Fire Emblem 3 Houses Parody Animation
A clip show comprised of jokes on various fire emblem characters.
I am looking for several bit roles, all of which are paid. I'm not looking for exact voice matches to the character, as long as the tone and quality are there. I am most picky about inflection, comedic timing and mic quality.
I would prefer someone familiar with Fire Emblem 3 Houses and the characters I am casting for. Knowledge of Toxicure videos also may help with pacing and tone of the videos but will not influence whom I hire.
AUDITIONS CLOSE MARCH 6th, CASTED BY MARCH 7TH
Final lines required by March 16th
(Please do not audition is you cannot meet the march 16th deadline)
I prefer MP3 with minimum of 3 takes per line. You can place them all in one long voice file but this is all 100% negotiable and I can bend to your preferences.
The Pay:
Payments will be made in USD, preferably by Paypal. other payment options can be negotiated.
I can negotiate on half payment up front and half completed or full payment on completion - I apologize but I cannot pay up front the full amount.
Final animation will be posted on youtube at toxicure.com some time in April.
Future Empress. Always has something going on under the surface. This one requires the knowledge of the Parks and Rec's song "Don't be suspicious" I'm looking for someone who can have a cool exterior but is a fangirl on the inside....
(Singing) Don’t Be suspicious, don’t be suspicious – ooo - don’t be suspicious
(Joyous, bragging, trying to NOT be suspicious but like… it’s obvious) That flame emperor is kinda cool, don’t you think so professor?
(uncertain, hesitant) I just sorta .. touched up your painting of the professor…
This future king seems laid back and noble but hides a really brutal side! There is a bit of yelling in lines as well as some fighting noises.
(Dismissive, as if it’s nothing) I tore it out and shoved it down a fleeing bandit’s throat
(Reflecting, considering) I will take Ashe as he always tries his hardest
(Yelling, Intense) I WANT HER HEAD ON A SPIKE WHILE HER BODY CONVULSES UNDER MY BOOT!
Scheming, beautiful, what's not to love about fan favorite Claude? Listen I've written a bunch of descriptions now and I am phoning it in. He's teasing 80% of this script. Gimmie you best cheeky little asshole. Memes involved.
(swave and smirking the whole time) What are you going to do now Teach?
(Smiling, joking) I’ll take Hilda because this is a punishment for her.
( BIG CONCERN) Um, gross, but (approval) also kinda cool
The most lines in this video, all of which are a joke on his name. I need someone who can deliver jokes like no one else but still have a more elegant and royal flair about them. All jokes are rhymes on his name so please have proper inflection.
(Tired, yawning, yet somehow chipper?) I sure am Ferdinand Von tired!
(Desperately, slight panic) We thought you were dead! (Fighting tears) I was a Ferdinand Von crier!
(Upset, probably crying, Yells at LIAR) you are a Ferdinand Von LIAR!
Immortal Hot Pope. You're going to have to do a couple of heavily implied naughty lines : ie: "Harder Mommy" and creepy "I love you" whisper. I'm looking for a temptress thinly veiled by a dignified grace. She is in charge and she knows it.
(upset and annoyed, almost accusing) What, do you want me to pull a house out of the sewers or something?
(Porn hub mode activate, sudden, sexy whisper) Harder mommy
(Happily giving options, a bit of flourish in her voice) So which house will you choose?
Petra is very smart but is kinda a fish outside of water. She is unfamiliar with the language but damn if she doesn't give her all! she does have to say "Bitch"
(Proud and welcoming) Welcome to the Bad at the Bitches club
(Confused) Is that not what I am saying?
He's appropriating Himbo culture and no one can stop him! He's swave and a hit with the ladies.
(Cocky, winky face, while in roll call) Here and handsome
(swave and cool) Come on big guy, lets go into town, get some drinks, find a few ladies...
(exasperated) Godess Damnit, Dimitri
He seems distant and harsh but is soft on the inside. I am looking for a bite of harshness in lines
(Annoyed, a bit of a sneer) What, are you president of the boar’s fan club or something?
(explain but slightly annoyed about it ) Alright here’s the IVII (Eye Vee – Eye – Eye)
(more disdain at ‘fly girl’) Say Sylvain is hitting on some fly girl –
she flops between Proud and noble to self deprecating and depressed based on whether or not she's in sunlight so I need someone who can swap between emotions very well
(Proclaiming proudly, upbeat) I Constance Von Nuvelle will ...
(Change to sullen and sad)... be lower than the dirt ...
(change to Proclaiming proudly, upbeat) Unlike House Nuvelle which I will restore...
He has a solid strong voice, he doesn't talk much but is very to the point. I want a strong smooth voice!
(Spoken sternly and plainly) No. I am simply a member of it.
(Slight bit of humor to voice) However, I am president of the Ashe fanclub
She is a strong independant woman who is not putting up with anything. My vodka aunt who is just tied of upity students
(stern and holier than thou sort of. Thems the facts kiddo) Sorry Hilda, you failed your test
(slight disdain, disgust) I don't know what kind of sick operation byleth is operating
(Preaching, scolding) but here young lady, we do detention.
Never wears a shirt. He's proud of his body and is a little cocky. A strong voice.
(Softly, slyly) hey, Wanna see something cool?
(swave and flirty) Give me 5 gold to keep my shirt off
