Yes, why not? I'll have a go at it. Perhaps a quick stretch first. Ooh damn. Must have pulled something baseball last week. 

Ooh Simon, someone's wearing their under wears on the outside. Yes, yes he saw you. But easy now. 

Ahhhhh! Ow! Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to mess up your exams.  God, why does that turn me on?