Narrator

 Our story begins on July 4th, 2017 in a random diner with nothing out of the ordinary with the chef channel surfing on the overhead television until he reaches the local news.
Then suddenly a large, hefty man stuck his head out thru the kitchen window & shouted.

The Bell Rings in response to the front door opening up & another pair of customers walks into the diner.
Ozzy then pulls Ian down under the table to avoid being seen by the other customers let alone the Chef himself. Ozzy then scolds Ian for his blunt action just seconds ago.

We then jump cut to the “bro club” getting tossed right out the door & I mean that quite literally!
Then out of nowhere, a rolling pin soars thru the air & smacks Ian right in the face, causing him to fall back into a pile of garbage!