Ok, we need to have a talk about your actions, it has been out of hand lately. You know I don't like when you talk to me like that, how dare you? You get your ass down here or I'll put lot of sugar on you! 

I saw you burning your Monopoly board, not only did you burn the board, but the neighbor next door saw you burn one last time. Oh yeah, she also told me that she told you to pick the rocks that you were throwing at cars on the road, you hit her in the stomach with the hockey stick, she told me you bully her brother and use party spray and you told him not to tell anyone. How could you do all this

Wow, you are disrespectful, because you did all those things, we're outta here. Do not texts me next time.

I think something is wrong with you, you need to see a therapist.