I hate fortune cookies.... Damn it. That guy must be a pervert. Yes. Wait... fortune cookies are true? What?! Why do you get to read next? Whatever. Uh... She is not richer than me.... Uh.... She might be richer than me now. Now I get to read mine! Yay!

Wait, what?!  What? Oh no! What's up. Oh shit. Just be rich somewhere else. Don't ask.

Let's go home. No, home now!