT AND LEAVE BEHIND AN EMPTY POINTLESS INCIPISPHERE FOR ALL ETERNITY.

ACTUALLY IT'S SORT OF HILARIOUS.

I'M JUST TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE HERE.                                                                               BUT I'M NOT ALWAYS SURE WHAT THE RIGHT THING TO SAY IS!

I'M DOING MY FUCKING BEST. THIS IS COMPLICATED FOR ME TOO, YOU'RE BOTH MY FRIENDS.