Bombardment of Wind & Fire: Episode 1 & 2!!
Project Overview
Well, this is indeed another radio drama but rather then it being a video game tie-in, a horror story or even a medieval romantic fantasy, it's an Action/Adventure Story centred on Political Satire & has a High School sit-com shoehorned in. It's about a group of cyber activists who are sick & tired of the same stupid game of political chess that's always in a constant stalemate & they're organisation continues to just stand back & watch, so they decide to form their own splinter cell & actually invade the enemy country in question in order to topple the government & save the people within. While that's going on, there's this high school sit-com taking up some runtime that covers the lives of some foreign students in an international school. Any questions, just feel free to ask! Please make sure that you record your auditions at a decent enough volume for I hate to reject anyone just because they either spoke too loud or too soft.
October 30th, 2267 Update: If you've been cast in a role then you need to follow BTVA's instructions once you get a confirmation email from them regarding the casting. If you fail to respond within 5 days then you will be fired right on the spot & your role will be recast & yes, the firing will go on your casting resume & project managers have the right to blacklist a No-Show if they wish. I personally don't like to blacklist people however I have done so to at least 4 in the past & Jarod himself could've been No.5 on the list. 17 days is long enough time to make or break a role.
November 21st, 2267 Update: I'm currently looking for a new Ozzy & Chef & that's it for now really. Once I cast you, you really need to send me an email within 5 days other wise you are fired! The cast & audience is sick of waiting & I plan to work on this show asap let alone release it soon.
October 21st, 2268 Update: Due to Halloween being around the corner, I will cast 1 person in a role early every 24 hours!
October 2nd, 2276 Update: Yes, I know this casting call is around a decade old. So some information might be incorrect, or outdated. When it comes to the casting, I will only cast a role when a deadline is reached. Due to complaints on previous projects, saying the casting was going too quickly. General Concensus states that both performers & viewers, don't care about launch deadlines. This is a bitter pill 💊 for me, As I somewhat do care about launch windows. Why? To capture the atmospheric mood for the audience.
As for when it comes to full script access, or character bios. I tend to obscure things deliberately, to prevent leaks. Also, this is an unpaid project as stated before, in the compensation tab. Insisting on financial compensation anyway, just because you say so or belief-based reasons will result in an automatic termination & blacklisting. Same goes for anyone demanding voice removals, just because the content wasn't released on your preferred designated channel or platform. Especially if you threaten various actions. Same goes for anyone leaking information to outside sources, either outta spite, compensation, or laughs. Though you will also be reported to CCC Moderation Command Center, for a Secrecy Breach. You could risk action against your account for this. So I strongly advise your professional cooperation, do feel free to ask if you have any appropriate questions.
I look forward to hearing your auditions, & working with you here or on other projects. 😊
Voice Actor
Our story begins on July 4th, 2017 in a random diner with nothing out of the ordinary with the chef channel surfing on the overhead television until he reaches the local news.
Then suddenly a large, hefty man stuck his head out thru the kitchen window & shouted.The Bell Rings in response to the front door opening up & another pair of customers walks into the diner.
Ozzy then pulls Ian down under the table to avoid being seen by the other customers let alone the Chef himself. Ozzy then scolds Ian for his blunt action just seconds ago.We then jump cut to the “bro club” getting tossed right out the door & I mean that quite literally!
Then out of nowhere, a rolling pin soars thru the air & smacks Ian right in the face, causing him to fall back into a pile of garbage!
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Looks like the demands of the UN have fallen upon deaf ears for North Korea once again has fired yet another ballistic missile test yesterday but surprisingly enough, this 1 is an apparent success by being launched into the upper atmosphere & landing into the Eastern Sea at sunset in a particular angle that could reach North America. Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, President Hwang Kyo-ahn, President Donald Trump & Prime Minister Theresa May continue to warn Dictator Kim Jong-Un that his sheer defiance will only be met with militaristic intervention with Trump in particular mentioning “If you dare attack America or it's allies, you will be met with fire & fury of which the world has never seen before!” now that sounds just like something out of war-fiction or plain old Fantasy novel but the shocker this time is that Party General Xi Jinping has just stated that North Korea’s most recent test has disgraced the values that China upholds (Whatever they may be) & if North Korea continues this path of aggression then they will be picking a fight with the Red Dragon itself! Russia on the other hand continues to ignore the situation. This is just months after the ordered assassination of dictator’s late half brother, “Kim Jong-Nam”. The fatal hour seems to be drawing ever closer, will Kim Jong-Un ever be stopped? Can The World Ever Breathe a Sigh of Relief? Will My Boss Ever Stop Hogging All The Damn 🍩!!?? Only Time Will Tell…. I am (insert real/stage name here) & this has been your Unholy Update for July 4th, 2267. We hope to see you all back here tomorrow from all of us at the Unholy Update Network right here on channel WTFU.
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He's 1 of the main characters in the story & he's accent could be anything really but if you can pull off a Japanese 1 then that's great! He's the type of high schoolboy whose friends with another schoolboy & he's like the voice of reason in the duo. He's also supposed to be a foreign exchange student so that's why I allow any accent. He's a good soccer player so you could make him sound like a jock & he's also a great musician so you can make him sound like a singer (even if I don't write any songs, lol). He's also quite the comedian!
Heritage: His Mother was an Italian-Argentine, while his Father was a South-Irish Fredonian Man from Minnesota.
- male teen
& You're 1 to talk Mr. News ⚓! That fat bastard has been at it since he took charge in 2261! Seriously, What else is new, ファットマン (Fattoman)!!??Oh, I was talking about the World’s most notorious Fat Albert wannabe…
The 1 & Only whiny motherfucker out there! They should have them shit all over his “man cave” (if you can call it that).
Yo Man, What were you thinking!? You trying to get Chef over there to give us the boot!?Hey! Are You Even Listening??
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A chill white teenage boy, with an outgoing - happy go lucky kinda attitude. Can have serious tunnel vision.
Heritage: I apparently forgot to put the heritage details, last time I wrote this call. So anyway, Ian is a "Mestizo". His mother is of French & Mexican heritage, while his father is a North-Irish/Scottish Australian dude. They had Ian in Michigan.
- english
- all english accents
- jewish/yiddish
- chinese (mandarin)
- russian
- female teen
- american
I'm ready to hang ten, if you think you can surf?
Kiss my taillights, you sand rats!
Now what do I always say? You got a friend in me, & that's something I ain't willing to trade for anyone.
Voice Actor
- english
- female teen
- japanese
- russian
I think I left I'm gonna go out shopping today, whose with me girls?
Oh, how about this one? Doesn't it look great?!
Ummm..... I don't know who you're talking to. But I'll help you shut ya trap!
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A shy but compassionate teenage girl, who tries to play Switzerland 🇨🇭 on this.
- english
- female teen
- russian
- chinese (mandarin)
- jewish/yiddish
What's your favorite ice cream flavor? I can't decide mine!
Ummm.... last I checked, this is not what they teach you in Driver's Ed.
Ummm..... I'm not sure about that, let me think it over &..... bye!
Voice Actor
- english
- female young adult
Don't worry your poor little head, I'm sure they'll come around.
Want a piece of this cake, boys? Well, you got yourselves a nice hard serving of whoop axe 🪓!
So you're telling me that we spent the last half hour, chasing a wild goose 🪿 to find out the source was right underneath our noses?!
Voice Actor
- english
- brazilian
- male adult
Yo what did you just do to my car, man?!
What's your problem, you big jerk? You can read a stop sign?! Need glasses, huh buddy?
& I just paid off my car loan too!
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She is Ashley's best friend, & serves as a fixer for the other characters. She is 1 of the extras in these episodes, as we don't meet her officially -> until later in the series. She's only hinted at now, just to gauge performer interest. As nobody wants to audition for a role titled 'extras'.
- english
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She is another female extra in the 1st 2 episodes, as she is also introduced later on in the series. She's basically the covert brains of the team. I had to hint at her too, just to convince people to audition.
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