January Episode - Interrogation Skit and Recipe Hotline Skit
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The new segment to the podcast that is replacing "Noodle's Nonsense" is called VO Nonsense! It is open for anybody that want to show off their skills. You got free range to do whatever you want for 5 to 10 minutes. Anything. Want to sing? Want act out a scene from your favorite movie? Want to do a skit? Want to do an impression? Do it alone or do it with friends and colleagues. I will add SFX and edit however I see fit. It is a first come first serve. If you wanted to turn something in but I closed it too soon, don't worry! Every month I will be doing this. Why am I doing this? So many of our listeners love our skits and I want to help the VO community a platform to practice on.
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This detective is the good cop, but doesn't mind crossing the line every now and then.
Can you tell us what this is?
Let's look shall we...
Look at this...sharing private messages...
Nancy is a social media addict who only follows the trends on Instagram, Facebook, and Tik Tok. The detective are going through every account and she can't do nothing about it.
(defensive) I though it was cute!
(upset) Are you just going to go through my account and make fun of me?
SO WHAT?!
This character runs the recipe hotline and has to answer silly questions.
Oh, I love my job! I have had the greatest training any chef would dream of, i own two successful. restaurants and a bakery.
Thank you for calling Jamie's recipe hotline, how can I help you?
The only caller with a ligit question. This character has only these lines so do your best and I will use the audition take.
Hi, I want to know how can I tell if my eggs are fresh?
Float test?
Thank you so much.
Jokester who laughs at his own jokes. This character has only these lines so do your best and I will use the audition take.
What is the turkey's favorite black-tie event?
The Butter Ball!...(laugh)
This character has only these lines so do your best and I will use the audition take.
Is triple cheese pizza vegan?
Wait...Cheese is not vegan?
(so someone behind you) Hey Nat, this lady says cheese is not vegan!
Caller 3's girlfriend. This character has only one line so do your best and I will use the audition take.
Because she is stupid!
This character has only these lines so do your best and I will use the audition take.
What is the difference between lemon, lime, and oranges?
Since when lime is green?
This character has only these lines so do your best and I will use the audition take.
Is drinking wine once in a while considered drinking?
Wow!
This character has only these lines so do your best and I will use the audition take.
Could you fry and cook a jelly fish to eat or is it bad for you?
Can't I just squirt the jelly out of the fish?
(confused) Hello?
This character has only these lines so do your best and I will use the audition take.
The correct way to say it is, "how may I help you?"...You don't have to be so rude...anyways, I took Demerol an hour ago. Can I still have some champagne?
Why not?....What are the side effects? What of I already did?
(confused and scared) What? ...Who is this?... What do you want?...Why are you calling me?
This character has only these lines so do your best and I will use the audition take.
Are goldfish crackers fish food? I ate one and it tasted like fish food. Are they for fish or humans? And why are they next to the Ritz crackers?
Don't hang-
This character has only these lines so do your best and I will use the audition take.
Yeah, can I get an order of the Las Vegas rolls and-
This is not Benihanas?
What else can I get then?
This character has only these lines so do your best and I will use the audition take.
Can watermelon help me last longer during sex?
Wait! Wait! Don't hang up! I have another question!
What happens if I stick a fork in a toaster while it's toasting?....(to background) MOM! I'M GOING TOB E THE NEXT HARRY POTTER! BUY ME A FUCKIN OWL!
This caller has more than a few lines so just do the best you can and I will pick the best.
(scared) I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED! MY CHICKEN CAUGHT FIRE!
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