Attack On Titan Abridged
Tbasile for Keith Shadis
Keith Shadis abridged the drug fueled maniac that everyone fears. Keith is a somewhat loveable character, when he isn't threatening physically harm or emotionally scarring people. Some would say, he has gone insane. P.S: We are looking for a voice a lot like Mr Torgue from Borderlands 2, so be sure to try that out, or just do what feels right!
[1] (ANGRY) "YOU COCK GUZZLING TWIDDLE DICKED CUCKLORDS ARE LUCKY IM HIGH AS A FUCKING KITE OR ID RIP YOUR GODDAMN THROATS OUT!"
[2] (ANGRY) "YOU WANNA GIVE UP CADET!? THEN MAYBE YOU WOULD BE MORE USEFUL WORKING THE GODDAMN CORNER SUCKING DICKS FOR MONEY!!"
[3] (CALM INTO ANGRY) "Well I know I certainly enjoy a break.. But you know what? Useless SACKS OF PISS LIKE YOU! DON'T GET TO HAVE BREAKS! TEN HUTT SOLDIER!!"
For this line, harness your inner macho man
[EXTRA LINE] (ANGRY) "IF THATS HOW YOUR GONNA BE, THEN WHY DON'T I GRAB SOME FIRE CRACKERS, SHOVE EM UP YOUR ASSHOLE, LIGHT IT UP AND WATCH YOU FLY TO FUCKING SPACE!?"