Final Fantasy Tactics In a Nutshell Part 1
Project Overview
I am an animator on youtube and as a celebration of Final Fantasy's 30th anniversary I have animated series of 10-20 minute animated sketches that parody the games from I-XV. I received an overwhelming outpouring of support for this series and have been so grateful for every bit of help as I've made some amazing friends!
A playlist of our series:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUeVYpO_OsOe5KaizasJ-TPVPvoT8GbfO
Our upcoming Final Fantasy Tactics a Nutshell! We will be spoofing the political and war-trorn world of Ivalice!
I will be issuing scripts as soon as the audition deadline has been reached (after casting of course). I will be looking to get lines back 2-3 weeks after that!
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A peppy and aspiring young lad with a goofy sense of humour, I don't mind either a British or American accent for this role.
Allright, time for some Tactical Isometric Turn Based Strategy combat!
*bursts out laughing, laughter flows into next line* Oh man… hardware limitations.
Aw man I was gonna let you off with a slap on the wrist for the thieving, but you had to telegraph child murder! Move out men!
A sneaky and devious man, a slightly gruff voice desired.
Haha! I kidnap your princess! Blame yourself or blame god!
Toto, good to see you! how’s it going at the Royal Institute of Bright Futures?
A’aight this little bitch needs to die… and after him, you’re next Ramza!
A whiny and spoilt brat, I envisioned a nasally high pitched whiny voice for this role but am open to creativity.
Thank you for saving me! I’m Algus by the way.
GIVE ME 100 SOLDIERS!
Ow, my beautiful face… Ramza are you going to just let this tramp walk all over me?
A foul mouthed and cocky woman, a cockney accent is what I had in mind but i'm open to some creativity.
*looking around* I’m sorry, I was just looking for WHO THE FUCK ASKED.
We shall go seek help from Cardinal Draclau, Glabados church has jurisdiction over Lionel and might be able to help!
Well, the Cardinal was a bad dude… shocker I know, and they kidnapped the Princess to be executed.
A veteran old timer with a sneaky two-faced attitude, an older gruff voice is desired.
I asked who the kidnapper was… not for your whole life story geez… and do you seriously not remember Delita’s sister’s name?
Why, worried I’m going to betray you?
Fight me Ramza, one v one! All or nothing, loser dies for realsies!
A gentle and kind soul with a bitter undertone, her part in this one is small but will continue into Part 2 of this nutshell.
He can come with us.
Poppycock! My ancestors were Atkaschas!
ok that “joke” is getting old, you’re picking on a 24 year old translation. Knock it off.
An older and wise narrator type role, ideally a british or upper class accent is desired.
This is a story about War, politics, love and revelation, a story that spans- wait did you hand me the Final Fantasy XII Script?
We’re also using the original PS1 Translation, deal with it.
Delita’s name first appears a year BEFORE the war, Many soldiers who returned from the war, had no jobs, L-I-T-T-L-E-M-O-N-E-Y (Sound out each letter slowly)
A skevy and sloppy sounding voice, almost like a stoner style voice with evil undertones, any accent is acceptable.
Ok nutsacks, now that dad’s dead under TOTALLY natural circumstances, I’m in charge. Got it?
The Marquis- er… Mark-keese? Mar-Kwiss? Mar-kee?... The important noble leader guy has been kidnapped! We’ve already sent a search party and that’s about all the effort I care to expend-
How dare you defy direct orders! You disgrace the “however-the-hell-you-pronounce-our-family-name”!
A bubbly and endearing young man with a happy trigger finger, an energetic and charismatic voice is desired.
Something something human robots… mechanics… goug… gongaga… uhhhhh Hey check this out!
And I shall die immediately!
I shall join your party! Oh, uhhh… your party is full.
An older gruff gentleman, a snarky tone is desired.
You can have the Marq-er Important Noble Leader guy, if you let me go… (You were trying to say the word "Marquis")
Ok so they kinda have us bent over a barrel here… soooooo… I need you to die for me.
Bummer, a’ight well some Nobles ‘bout to get shanked… Golagros *checks script* Golagros? Really? Anywho… take the girl to fort Zeakden (Zeek-den).
A cranky old man, a crotchety and gruff sounding older man stereotype voice is desired. The role in this one is small but continues into part 2.
Welcome Delita, ready for an exposition dump?
Ok he’s kinda all over the place, can we throw up a bunch of expositional text to let the player know what’s going on?
Y’know what? I declare EXTRA war and more tax! And if anyone else objects, YOU ARE A STINKY POO POO HEAD!
An emperor palpatine style voice is desired as he is a cold and calculating old man.
Have you ever heard of the tale of the “Zodiac Brave story”?
It’s not a story the Final Fantasy VII Fans would tell you.
Basically this stone *points and makes a pop sound with mouth* Super powerful, you should make sure the other ones don’t get found by the bad guys. The church has your back my dudes… y’know, as long as your actions align with my motives.
An old and wise warrior, a more mature and deep sounding voice is desired. These 3 audition lines are his only lines in this script but he will have an expanded role in Part 2.
So… this war is kinda bankrupting and starving the enemy.
Yeah well, it’s also bankrupting and starving us. Have you maybe considered a peace treaty?
*sigh* I seriously question if the employee discount is worth it here.