(The video above is the most recent episode of Scrub Diaries)
The Scrub Diaries is a GTA V Machinima comedy series. Members of The Carcer City Jokers (a Grand Theft Auto 5 ONLINE crew) tell their stories about how they joined the criminal organization named “The Scrubvengers”. The show is essentially a parody of the CCJ crew, other GTA online crews, the GTA Online social media community and current/past real life events. The show will eventually transition into "The Scrubvengers".
We currently have 6 episodes planned for release. All roles are paid and the payment amount can range between $10.00 - $50.00 (USD) depending on the role. Actors auditioning must have a Paypal account.
Note: The project contains mature content and certain characters will be for 18+ only. The humor in this show can be goofy, sexual and dark at times. So for those auditioning please keep in mind that the use of profanity and references to the divine gift to humanity, "Bukkake", will be used heavily in the script.
Commissioner FRED is a member of the criminal organization named the “Scrub-vengers”. He is the the leader’s right hand man and a very frightening looking individual. However, his voice is the total opposite. Fred has a high pitch voice and speaks with a lisp. So this makes it difficult at times when negotiating deals or having the “tough talk” with a crew member who has stepped out of line. Some don’t take him seriously. Those that refuse to take him seriously after a few warnings, usually end up dead and chopped to pieces In a garbage bag.
Note: The character only appears once in the upcoming episode of this show. In future episodes he will be present more often and the pay for the role will also increase.
*clears throat* - So to answer your question, yes. We are going to kill every single person in that facility and make as much unnecessary noise as possible. We should also make it our objective to steal two large military storage trucks they have at the facility. According to the FIB notes, those trucks are carrying a prototype weapon designed to kill women with the infinity blood type.
The Filthy Laborer is a former Merry-weather Mercenary and was known as the “HUMAN ANTI-AIRCRAFT WEAPON”. He is an enemy of the Scrubs and hates the beautiful art of Bukkake. Filthy is rude, loud and cocky. When he’s not hunting down Scrubs, he spends his time chain smoking Redwood Cigarettes, fucking hookers and volunteering as a Youth Pastor at his mother’s church every Sunday.
For this character I’m seeking someone who can perform the lines with a Boston accent. If you know Boston slang, even better. Im fine with replacing words in the script if the slang can fit in.
Those piece of shit Scrubs killed my Merry-weather brothers. They’ll have no sympathy from me or my sawed off shotgun. So I am more than happy to accept your contract, Donny.
Hello fellas.
Heh heh...sounds like Reaper’s mama is a fucking whore.
Spider is a Sergeant At Arms in the Scrubs Biker Club. He was born and raised in South Eastern Lost Santos surrounded by gang violence and drug abuse.
For this character I’m seeking someone who can perform the lines with an LA Mexican-Chicano accent. Some lines require a bit of Spanish, since the character can sometimes speak in “Spanglish”. I imagine this character’s vocal range/pitch as mid-range, laid back, always stoned.
Sup homie?
Yo! The door is open. Smells like fucking baby oil and unwashed huevos in there.
Yeah. He’s cool bro. ¿Tienes miedo que el te agarre la verga?
Santana is a former member of the African-American street gang The Ballas (a gang in the Grand Theft Auto videos games). He is usually the no-sense type and can be humor-less at times. Santana is Only Interested in getting the job done and reaping the rewards. He works for the Scrubs as an Enforcer. Shattering the jaws of anyone who dares to stand against the Scrubs. But Santana’s biggest weakness is CFS (Chronic Fatigue Syndrome). He once fell asleep in the middle of a gun fight.
The Ballas are from South Los Santos (South Los Angeles in real life). So I’m looking for a South LA accent. It would be ideal. But feel free to experiment and squeeze in some things you think might better suit the character.
How the Ballas are voiced in GTA V:
Da fuck? Look bro....I heard bout’ cho ass. I ain’t wit all that fruity ass shit aight? Let’s just do the shit we came to do.
Ya’ll outta pocket with that Bukkake shit.
Fuck you Weekenzee!
Angel de Leon Garcia Santos (a.k.a The Dark Pigeon) is the leader of the “Los Palomos” Drug Cartel. They operate in all of Central America, the Spanish Caribbean, San Andreas (US) and some of parts of South America. Angel is half Puerto Rican and Cuban. He speaks English and Spanish, but speaks English with a slight Hispanic accent.
Someone who is familiar with Puerto Rican or Cuban Spanish is ideal. But even if you’re not familiar and can speak Spanish, give it a shot! Feel free to ask questions.
I think it's time to cut our business ties with the Scrubs. They can no longer be trusted.
I can have a private jet take you there, mi amor.
Eso maldito hijo de puta! Voy acabar con ello. Vamo a cubrir la ciudad de Los Santo con la sangre de eso payasos.
Michael Patterson is the Governor of the state of San Andreas. Michael is a corrupt politician who for years has turned a blind eye to the criminal activities carried out by The Scrubs.
(spoken calmly) - It's been a while gentlemen. Please have a seat. I called you two in today because..........sigh.....
(shouts angrily) - What the fuck is going on out there?!?!?!? Killing military personnel? FIB agents? The LSPD????
Where is your leader? I used to meet with Gustavo directly. Is the Governor of San Andreas beneath him now?
Looking for a male or female to narrate an episode of the Scrub Diaries. The lines are of-course very silly, but I need the narrator to read them with a very "serious" tone.
Gustavo spent the next three years of his life in prison. Trapped in a cell every night, tortured by his own thoughts, his mental health started to degrade. Even his voice changed. Almost every night he had nightmares of clowns covering him in sperm. Eight months into his sentence, he killed two prisoners in the laundry room with a shank, crafted by his cellmate named Spider. Spider would later escape prison with Gustavo and become a Scrub-venger.
Spider was in prison due to grand theft auto, drug trafficking and murder . He started a life of crime at the age of 3. His first crime? Stealing a baby stroller and dismantling it for parts that were later sold on the Toddler Black Market. Among baby stroller parts he also sold breast milk from the best mom floppers in Vine-wood. He was on his way to become the Pablo Escobar of teta (teh-tah) milk until the DEA busted him and his crew. Tons of containers filled with boobie milk were found in a freezer warehouse in El Burro Heights, LS. The biggest bust in DEA history. Who knew the biggest bust for the DEA, would be seizing loads of titty milk from the biggest BUSTS in Los Santos.
Gustavo is an Argentinian Biomedical Engineer. He managed a team of scientists at the Humane Labs (later became Exo-Corp) and is responsible for creating several medical devices that have greatly improved the technology used in the medical field. After a day of work in the lab he came home and found his wife cheating on him with several men dressed as clowns. Heart broken and furious he killed them all with a Pistol. He was sent to prison for life. While in prison he slowly became insane. He managed to escape prison after a few years and formed the criminal organization called the "Scrubvengers".
A Latin American accent is not required for this role. But if you want to audition with a Latin accent It's fine. I have no specific voice in my head for this character. Have fun with this one.
*Responding to a colleague after they suggested to Gustavo that he should take a break from the lab and go see his wife*
Sigh. I just can’t.....I can’t seem to tear myself away from this project. There is so much more to learn about this Infinity Blood. But I guess you’re right. I can use some rest. I haven’t seen my wife in months.
*Arriving at his home after several months of not being there*
"Honey?! Your Argentinian Prince is home! Hmmm......she’s probably doing her hair or something. I’ll go sneak up on her. Hee hee."
*Gustavo makes his way to the master bedroom, only to find his wife in the middle of a bunch of clowns with their wang wangs out. The clowns are busting sticky drippy hot loads of spunk on her face. Gustavo is unable to speak......He rushes down the stairs to grab a pistol locked away in a safe. He is shaking and stuttering.*
"H-h-h—how c-c-c-can she......"
*Gustavo heads up the stairs again and opens fire into the room. His vision is blurred. Gustavo starts screaming*
"HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!?! YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!! UGRGHHHHHHHHHH!"
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