Anime Audition

Rachel, I being straight for 5 days and since part 1 the dildo got released. Now listen, I can't sleep, I can't eat, I can't do anything because I want you to in sandals and why are you already possum? FUCCCCCCCCCCK! Gooooood! Part 3 there is no such thing Rachel, Never! Well that makes no fucking sense. Listen i spoke to him about it so that's all there will be no part 3 or part 2 you know why? I spoke with agent last week. Get a fucking wakka! 

I hate you, i hate anything about you, ya hear? Ya wait? Whop you're bitch. Anyway Rachel foil is my head i'ma find knock your teeth down your throat literally choking on for breakfast tomorrow. I was taking to the manager and they're gonna sort me out because his age range for people at watches videos it's 13 to 17. Dildo relted things at 18+. So they're saying that if he carries on, He could be banned. I'm treating them didn't do good enough, this is why i put this letter. I can't believe this, I can't fucking believe this. 

There's not a tutorial and they say something about the dislikes. I been eliminated! I get in stress Rachel, let me tell you I will beat the shit out of you if don't carry on.  THERE'S SUCH NO SUCH THING IS FUCKING VALUE! Well guess what? go lick his asshole. I know but he says baby baby baby! well guess what? get a fucking life. Get used to it you bitch. Anyway moving off for you too because it's shit anyway they say They'll get rid of his videos if you guess it. So guys hit the dislike button. There's no part 2!These tickets are trash! I said yes in my life.... SHUT UP! Do you agree with it? You'd like to be in pain. I didn't do anything fucking wrong. I need you to right this in the minute. You wait! what? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I have a enough with this! 

I cannot spin straw into gold. Oh, whatever will I do? Whatever will I do? My, what a strange little man you are. Now, I must spin all of this straw into gold by morning. Or I'll be locked in the dungeon forever. Oh Tony, be careful. you're such a clod. 

Tony. Not so fast. HEY! Oh no. YOU RUINED MY MOTHER'S SPINNING WHEEL! What is she going to say?! This happens to be very important to me! I just feel bad about my mother's antique spinning wheel. I don't know. It's stuck or something. 

Oh Trinity, not only will this ruin this play but I'll never be able to face my mother again. It's always been very special to her.What am I going to do if it's really broken? You think you could? Oh thanks Christian.  Wow Christian. This is really great. I love it. This is better now the play will continues. Now there are three piles of straw to spin into gold. Oh woe is me. Where's my helper?Took you long enough. Yes of course. But first you have to spin all this straw into gold. The end.

 Curse?! what kind a curse?! he's a adult! he's anything about curse!

No! Nanana! Andy, hurry! don't let them get the jew! no guns!

You can't get me! woah! The crystal. Ahhhhhhhh!

*scream* Eh?! What the hell?! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Hey you! This is not sing a academy here! What the hell are you doing?! You....

Hey! Get back over here! come back here! come back here, right now!

Please come back to the office, I won't repeat myself! This is your last chance.

Goddamn! Oh my god! No! You know what, Liam? No sex for the freaking month! I swear to god! Let's see how you play that game after that! God! AHHHHHHH! No, you knifed me! Goddamn it! That's It, Liam! Fuck off! I seriously swear to god!

I hate you! you know what?! you're such a complete asshole! I hate you so much!
Learn to use the weapons on this game! Damn! You know what this is?! 

Fuck You! I swear to god! Fuck You! Fuck this!

You want a strawberry? You can't have it. You stupid little baby, ma'am

you're stupid. yes you are. Ha! yes, you are!

nananananana. oh my god.

 I want it. *cries* *cries* I want a strawberry! I'm not stupid!

No, i not! i am not stupid! *continuing crying*

 i don't want be stupid, i can't take this anymore. I'm not stupid! (2x) *screaming

Yes sir, i need an ambulance please. It's 357 south big mac street, Los Angeles, CA. Big mac Street Yes.

Yes. Sir, we have a clown here that needs help and he's not breathing,
but we're trying to pump him but he's not breathing. he's 45 years old sir.

He's unconscious. He's on the bed. Yes, we have a housekeeper here. Yes, she was doing CPR, or anything. Thank you sir. Okay sir, Bye. Yeah? what's the problem? ok, be right up. Uh-oh.

Marc! Marc! I call you for 10 mins, what are you doing? Xbox again? Hey, you burned up all the data on the phone. Yeah you did.  and you did. I notice about that, and that means you did it. yeah, 75% of all the data was just you, give me the phone. 

Yes, give me the phone! I told you that you burn it up again you burn it up last month. and we barely went over this time we're over we got 10 days left to go, give me the phone! Give me the phone! Yeah you did. Give me the phone. Yeah you did!

No, You're not getting it, I already told you, you burn it up you're done. Sit down! Here! This is gone, you're done! The Next time this is going through that, Did you understand? Do yea? 

I was just looking at it. Oh yes we will! When the school day is over we are going to beat you up.

There they are! Now we are going to beat the hell out of you! OW! Ouch! You will never defeat us!Prepare to die! Oh My God!

(*screaming* )

You Dumbass, why are you being like this to us?! Dont say that about him! or we will kick your ass!Why not just listen to my favourite song? Hahahahaha! I knew that would annoy you!

Any last words? Ow! No Way!

*screaming*

Randy?

Randyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Get out Randy!

I'll be back guys, that was awesome! Oh, gotta go! There it is! Ooo, my pants. Ha, ooo! Ahhh! Ehhhhh! God! Ooo!Ahhh! 

I'm in here! (2X) But.... busy right now. Oooo! 

Would just wait a minute.....Uh-oh. (*grunts*) That was stupid. clean up. coming, here i come guys!

Eh?! *screams* *one more screams* Get here now! What is this?! I'M BLUE! What is wrong with you?! 

Why are you recording me when I was in the shower?!  Is this for your porn channel or something?! 

Then what is wrong with you?! *throwing tantrum*

Do not tell me to calm down. I look awful... I fell awful. I have more chance of going to a gay bar and pulling and i won't turn up as me and turn up as Michael Buble!  

Just get hair removal, Mark my words, my life is a mess, and everyones watching it. 

It's gonna be a diy job! Do it yourself! No just do it! now turn it on and just do it! ITS DEAD!

Here we go. What's wrong? *laughing like an anime* Look at it *one more laughing* No it's not. Ted, calm down. All right please calm down. you look awful. *giggling* This is none in stock... then what are you gonna do? It's just.... 

What do you mean? 

Ted this is stupid.  Ok fine. What happened to it? 

What the Hell? Where's my bed, and my dressers and my furniture! God! Grrrrrrrrr. Mom! (*screaming like an anime*) I hate this! (*crying like an anime*) I don't believe it. (*continuing crying like an anime*)

 What now? You took my room? You have to leave. I'm not going to be happy for that! It will not work! Get out! Get out!

Your damn right. Ok, fine.

Whats up? Call of Duty. What? What is it? Playing this. Yeah. No, I didn't. I didn't burn it up. No I didn't. No! No! I did not burn it!No! I didn't.... 

but I didn't...... I didn't burn it up. No. Oh my god. 

Yes! I'm sorry!

Why are you being so loud? Wha...Why do you have the trains out I thought you sold those like 2 years ago. Where the hell.... let me guess mom took your room.

Why would I do it? No. You sleep on the floor. That's not my fault. You shouldn't made mom mad.

Mom said come downstairs right now. Yes she did. Go!

(*singing in the shower*) What? Dude! Dude! Why the shampoo blue for? Why there blue for?! What the hells wrong with you?

You bitch why did you do that? Oh my god. oh my god. Why did you do that for? This isn't funny! 

Get out right now! I hate you so much! Get out! Shut the hell up. Shut up please. That was bleached my hair blue and i have to go to the bloody hairdresser. 

Emily? Why is she doing here? Why am I handcuffed to a... let me off! What? Hey over here! Un-tie me! Hey get back here! I live here and whatever! Get out, you litte bitch get out! Eh? Museum?! This is not a museum!! Hey you, turn around and unbuckle me! and stop taking pictures of me! What are you doing?! 

Hey come here! Ok, what is this?! It's you guys! Let me out! Don't touch me! I'll beat you for that. 

You bitch. This is not working out.  We're gonna treat down your critical eye smart and ever save me. You guys are so dead! 

It's too dark! It's not a christian! Did you not ask if she believed in god? She's not a christian! It doesn't matter, She did the entire house is dorks added. This tainted, I don't know it whatever it is! I've had enough of this okay? Gorgyles! Slykicks! Everyday's ungodly darn savage, now get the hell out!

Well if this floor's very cleaned when I get back, You will be going til the dance. You! How could you be so clumsy? What's wrong? Of course you can darling. Ok, i have another sheet. Honey? Fix me a snack! Get the door right now! Did you finish already? You will be, now get back to work! 

Watch out, you can't go. Looking like that, and while we're gone clean to the windows at all. More jam, hurry up!It is fine and we finally show up. or else for that, forget it. *laughing* See ya my mans! 

Aw, come on what the jesus, who the hell draw that? Hey that's pretty neat. That's cool. Alright, good, good, that's enough.What? Oh you gotta be kidding. No, No! Enough is enough! All about you know they're parties at all but this is just too much I can't... I can't take it anymore! No, No, Stop it guys, I'm gonna take it anymore... AT ALL! None of this crap!

Hey so what do you think about this page editor thing? I can't wait to see what creative things people come up with. What the hell was that? What's wrong with this guy? All right All right see, we're cool. No need to make this violence. OH MY GOD!

What the hell where did you come from? This is so freaking disgusting. 

You don't have to move! Yeah that's right. Drop your books, do it! 

Yeah yeah that's right. Now then what's going to happen, I'm gonna go over there and take that water and you're all gonna stay right there. 

Shut the hell up before I'll punch you in the face. Hey! Ah! Oh right, that's right. I'ma bitch. and now I've got a taste for blood anyone else feel like being a hero. Fine, That's what I thought. All right Bitches, You didn't see anything. Bye-bye!

What? 

I should kick your ass right now. You sick bitch!

Oh my god, i have a headache. But I just did. Whatever. Ok,ok! Happy? Ok, There, it's all over! Head on, face on, nose on, eyes on!oh, That's great!

GIVE IT BACK MY LAPTOP!! *crying and whiney-sob*  

Oh David, i don't want to play with laptop. *continuing crying and sobby-whine* 

What does even mean? I just asked you. You're smarter then me. *laughing* You're funny looking like you.

Please hand me the remote. I want to watch the movie. How do you know if you never watch it? Well, you little brat. I'll tell you what, you may disrespect to our friends but you're not gonna get by with me.

Oh no she did not. She did not. Well then, why did she have me over here you little shit? Oh that's....Uh, now, you're lying. Do I have to get my paddle? I've had enough crap this time. I can do it. You bitch. I want a little respect! You wanna bet?

Well then stand up! I'll tell what, I'm leaving. I'll...I'll call my mother. No. I'm calling her as I leave out the door. You little bitch.Good. Where's my phone? Where's my phone? You got it up your ass too? 

Oh dear. The bread? The bread was sold out.

Now will you guys just cut it out? How? I couldn't make it so I guess, I'll just have to do this by myself.

*giggling* Jacob, you're so funny, with your fake mustache at all.

I don't know. Winning isn't gonna get anywhere. Yeah, I just notice about it.

Well, this supposed to be one of the only times when that annoying guy will stopped. 

Oh boy, It's man. What's that even mean?

When is our bread coming back? I'm Starving! Let me guess, You been watching all Nick Jr again will you?Well, while we're on the topic, and bread will be ready for sure.

Jacob, look there's the face over here! Got ya! hahahahahahahaha!

We finally getting the group together to help someone needs for my only statements! Loser man. 

Yeah, but come on it's scary. First of all, My head is hurt right now. You're don't have to make appointment, Like weren't thinking about food? Well, that's true.

Where? Oh you little bitch don't you ever scare to me like that! 

Sorry, No owen here. I'm just a guy with the moustache. What are you talking about? I'm not Jacob, I'm Edvard Grieg! I'm amazing composer see? I'ma good man! 

Whatever guys. Let's just read our fortunes. I really want to know what mine says. Damn it. The guy who made the cookie?Well I never knew that.... Well I'm reading mine next! I'm older than you and you are younger than me, So i get to read or at least I think I'm older than you. 

You will become a millionaire. Wait, Really? Yay! Money! I'm rich! Oh good news! I just bought a winning lottery ticket!Now I am richer! Yeah! Woo Hoo! So long bitches!

I'm back! What happened so fa.... What the?! What the hell happened? Damn it, I really wanted to pick up some guys...and maybe even... Fine! Kill joy!

I hate fortune cookies.... Damn it. That guy must be a pervert. Yes. Wait... fortune cookies are true? What?! Why do you get to read next? Whatever. Uh... She is not richer than me.... Uh.... She might be richer than me now. Now I get to read mine! Yay!

Wait, what?!  What? Oh no! What's up. Oh shit. Just be rich somewhere else. Don't ask.

Let's go home. No, home now!

Well I don't, I love what they say! They sound wise. Well since I payed for them, I will go first. You will be kidnapped by emos....with big breasts.... Wait, what? That's weird. 

Man! Those emos were perverts... Oh hey, what are you doing?

No. not you Ju....WHAT?! Uh......

Here I go.  

Just come outside. Ok. Don't worry. HAHAHAHAHAHA! No. Ha! I bought a broken one. Hahahaha. I bought a broken one. Hahahahaha. Oh God. Hahahahaha. I believe this is yours. hahahahahaha. 

Man, you have such strong feeling about you. It's very ashamed to be a success. That was absolutely not.

Oh my sweet jesus! 

(*long screaming*)

(*take a deep breath*) Uh....Did I lose?

Ow! (*and crying like an anime*)

Oh my lord! Wha? Okay, let's try it again, people.

I don't know. Bye for now. Me too, Eleanor. Yeah. Tony, that's your cue.

What now? and Places everyone.

That's okay. That's alright, come on guys, let's take a break before something else get's broken.

Just go now. Oh man I can't even focus on, Natalie. This is so stupid. 

Yes, why not? I'll have a go at it. Perhaps a quick stretch first. Ooh damn. Must have pulled something baseball last week. 

Ooh Simon, someone's wearing their under wears on the outside. Yes, yes he saw you. But easy now. 

Ahhhhh! Ow! Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to mess up your exams.  God, why does that turn me on?

What? I'm not coming down! I don't want to watch a movie! and screw off! I said I'm not coming down! No! No! 

No No Regan!  What are you doing?! Get the hell off! No No Stop! I want my game! No Regan, Stop! Get off! Get it back Regan! 

Give it back my xbox! Get back here! Get back here, stop! Stop right there! Get back here! What?! Are you kidding me?! No! No stop! What the hell?! *screaming* No Jordan, what are you doing?!! What are you doing?! What is your problem?! Why did you smash my xbox?! You're insane! Oh my god. 

Finally. 

I'm not giving back your xbox! No! We're tired of you and the xbox.

No! No! Stay back! You stay back! Stay back! No! No! Oh my god. Oh my lord. Oh my jesus. Finally. 

For christ sake. Finn, get down here now. Finn, come on! Yes! Regan, go up and get his xbox. 

Give me the xbox. Give it to me! 

You're done with it! So no more xbox for you!

You've done good for me so far, Now I need you to take out the sisters. The queer looking white girls, That are related, why is everything such a deal with you, the black warriors work with me.

Those two have been beating up my friends and now morale is pretty low. I can't Have that in my business, not in the street crime and theft require a lot of enthusiasm. 

All right, I'll counting check into it, now go to the thing will you annoy everybody and then kill them. Ok that actually wasn't bad. Uhhh... Interesting. Okay, let's do it. Hey you. How'd you doin'? That sounds great. How about your crap?

Ava, Ava, what is this? I know this, this is I am, this I am, what do you mean have I in the name of it, this is the name of the music. This is the name of the music where we just produced this... this is the light titular song, This is like that.

No, I like it, I love it, I love a song it's great, I'm just wondering what.... Why you play here right now. Fuck me? What the hell. I know but... I was just....I always do. You are my girlfriend. Well, nobody's doing anything do I like the song, please.

I know but this box, for cried out loud. You are talented and you can make your music career. I mean yeah. Come on hey. What the hell's that mean? What? You're going to break up with me? Please, please don't leave me! I don't understand! How can I do this to you?! I don't believe, it's not true. 

Man, that'd be super. Look Haylee if God had meant for virgins to lose it other virgins, she wouldn't have given us middle-aged hookers.

I've seen your sister. shes a virgin' and shes's gonna be...for a long time. Yeah, heard you the first time. Pamela, you've gotta figure out what you're doing wrong man, and fast. 

You know what women call guys who are lame in the sack? Just friends.

Why are you saying that? Why are you being so rude? How are you gonna name of it? This is a brand new song that I wrote. But you have to support right now, this is really a good song. 

Fuck you. I don't understand you didn't like the song? You know you have to support me. No you never do. You know what? I always gonna be just your girlfriend and to you. I think No, I have to go to Calgary, you're the only thing that's holding here I'm not gonna let you keep me here anymore. But because you're only thing keeping this box and I just want me to do this. 

Right I'm very talented! Don't snap your fingers at me! Your snap is broken. Yeah your snappers not working anymore. Felix, we've been broken up for 3 years. Goodbye.

Get a watch ugly woman, it's my time.

You guys are so dead!

*scream* I'm getting out of here!

Hahahahahaha!

Can I get the two of you guys closer together?

Broadcasting? *laughing*

All right, is everybody ready?! Look out hollywood, here we come!

Wow it's all ready! Enjoy the movie! That was fun, let's it again! 

Joying good show. Splendid. They loved it! 

What? What did you mean? I don't know. Did you put something in your shampoo? Payback some bitch motherfucker! 

Please chill out. *laughing* This is not really mess up. *laughing* Honestly it's not that blue. It's not that bad.

Well just scalps more bleu than, this is really crazy. and you're like washing your hair and you're saying that there's blue everywhere. What were you thinking? Wow, you're pretty nice. That is what blue is. 

This is taking so long. Finn. You need to get down here. Why? we want to see a movie! Julien, you need to do something.

Regan needs the xbox. your little sister needs the xbox. We've been waiting all these for you to come down for movie night.

That's enough for your xbox! Get inside its done! That's it! 

 Ooh, it must be the hottest day of the year girls. Hi Antonio. There's something different about Antonio, Savannah. Do you know what it is? I just kinda put my finger on it. Hey! I know what it is! Your ears are bigger!

What happened? That was quick. Oh there you are! No. Nah! *gasp* No. 

Thank goodness.  Huh? Come on girls. 

I said it would be a nice cold changes laid out. Hi Antonio. His shirt's the same. Antonio, there's something strange about you today. Maybe it's his nose. Let's go, girls! Hello. It's an emergency! Antonio's hair growing really long! Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm on hold. 

Yes? Good? See you soon! She's on her way. Oh, it's you, I'm so glad you're here. Well, it's very nice, but, maybe something different would be better. No. Nah! *gasp* No. No problem. Bye. 

Huh? Hello. Hey girls, I got a idea. 

Please, stand back, everybody. I've seen this, before. It's a very-rare condition called rapid hairiness. It made his hair grows really quickly when it gets really, really, really hot. Oh, you just provide him with care and support and late the rest of me.

 I recommend you look a why, this is not going to be pretty. Ta-da! What do you think? Ta-da! Ta-da! Ta-da! Ta-da! Ta-da! I think I'm a joining us.

Bye, girls. Sorry to lady with old be see me this. See ya. 

I hope it gets you, soon. Hi Antonio. This hair is too much. His shoes are the same. In a little while. Hey, girls! I know what it is! It's his hair! Well, I say it's time to get her on the telephone to arrange an emergency cot! 

And what is it? What could possibly make Antonio's hair grow that, quickly? No. Nah. *gasp* No. Well, you might have to worry about the hate anymore. That cold changes come through. 

Huh? Phone call again! 

Hi Girls.  What are you guys looking at?  My ears? Nope. Same size. Nose? No, not my nose.  My hair?! 

I need a hair kind of starling sell on for the on the man last week! 

I think you are too. Thank you so much for fixing my hair.

 Girls, I'll just woke her to a car, and it'll be nice to cool down that outside, too. Here's your bag.

After you. See you soon! Thanks for letting you haircut! Brr! It's cold! Brr! 

Well, I least my hair would grow long after because it's not hot anymore. Brr! It's cold! Brr! It's cold! Brr! It's cold! 

What is it? Don't tell me my hair growing long again! Oh, no, I'm bald! Ooh! Hot wind that makes my hair grow long! But cold weather must make it super short! Ooh! What are we gonna do?

Ok, we need to have a talk about your actions, it has been out of hand lately. You know I don't like when you talk to me like that, how dare you? You get your ass down here or I'll put lot of sugar on you! 

I saw you burning your Monopoly board, not only did you burn the board, but the neighbor next door saw you burn one last time. Oh yeah, she also told me that she told you to pick the rocks that you were throwing at cars on the road, you hit her in the stomach with the hockey stick, she told me you bully her brother and use party spray and you told him not to tell anyone. How could you do all this

Wow, you are disrespectful, because you did all those things, we're outta here. Do not texts me next time.

I think something is wrong with you, you need to see a therapist.

Please Get away from me. Shut up man, Can't you see I'm trying to watch?! Ok fine, what did you want for me?

That's because I lost 2 games to the same person. That woman is such an ignorant bitch, and that kid farted in my face. So I did it to get my revenge.

For now on, I don't give a crap, I just gonna get the hell outta here and see ya my man. And have fun with this candy!

What's the matter sweet cheeks? Why you crying?  Wow, bummer. She's making me mess up my lines.

Don't get so bent out of shape, Michelle.

Never fear, fair babe. I said i'd be here and here i am. Give us a smooch, fair babe?

Get ready to pucker up, fair dame.

Ok wait so what is this now? Are you video tapping my reaction? Ok here I go. Uhhh Ok. Wait. This can't be real.

What? What? No way! Woah!

No! Ahhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh, what the hells wrong with you?! Oh my god! Holy shit.

Oh man! Oh I never gonna eat like soup and oh my god! Ahhhhhhhhhh!

*covering her mouth* All right, Oh my god. Ahhhhhh! Kill my myself. 

(*normal*) Oh that was disgusting. Holy jesus. Did you imagine how these bitches can do that?

Man,  That was even worst. I mean how did you find that? I'll see what it comes out.