Homestuck: A Recap
Project Overview
Any recordings of just yourself or your character with other voice actors must be completely in character. Completely serious biz. Although the comic IS indeed goofy and weird at times, I know how the fandom can be. The conversations you have must be about everything that happened in the comic/in the snapchats. Nothing fanon, nothing outside of that!
Any drama that happens to start in the chat will get you removed as who you play. I know this is for fun, but since I run lots of ask blogs and I see discourse happening every day, I’m really not looking forward to it happening in our project. This is a safe place and please do not shitpost too often, since I know some of us are friends.
You have the independence to create all of your own scripts. The recordings I post will start with individual characters answering questions, and the second part everyone will be in groups. Heres some examples: Dave rose john and jade talking in one, dirk, roxy, jane, and jake in another, and you can record one separately with just dave and dirk, dave and john, rose and kanaya, go nuts, record with whoever you please! BUT, I’d appreciate if you sent your scripts for these recordings to be before you complete them!
Record as much as you please. I expect things of this sort: Kanaya and Rose talking about their wedding, the kids talking about their friendship before and after the game, the carapaces living their dreams, and anyone who did "bad" aka people like Gamzee, Eridan, and Jack Noir and so ooooon, explaining themselves and what they would/wouldn't change.
Now, if your character had a past relationship with another and your character is open about it, you’re allowed to discuss it. But when I say you can’t keep it to headcanon, I mean don't be in character saying "yeah I was in a relationship with Sollux but wow was John Egbert hot." Please keep it completely solidly canon.
I know that's a lot to read but I’m very strong about keeping the recordings true. The only thing headcanon are your amazing voices!
Consider the interacting as a reunion kind of thing. Also, all the interactions will be through a voice call, which means a voice call for us, and our characters, since everyone’s in different places or prolly dead so the interactions will start with a "calling" noise.
(YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO DO ANY GROUPS!)
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Latest Updates
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PLEASE KEEP AUDITIONING! The casting call will end in august before the beginning of school for the SCUSD (PST)! We need to fill the cast, so please tell people! We currently have exiles and dancestors that are needed the most!! -Nina (ParcelMistress)
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Update: Cast, Available Characters, And Other Things!
Hey everyone! So far the project is going great! Reminder that you must have a skype so we can all collab together. If you are uncomfortable being in a group address this when you first add me on skype! IF YOUVE BEEN CASTED AND HAVE YET TO MESSAGE ME ABOUT CONTACT INFO, DO SO ASAP! I SOMETIMES HAVE TROUBLE KEEPING TRACK, THANK YOU! Secondly, Here are people we are still in need of as of now! A * next to the name means a script has already started progress with said character in it! (AS OF 5/3) Jane Crocker Roxy Lalonde Jake English Karkat Vantas Sullox Captor Nepeta Leijon Wayward Vagabond* Aimless Renegade* White Queen* Jack Noir* Ms Paint* Kankri Vantas Damara Megido Rufioh Nitram Mituna Captor Meulin Leijon Porrim Maryam Latula Pyrope Aranea Serket Horrus Zahhak Kurloz Makara Cronus Ampora Meenah Peixes Calliope Project owner is Nina, who is playing the Parcel Mistress! Thanks For Playing!
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you can tell me i look like a silly little paradox clone fresh out of my slime tube and this is just all a big nurseytime recess jamboree. that would burn me good!
that’s me! i am the rose human. look at me, i am so smart with all these snooty words and complicated things to say. i am the queen of books.
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Perhaps it’s the deplorable romantic in me, but I thought your present, and your friendship, demanded reciprocation surpassing by some degree the utterly meaningless.
I think the true purpose of this game is to see how many qualifiers we can get to precede the word “self” and still understand what we’re talking about.
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just one of those little joys in life you take for granted you knowthis miraculous gift of vision
oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
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i figured id get a good head start to avoid all the drama you guys are always getting into such a bunch of drama queens!!! (DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA)
gosh i dont know i guess i didnt find the time to make them because i keep getting punched in the face by robots and stuff!!!!!!!
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And now I feel so humiliated I just want to die.
LET’S KISS A WHOLE LOT AND GET MARRIED! THEN LET’S HAVE BABIES!YOU WANT TO HAVE BABIES WITH ME DON’T YOU JAKE?
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well maybe youre an asshole sometimes but its always on accident and most people are accidental assholes a lot of times anyway so who cares
then what else can i talk about like her occolt majyyks and stuff because i dont know a whole lot about the mayjjykks besides th fact that theyre all real as shit can get
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Your friendship with her is a half drunken three-legged relay race, and the baton is a stick of dynamite. And you two are the only ones on the track. Me and English are watching from under the bleachers, high-fiving constantly.
Think of how much shit she’s had to put up with from all of us. She never complains, never turns it around and makes it about her problems. She just works her ass off making sure we all stay friends. If that isn’t a leader, I don’t know what is.
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Rest assured it feels like a brood of anxious vermin is making its most valiant effort to escape from my skull
Thats like one of the rules of adventure if you have the chance to kill hitler and stop his crimes from happening then you do it!
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CG: YOU DON’T GET THAT I AM BETTER AND SMARTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY, FOREVER.
CG: YOU DON’T GET THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE INCREDIBLY STUPID.CG: YOU ARE SUCH AN IGNORAMUS I COULD SHIT MILES OF RAGE SNAKE TO CHOKE YOU TO DEATH.
KARKAT: THANKS JADE. NO REALLY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THOSE CLARIFICATIONS, WHILE OBLITERATING ANY SHADOW OF A DOUBT THAT YOU ARE FIRMLY OFF YOUR ROCKER.
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theres no better time and there are so many corpses here to work with. is everybody ok with that? do you want to have a big corpse party? we can incinerate the remains in the sun it will be just glorious.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
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wHICH IS OK, wITH ME, bECAUSE, tO BE HONEST, sEEING YOUR WHOLE BIG CONFUSING FUTURE AND PAST IS, kIND OF OVERWHELMING, iTS SO COMPLICATED, aND, i DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT i SHOULD BE ACCOMPLISHING,
sOMEONE SAID i SHOULD GIVE MY SELF ESTEEM A NAME, aND TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT i SAY, tO MAKE SURE i DON’T HURT HIS FEELINGS,
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AC: :33 < you are a brave kitty, just like pounce was <33
AC: :33 < huh
AC: :33 < well i hope this doesnt make me sound dumb
AC: :33 < but i am completely blown away by that stunning revelation!
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i’m s0 sick 0f telling this st0ry t0 pe0ple 0ver and 0ver, and n0b0dy understanding what the hell i’m talking ab0ut. it’s all s0 simple. n0, actually, it isn’t, it’s a fucking stupid st0ry that makes n0 sense, maybe that’s the pr0blem.
ii could pull 2o much triippy 2hiit out of my 2piinal creviice, iit would make your head 2piin liike dervii2h iin a fuckiing blender.
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It Sounds Like You Are Attempting To Be The Smart Rose This TimePlease Take Note Of The Subtle Scorn Underlying The Selection Of The Word Attempting Smart Rose Should Get A Kick Out Of ThatSmart Rose Is All About Subtle Scorn Isnt She
Karkats Notion Of A Curse Is Inseparable From His Perception Of Events As Intrinsically Negative And As Tailored To His Personal Dissatisfaction
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YOUR T34RS T4ST3 D3L1C1OUS. K1ND OF L1K3. L1K3 SOM3TH1NG YOU WOULDNT KNOW 4BOUT. 4 TROLL D3L1C4CY C4LL3D COTTON C4NDY
1 KNOW 3V3RYTH1NG TH4TS GO1NG TO H4PP3N TO YOU 1 C4N T3LL YOU B3FOR3 1T H4PP3NS. SO YOU C4N B3 R34DY. 4ND NOT H4V3 TO GO B4CK 1N T1M3 4ND G3T K1LL3D 4LL TH3 T1M3 4ND ST4ND ON 4 TO1L3T LOOK1NG 4T YOUR OWN BLOOD FOR T3N M1NUT3S
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Oh pleeeeeeeease. I hardly think I’m a 8ad person for failing to give a shit a8out a 8illion meaningless dead Nepetas, do you?!
I forgot how much I loved highlighting it to read all the 8oring things you have to say. It’s like a fun game for super extra handicapped retarded people. Like opening a present! Find out what o8noxious thing the mystery tool typed.
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I command you to have free will and do as you pleaseAnd continue being bothersome and unpredictably destructiveI meanIf you want
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sEe MaN, i Am StRaIgHt Up TeLlInG yOu.MiRaClEs.iT’s LiKe, AlRiGhT, cOmPuTeRs, RiGhT?WhAt ThE fUcK?mIrAcLeS iS wHaT.
So In ThE mEaN mOtHeRfUcKiN tImE i’M sUpPoSeD tO gEt YoU tO cOnNeCt To Me. bUt I fUcKiN sPaCeD oUt AnD fOrGoT. BeCaUsE i GuEsS i WaS wAy ToO mOtHeRfUcKiN cHiLl AlL uP iN tHiS sHiT, hAhAhAhAhA! sO jUsT dOwNlOaD tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR i’M sEnDiNg YoU sO wE cAn KiCk ThIs BiTcH dOwN tHe StAiRs.
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its hard being a kid and growwing upits hard and nobody understands
i just needed for someone to showw a little faith in me so im sayin thanks i owwe ya
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CC: On t)(at note I t)(ink Im going to go say goodbye to )(er. Maybe you s)(ould too w)(ile you )(ave t)(e c)(ance!
CC: Even t)(oug)( Ill see )(er again soon w)(ic)( still seems kind of strange to me.
CC: But t)(ats w)(y t)(is is all so -EXCITING!
CC: KANAYA BY----------------------------E!CC: I do not even process it as yelling anymore. More like a lot of blubbering.
CC: More blubber spills out of that mouth than a gash in a poached whale.
YOU THERE BOY! YES YOU! YOU JOHN! DO THE WINDY THING!
Well miss pm, perhaps a democratic can town and a monarchy in exile town is of order!
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Listen, what we need to do is cover all the buildings in caution tape and BLOW IT UP!
No! PM! The mayor is in there! I cant blow it up!
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It is my honor to announce you as the new queen! Please use this responsibility wisely...
Oh god! this place looks like a mess!.. has anyone seen the king?
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No! Im not putting it on! Fuck off! No- god! (struggle) FUCK OFF!!
..Thats.. thats not her is it.. oh fuck-- GOTTA GO!
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Boys! Quit playing around! I'm serious!
Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick~ I have some warm soup for you--.. SLICK GET UP NOW!
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おはよう ございます! なまえ わ (damara) です. (sburb) が だいきらい でした. だいすきだよ~
(^^^ ohayou gozaimasu! namae wa damara desu. Sburb ga daikirai deshita. daisukidayo~)ストーリーの時間(story no jikan)
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