Cog Ghost shorts (Cogverse)

I'm the Green Lantern the Guardians put in charge! Not you Rayner

So why did you come here?

Didn't you hear? Earth's off limits to any punks wanting to take over

Just like old times Batman

Don't act like you own the place Jason!

Look at me, we're brothers, we'll take her down together

Don't give me that pitiful look, you ruined my life!

The original Arkham Knight trying to talk me down, you've gone soft

What did you just call me?

Next time you won't be so lucky Batman

Don't tell me anything if you didn't catch Batman

I don't owe you anything Hood

Solve my riddles Batman or I kill Catwoman

No no no! You're cheating! You were supposed to solve my riddles!

How dare you insult me! I am the Riddler! Your intellectual superior! You are nothing!

I want Superman in a bodybag by sunrise

Impossible! You should be dead

You cannot hope to defeat me Superman

Well well Batman, looks like you need some help

I think I chipped a nail

Aw that's sweet and all but just help me up will you?

It was me Barry, I unspoiled your milk to make you throw out perfectly good milk

It was me Barry, I flooded the bathroom wearing your costume making think it was you

It was me Barry, I forced the writers to change the script last second and make you look an idiot

I am Hawkman

We are the Justice League and we're here to help

Stop staring at my wings

So how did I do?

Oh come on, I don't need that much more training, I wanna join the rest of you on the Justice League

I think we just hit the jackpot

Get out of my way now!

Don't talk down to me Grayson!

What hurts more Bruce? That I'm your greatest failure or that I didn't stay dead

I am an instrument of the Court

The Court of Owls will end you Batman

You'll never stop every Talon hidden in Gotham, you will be worn down

GET AWAY BATMAN! I can't risk losing my precious Nora

What have they done to her

I will make them feel death's cold embrace, Batman

I am the Hobgoblin, fear me Spider-Man

I have calculated your every move, you are trapped itsy bitsy Spider

You dare bring Punisher and Daredevil to our fight! Not fair

I'd rather end your pathetic lives than compliment you Autobots

I don't

I'm not afraid anymore

The ocean belongs to my king, leave now!

They are your friends Arthur? Fine, I will cease all hostility immediately

So this is the one you call Batman? He doesn't look like a hybrid of a bat and a man

The name's Blitzwing!

Ooh! I have an idea! Hahaha!

You cannot survive little Autobot

Roger roger

Oh no!

Stupid meatbag

Roger roger

Target sighted

Primary objective; destroy meatbags

Ooh do they have chimichangas?

I loooooove violence!

Womp womp, too bad, too sad, go cry about it, make me a river with your tears

We will kill Captain America

Red Skull, it appears Hydra has failed once more

You suggest sending Crossbones? But he's just a brute from what I have seen

I need a better gun, something is wrong with this one

You're officially on my kick in the aft first thing tomorrow list

Oh stop whining

I am Magneto, master of magnetism

Mutant kinda must survive even if it means humanity goes extinct

I could crush you in an instant

Oh wow, thank you sir, I never expected to be told I'm doing well by a commander

Artfire, why are you looking at me like you want to murder me?

I can overcome my fear I can overcome my fear

Mera, do not harass my friends, they mean us no harm

I am sorry about things being tense with Mera, we don't get many visitors

He's not a half bat half man hybrid, he's a guy who dresses like a bat

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It's clobbering time!

Drop the hammer!

Flame on!

Flame off!

See anyone new lately Spidey

Get the rest of your squad out

Optimus, stop trying to fight them alone

It's ok, just let go

Meh

I don't want to go out there today

It's too much noise

I could run him over

Whatever, Lord Megatron

Lord Megatron, please, I'm sorry

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He should not live comrade

I really need a better suit

This suit is really looking worse everyday

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