Attack on titan Abridged is a fan based parody made by fans, for fans. We hope to create a hilarious, fun and somewhat serious at times abridged series to be true to the original series while also completely making fun of it! This is a somewhat amateur project, and we hope to create as many episodes as possible!
This project is possibly long-term and passion based so we ask to only audition if you are an attack on titan fan and are prepared for long-term! Voices are based off the dub loosely with some exceptions such as Armin, Keith and Connie being more cracky. And yes, this project includes a lot of cursing, crack humor and somewhat offensive humor. Try your best please!
P.S: Some roles are currently filled! So we will add roles as this project goes along! Casting is done in advance to ensure we have the cast we need! Please check in regularly to see if there is any roles added!
Casting will be done BEFORE THE DEADLINE! So please DO NOT wait out the deadline! Thank you!
Keith Shadis abridged the drug fueled maniac that everyone fears. Keith is a somewhat loveable character, when he isn't threatening physically harm or emotionally scarring people. Some would say, he has gone insane. P.S: We are looking for a voice a lot like Mr Torgue from Borderlands 2, so be sure to try that out, or just do what feels right!
[1] (ANGRY) "YOU COCK GUZZLING TWIDDLE DICKED CUCKLORDS ARE LUCKY IM HIGH AS A FUCKING KITE OR ID RIP YOUR GODDAMN THROATS OUT!"
[2] (ANGRY) "YOU WANNA GIVE UP CADET!? THEN MAYBE YOU WOULD BE MORE USEFUL WORKING THE GODDAMN CORNER SUCKING DICKS FOR MONEY!!"
[3] (CALM INTO ANGRY) "Well I know I certainly enjoy a break.. But you know what? Useless SACKS OF PISS LIKE YOU! DON'T GET TO HAVE BREAKS! TEN HUTT SOLDIER!!"
For this line, harness your inner macho man
[EXTRA LINE] (ANGRY) "IF THATS HOW YOUR GONNA BE, THEN WHY DON'T I GRAB SOME FIRE CRACKERS, SHOVE EM UP YOUR ASSHOLE, LIGHT IT UP AND WATCH YOU FLY TO FUCKING SPACE!?"
Armin Arlert abridged is the grandson of a notorious pimp and god of the femboys! yes you heard that right. Armin has never been taught anything other than how to run a pimp business, so he is a bit of a- Well he is a complete idiot, and oh so feminine but the one thing he does know, is the pimp trade. #PimpDaddyArmin
[1] (PROUD) "I'm Armin Arlert! Pimp Master and God of The Femboys!"
[2] (CALM) "I like books! And boobs! And... Uhm.. SHIT!"
[3] (TERRIFIED) "I KNEW TODAY WAS GOING TO BE A MESS! I KNEW WE WERE ALL GOING TO DIE! I JUST WISH I WAS WEARING SOMETHING NICE!!"
[EXTRA LINE] (ANGRY) "I WILL HARNESS MY ANCIENT EVIL FEMBOY POWERS AND SMITE YOU WHERE YOU STAND!"
Connie Springer abridged is timid and slightly shaky, think of him like a mix of Tweek from south park and your average Connie Springer. Except he is also super into girls and a complete coward in the face of any danger, some would say.. He is utterly useless in a fight.
[1] (CALM) "I think all the girls here are pretty hot! E-Except that Krista girl.. She scares me.."
[2] (EMBARASSED) "H-Hey! One inch isn't so bad.. Its how the shape moves.."
[3] (TERRIFIED) "Okay! So we may all die! But look on the bright side!... SHIT THERE IS NO BRIGHTSIDE!"
[EXTRA LINE] (WORRIED) "I think I'm going to be the first one to speak up and say, we are most definitely going to die today!"
Sasha Braus abridged is a very straight forward and weird individual who seems to get turned on by food. She is probably in crippling debt from all the money she spends on food. She thinks of nothing else, its a miracle she is even breathing.
[1] (WEIRDLY AROUSED) "MMmm.. I love potate! It makes momma happy~"
[2] (CALM) "Do I prefer breakfast, lunch or dinner?... Yes!"
[3] (CALM) "Well specifically I am about three thousand dollars in debt! What else can I say? I love food!"
[EXTRA LINE] (SCARED) "Oooh no.. That titans looking at me like I'm a juicy kebob! SOMEONE SAVE ME!"
Krista Lenz abridged is a bit of a egotistical psychopath.. She dedicates herself too satanism and Ymir, two things that put together, kind of leave a bad taste in the mouth.
[1] (PROUD) "Krista Lenz sir! Hail satan!"
[2] (CALM) "Satanism isn't a hobby! Its a lifestyle! You should try it too!"
[3] (HYPED) "YEAH! HELL YEAH! KILL EM ALL!"
For this next line, Harness the woodland critters energy! And if you understood that reference, you're awesome!
[EXTRA LINE] (CALM) "Yay! Now we can give birth to the antichrist! But before that, lets sacrifice a virgin to our lord and savior! Hail satan!"
Annie Leonhart abridged is alot alike her canon counterpart. Only she is way more direct and possibly sexist.. Against her own gender. Or maybe she just hates everyone?
[1] (CALM) "Keep talking like that and your getting a boot up the ass."
[2] (ANNOYED) "Welcome to my badside, population zero. No one survives here."
[3] (CALM) "You were saying something? Sorry I'm so unbelievably bored I stopped paying attention."
For this next line, try to read it in a German or French accent, why? Because I said so! ^-^. Only take a crack at it if you think you can handle it!
[EXTRA LINE] "That is not how this works! If you come at me bring everything you got! I'LL KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND!"
Ian Dietrich is probably the only serious person in the abridged, he has no time to play games.
(SERIOUS) "Don't know what he is either... but we have to give our lives for him.. With as much bravery as we can muster!"
(CALM) "I don't know what your attachment is with him, but I know you will protect him at all costs!"
(CALM) "Well, it seems I missed the part where that's my problem."
Erwin Smith abridged is a cup of tea, he is somewhat unstable and senile but also a blast. He often jokes around with Levi while seeming serious and calm to everyone else. He is in a lot of way like his canonical counterpart, only he is a bit more.. Weird.
(DETERMINED) "There are times to be soft, and times to be hard. And right now, we need to get hard!"
(CALM) "Yes it is I, Erwin Smith, Commander of the scout regiment and king of eyebrows!"
(CALM) "You may ask any questions you wish, so long as it isn't about my eyebrows!"
Abridged Nile Dok is overall a voice of reason, while sometimes being a bit weird himself. He takes everything seriously, and is kind of a buzzkill.
(CALM) "As Commander of the Military police, I have access to only the best food within the walls, I bet your real jealous right now. "
(ANNOYED) "With all due respect, could you kindly blow it out your ass?"
(SERIOUS) "I always pegged you for a nutcase, but I never thought of you as being treasonous!"
Oluo abridged is a bit of an old pervert even though he isn't that old. He is seen as the coward of the scouts and also the annoying pervert of the scouts.
(CALM) "Hey its not my fault I get horny on main! Blame the internet!"
(ANNOYED) "Kids these days don't know how good they got it, back in my day we used to have to use magazines to crank the ol meat snake."
(TERRIFIED) "I am trying to keep my cool! BUT I'M FUCKING TERRIFIED!"
Gunther Schultz abridged gets annoyed easily, and is somewhat.. Sexist.. But don't worry, Petra will be sure to keep this idiot in check.
(CALM) "I'm trying to think of reasons to care.. Still trying.. And now I'm not"
(ANNOYED) "You gonna sit there taking up my fresh air or are you gonna move?"
(ANNOYED) "I remember specifically telling you to shut up and sit down, so.. You know.. Shut up and sit down"
Eld Gin abridged is the spanish god, he is highly respected by all his comrades except for Levi, who kind of treats him like a dick. Eld can be the voice of reason, but also acts a bit nutty from time to time
(CALM) "I shall win this battle today, and make my padre proud!"
(ANNOYED) "When I joined the scouts, it wasn't so I could babysit a bratty kid.."
(CALM) "If you cannot respect Spanish people or their culture, then kindly fuck off puta!"
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