Apocryphal Mystery Tour
Project Overview
Ever wanted a chance to play God?
This is a promotional audio preview of a book containing both long theology debates and satirical, academically sophisticated Midrash / fanfic versions of the Abrahamic story. This first casting is for a dub of creation - Enoch, both the lessons and the comedy.
Voice Actor
Our host and hero, with an eye for every human ever born, and the archangel whose permanently bored. A major role, being the narrator of the Midrash, and appearing in the narrative as both the human Enoch and the keeper of the Book Of Life. Needs to sound very dry and uninterested, or obviously fake cheer and happiness.
- english
- male young adult
- sarcastic
Welcome to reality, the universe, and a lifespan of 120 years, if you're lucky. You won't be.
At the end of the day, you're responsible for your own actions, so finding figures from the past to blame your crummy life on is a waste of time.
We are all Gods here, making us infallible and trustworthy, so you can listen to us.
Voice Actor
A certified genius who knows everything despite not being there for half of the New Testament, yet wrote most of it.
- english
- male young adult
- british (posh)
- serious
- voice acting
Oh, hello there, my name is Paul. Paul of Tarsus, certified genius.
What if I just kill you here and abandon the body on the road?
Enstasi! I already sent 500 letters to the Gentiles saying they could have their foreskin and eat pork too!
Voice Actor
A demon mother of many talents: An interior design Jinn by day, a rogue temptress and killer by night. Is the most unbothered and unimpressed women ever exist, although she kinda predates the first one.
- english
- male young adult
- confident
- american (valley girl)
Oh, look at that! How cute. My replacement is so ashamed of how small her assets are she's hiding them. Pathetic.
"What... did any of that mean?"
SHUT UP! DON’T YOU GET IT!? If God gets removed, then that Monad guy will remove free will as well. Then we both will be enslaved, or killed.
Voice Actor
A really fat guy who eats a lot of fruit and is hated by everyone.
- english
- scottish
- male young adult
- cold
Lilith is the only creeping thing. She refused to be submissive, and wanted to name all of the birds after herself, so I chased her out of the garden crying.
Shut up woman, and go get me a snack!
"The woman you put here, mind you your second one, killed it."
Voice Actor
Professional deforestation expert and won the best mother award several hundred years in a row.
- english
- energetic
- female young adult
- american (southeast)
"The sign says Jehovah will kill anyone who touches his botanical garden."
"Why are you... so big? You're like... giant. Enormous. Almost repulsive. Can you see the other end of heaven from up there?"
"Shut up, I only did it for food because you're too fat to move. Besides, the Serpent said it was Allright."
Voice Actor
The sun of the morning himself, king of hell ironically enough, broken AC units.
- english
- Sly
- dark
- high pitched
- evil
- male young adult
"Yahweh... how dare he undercut and embarrass me?"
"I'm... beautiful. Powerful. Why should I even have to be tested? Am I not a God now?"
"Baby girl, language doesn't exist yet. There's no way you're reading that. Besides, I ate one and he never noticed. Go on, try one."
Voice Actor
Just becuase he is an angel ain't mean he's not an underpaid idiot.
"My Lord, what if some among us make mistakes, or choose not to follow your instructions."
"Who among this crowd thinks they can pass this test?"
Voice Actor
Everyone knows who Jesus is.
- english
- male young adult
- calm
"Father. If you send me, I will take upon myself the sins of all who follow, and pay the price for them, no matter how great. But you will be done!"
Voice Actor
Early Islamic Scholar and Historian.
- english
- female teen
- arabic
- friendly
- sweet
- cheerful
Hello, my name is Aisha. I bet you're expecting Saint Paul to introduce this series. Well, he was too busy writing letters to show up, so I'm filling in for him.
Now, I only took this job because they promised there would be no wild animals on set to eat my script. I was lied to.
This right here is an Audio Drama that I am not responsible for the contents of, thank Allah for that.
Voice Actor
The bubbly, cheerful, obsessive mortal companion of Christ. Being possessed by 7 demons had ZERO lasting effects. Don't worry about it.
- english
- female adult
- warm
- jewish/yiddish
- funny
- charming
My name is Mary Magdalene, and the knowledge of the Lord is the key to enteral life! As long as sin still exists in the hearts of man, the church will be the outpost of the Lord!
Tonight is Eve and Lilith's cooking adventure, and the the Sons Of God find the daughters of man fair. I don't blame them, I am good looking!
Turn yourself towards Jerusalem!
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