AFAC: Season 2 ~ Be a voice of an asker!

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN IN THE HOUSE CHARA OMG GTFO YOU STALKER

*whistles for chiller*

Perfect. Now we have three emotionally unstable skeletons. PAPYRUS! BREAK OUT THE REGRETTI SPAGHETTI!

Can Chiller knock on the door?

BLAST THE DOOR CHILLER! GASTER MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE!

Frisk, go show the note to Sans and Papyrus. They might be able to read it for you.

Take a look at the giant hole in the wall, Frisk!

Herman how could you. . . ?

Herman, maybe bringing up his dead wife, (who recently just re-died) maaaaaay have been a bad idea? Perhaps you should get sans and tell puns and jokes together though! That might cheer him up!

Lucida, I think Gaster is plotting to bring you back to life through the power of science! How do you feel about this?

Gaster as a fellow person of science I believe you should really think about

this before you go jumping to conclusions. The results of this expirement

yielded one positive result. Hermann. Doesn’t mean it will work again.

Gaster, just be careful not to bank too much on this. This is a method from another parallel, with very different people, and possible rules. It is worth noting, Herman’s method was extensively tested, and you can’t achieve said testing in your world, though. So, good luck!

Hey Gaster? Prepare to be mad, I asked Grill-B to get Lucida’s opinion on this, if or when he does it. I am using all my strength and determination to broadcast it to the living room where the couch is. I just think that if you’re going to resurrect someone, you should consider their opinions first. Who better to do that then the OTHER Lucida?

What happened to the goopster? Where is he now?

Answer your phone sans!

Sans, wake up! The timeline is totally in danger or something!

Oh boy I sure do love it when I get 3 unread messages from UNKGUN[.]

What[‘s] going on with the two frisk[s]? It’s been a while since we saw

them last.

Oh, hey, and MTT, even if we wanted to tell Pap, we probably couldn’t.

We can’t shift our view of your world by ourselves. Whoever- or whatever- is letting us ask you questions and talk to you also controls what we see. They also restrict our ability to affect your world to the point of not being able to at all. (Trust me, if I had free reign, I’d have teleported Pap here with you a loooooooooooooooooong time ago.)

Napstablook is right, MTT, we support your feelings for Papyrus! ....I

mean other than some weird people who go too far with their imagination,

but! The point still stands; we’re here to help you, not hinder you.

Goopster > Act > Investigate Mr. Dad Guy

*whispers* She touched the butt…

What happened to your nose hole?

* Say Gaster, why do you have holes in your hands?

Can't help but notice where Lucidia's hand is resting. ;) Who took the picture?

* HERMANS TOUCHING YOUR BUTT o-o

* You have met that Gaster too? And Mrs.Herman?!? How did you meet? Do you think you could leave the void the same way the other Gaster did?

* [♪ Hey look, it’s the bird like gaster again. He’s here for a different reason. Looking at you for a moment, the bird presses his beak onto your cheek before flying out of here. I wonder if you'll see him ever again?]

Happy Valentine's Day!! (How will you celebrate, hm?)

Sans: Favorite video games?

Have you guys ever played any other games beside Smash Bros?

Sans, this might be a weird question, but can you and your family remove their limbs at will? And if so, would you have any reasons to do so?

So, Sans, Frisk managed to tell Monster Kid that they liked him. Why don’t you tell Toriel that you like her, or is there something stopping you?

Sans, do you still play the trombone?

Nice cream out of nowhere? I wonder what flavor it is…

Hey sans, how does it feel being able to be lazy without papyrus getting on your case?

Whoa Gaster, you don’t even know what kind of place is on the other side of that portal! What if it closes or is unstable or something? Don’t just go jumping into strange portals!

Can you see anything through the portal?

* if you're going to go through leave a note.

So why exactly do you like Toriel? This isn’t like how much do you love her and all that. This is why you’ve chosen her above any other female that you've seen, or why you connected with her at all? So, what made Toriel special? (Please try not to get embarrassed.)

Sans, why is your dad on the wall?

When did Toriel have the time to bake that pie? Was that pie not newly baked?

What’s inside Herman’s robes? And if nothing, does that mean WingDing could technically “wear” his wife?

Who do YOU main in Smash, Frisk? In fact, I’m kinda curious about everyone’s mains - if the others play too, that is.

* JUMP. DO IT.

How is it that you’re able to remember the resets?

Sans, how much HP and DEF did you have when you were a meme god?

The heck?! Gaster, what in the name of quantum physics were you doing in the wall?!

It seems that there are two men who speak in hands lurking about.

Doctor! Are you alright? Can you still hear us?

Frisk, go show the note to Sans and Papyrus. They might be able to read it for you.

Take a look at the giant hole in the wall, Frisk!

u did a murder frisk didnt u?

Chiller, quick! Show Frisk the note!

Do you need glasses, Frisk? Have you been farsighted this whole time?

Hey Chiller, can you go get Sans? I think he might want to see this.

So alternate Gaster, what does Hermann look like in your universe? Is her name even Herman?

I SEE YOU, YOU CHILD OF DEATH!!! I SEE YOU!! I’VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU CHARA!

Nice reflexes, Frisk!

Practice in general, or... Practice dodging gaster blasters?

So did someone try to do a Genocide run then reset after getting dunked on or what?

u did a murder frisk didnt u?

Chiller, quick! Show Frisk the note!

Do you need glasses, Frisk? Have you been farsighted this whole time?

Perfect. Now we have three emotionally unstable skeletons. PAPYRUS! BREAK OUT THE REGRETTI SPAGHETTI!

Can Chiller knock on the door?

BLAST THE DOOR CHILLER! GASTER MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE!

Nice reflexes, Frisk!

Practice in general, or... Practice dodging gaster blasters?

So did someone try to do a Genocide run then reset after getting dunked on or what?

Look, other Gaster, our Gaster may have done some, uh, things in the past, but he’s good. But I still have a major question. (Inhales deeply) HOW IS THERE NO WEIRD SPACE TIME PARADOX NOT HAPPENING FROM THERE BEING TWO GASTERS?!?!

I get the feeling that this is quickly shaking up to be a... DisGASTER ;3

So, what happened to *your* wife, Gaster?

Look, other Gaster, our Gaster may have done some, uh, things in the past, but he’s good. But I still have a major question. (Inhales deeply) HOW IS THERE NO WEIRD SPACE TIME PARADOX NOT HAPPENING FROM THERE BEING TWO GASTERS?!?!

I get the feeling that this is quickly shaking up to be a... DisGASTER ;3

So, what happened to *your* wife, Gaster?

Frisk, ACT, Flirt back

JUMP!JUMP!JUMP!

Toriel, hasn’t anyone told you that “Getting up early” actually requires you going to sleep first? You haven’t slept at all, have you? Are you alright? You know if you need to talk stuff out, you can talk to us askers. (though we are notoriously terrible at keeping secrets.)

Hey Frisk, how do you know you can trust other Frisk? They might be a genocide Frisk.

Why not ask the other Frisk to read the note?

Do either of the Gasters want to explain what entry 17 was?

Hey, does the new Gaster know that he is on the surface? As far as we know, he might think he is somewhere in Snowdin, right?

How are you and are you okay Frisk?

Harlow. Don’t you /dare/ accuse me of lying. Ever. Especially about Gaster. I have spoken to him myself, and so has Frisk. If you are so certain that I am lying, ask Frisk to take you to him. When you finally see him again, I expect an apology.

OK. Ms Riverperson. I have a way to PROVE to you once and for all that your Gaster is alive. As far as I know, we can’t talk to the dead (with exception of Chara but their soul is determined to linger so they don't count) now, ask anything that ONLY your Gaster would know. We will then ask him, and then tell you his answer.

MR. GOOP WE HAVE A MESSAGE FROM HARLOW “ahem” Wait I forgot what it was

I feel like since we’ve seen the skeleton, we’ve seen them in that one panel with all the skelebones talking about how they’re a rare species.

Ok, so this skeleton is a female because I don’t think we’ve seen any male skeletons besides sans, papyrus, and gaster on the blog yet have we?

Was it one of the random skeletons in that ask where Herman first appeared? (When Gaster was explaining that there are other skeletons than him and Lucida.)

Ok so I found the panel you did a while ago, with all the skeletons and suchlike… I think it’s the green one? I’m not 100% sure, of course, but the mouth looks the most similar, I believe.

I’m actually quite curious in seeing the compositing steps for AFAC’s Goop-ed Gaster mopping scene panel.

What font is the Riverperson using? I was looking and couldn’t find it.

… Where the hell are Alphys and Undyne!?! Did they freaking sleep through this crap like…. Wtf happened to them??

Ok I have a question for alphys and undyne have you guys ever heard of black butler, ouran high school host club or hetalia and if you have what’s yu fav character? Also I love this blog it’s so awesome!

Undyne, where did you get those sweet scars on your torso?

He’s so happy in the snow. Goopman!

Wow. Not only does he now have legs, but he’s above ground for the first time in ages surrounded by snow. It’s a Christmas miracle mother****ers.

Ok Gaster, play it cool, that isn’t the same Lucida. The only Gaster this Lucida knows married Herman. This is not the time to tell her you married her in another universe, so just play along for now.

So, Nice Cream Guy. What is it that you want?” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hi Luci, I notice most people don’t seem to ask how YOU are doing. So I thought I should start off with us meeting for the first time by asking how you are doing. How are you? Did you have a lovely holiday weekend?

Gaster 2: ACT --> Lucida --> FLIRT

Okay. So, tell us, what is it like being the river person? Out on the water.

Who is Merbau? Your boat?

Riverperson, we never mentioned them being skeles, so you DO know them, do you have a grudge on their family, have they wronged you, have you wronged them?

Hey...let’s just calm down for a second and have a cool lil’ Nice Cream Guy and Burgerpants break. :]

Pokes B-Pants.

i hope we see a return of boss form gaster

Riverperson… A boat is always a she. Why did you call Merbau a he?

Soooo… Ms. Riverperson… is there a reason you’re being so standoffish to all the anons, or are you just an extreme introvert? (Wingdings) or are you hiding something?

Um, Riverperson, Gaster isn’t technically dead, per se. He’s kind of alive but not really.

Haha, Ms. Riverperson! Gaster technically didn't die at all! His existence was shattered across time and space, but he was always aware! Perhaps you can visit him now..?

Damn I don’t know whats worse Gaster man your girl got married or that she married someone hotter then you

Well Gaster#2… I guess you can say you got...burned?

If papyrus could do any crime, what would it be?

Flowey, aren’t you nervous about why toriel saved you? What if she knows? What will she think of what become of you?

Goop Gaster! I have an urgent question! River Person, Harlow, from your side of the couch is being weird, and we need to prove that you’re alive! So, what does “Beware the man who speaks in hands” mean to you?

Hey Goopster, Harlow, the riverperson, says Beware of the man who speaks with hands. She want to know what you’re gonna say. What should we tell her?

Hey, Goopster, sime people have been talking to you riverperson and she kinda doesn't that you’re not dead and told us to tell you just “beware the man who speaks in hands”

its a souls seed, dude... :o Be sure to water it daily and make sure flowey gets plenty of sunlight and it’ll eventually bloom into a beautiful soul.

MISTER FLOWER PERSON GUESS WHAT YOU HAVE A SOUL. A fragment of one, but one nonetheless.

and what happened then, well on the surface they say, that floweys tiny soul grew three sizes that day.

Hey Flowey . . . why would you care?

Yo flowey, sit still for a second. “Uses asker mojo to reveal all the souls in the room”

Asker -> Act -> SAVE -> “You call out to the soul-like spark in Flowey . . .

TORI NOOO NOT AGAIN STOP GETTING HURT BY SKELETONS TORI I LOVE YOU SANS LOVES YOU HOLY POO WAKE UP AHHHHHH “faints”

TORIEL!!! Oh nonononononononononono . . Why would you protect that cruel creature!? The one that hurt you all so much in the past! The one who tried to kill you! The one without a soul! . . . I just don’t understand. . .

like any good mother, toriel protected asriel, shame he does not deserve it

nope nope nope nope so much nope. Flowey you need to seven levels in chill and roll for sanity.

FLOWEY! Calm down! Don’t worry. Don’t attack him. It’ll make you no better than he is instead, think about this! You FELT

Oh hey Flowey just so you know anger in response to someone getting hurt means that you may be feeling feelings.

“A heart's a heavy burden.”

*Flowey, feels his sins crawling down his back.

oh for the underground’s sake someone comfort the flower.

Hey Guys! Flowey has a soul!

Oh my god! You’re getting better Flowey! You’re getting a soul back just like Hermann! This is great!

Flowey. Before you jump into denial over having a soul, I’m gonna have say what you said to hermann about not having a soul “ahem” “soulless creatures like me can only feel 2 things! Basic survival instinct, and the satisfaction defeating someone in Smash Bros. “ now, Alt gaster would’ve na-PALMED you into oblivion if it wasn’t for Toriel taking the blast. And the first idea you get is to ATTACK the same guy who almost obliterated you not 5 MINUTES AGO? Isn’t that like “incredibly stupid”

Flowey! How do you feel!? Are you ok!?

FLOWEY NO. DO NOT DO THE VIOLENCE!

A message for “flowey” before he does anything hasty. “ahem” ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE GOAT FLOWER, YOU HAD BETTER DROP THOSE DAMN BULLETS RIGHT THE HELL NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD THE RICKROLLING WILL NEVER END UNTIL THE SUN GROWS COLD!!!

What instrument does napstablook play?

Hey MTT I gotta ask. What is your thoughts on papyrus? I mean he is really

strong and cool. I think like you and him could get along REALLY well!

WAIT GOOPSTER COME BACK FOR A SECOND

She told you not to. I thought you loved her. Guess I was wrong.

Goopster if you’re not already gone just listen. Revival by

DETERMINATION leaves the person being revived SOULLESS. They

cannot feel happiness, or love, or positive emotion The only reason

Hermann has a soul was because she pretended to have one for YEARS.

Think about this very carefully.

What will happen if she get alive then? Ho...how will she ‘live’ with you? I
            am really sorry but something sounding different from Herman and the
            other Gaster. Look just be careful okay? I don’t want to see disappointment
            hit you hard if something goes wrong, so be strong and try it okay?

Let’s ask Lucida what she thinks.

Good luck goop...

*Multiple anons gather together and channel their M!A powers*

*They send a blessing to Lucida’s soul so that, if it decides to

return, it can do so safely and swiftly*

Not those EXACT words but it’s just a tad more obvious then Sans’ crush

on Toriel.

Don’t think we don’t see that portrait of “Papy Dear” behind you, Mettaton.

Hey Mettaton, why do you have a picture of Papyrus on a table? By itself.

Hey MTT, how long have you had that picture of Papyrus for?

Chara, why do you consider it your place to bring about the end? You are not an omnipotent being and as such, are severely limited by your perspective. Have you ever considered there may be details that you have missed? A side you have not seen? Even though good and evil are just concepts that people have created, what makes you think you are qualified to pass judgement?

Can I just say that Lucida is so tiny and adorable?? Lol congrats to the other world’s sans you’re no longer the smallest in the family.

Lucida welcome back to the world of the living! *throws confetti*

WELP CONGRATULATIONS GOOPSTER. YOU’RE MARRIED TO A HANKY.

Hey river person, since you probably wont believe us after we tell you, tell me why should we believe you if we tell you? You’ll just say you're lying. So lets prove it shall we? The man who speaks in hands says to beware the gal who speaks in jaw. So do you believe us or are you calling us liars?

Beware of the Gal, Who Talks in Jaws. means anything, Ms. Riverperson?

Oooh, I feel a Harlow/Lucida/Gaster love triangle coming on. . .

Gaster, how about you ask your sister what she thinks about all of this? You and Lucida are not the only ones who would be affected after all.

Gaster, if you do this you don’t know what kind of consequences it could have on her. Just because it worked out once doesn’t mean it’s certain to work perfectly again. Even the first time it wasn’t perfect; Herman spent a long time believing she didn’t have a soul.

GOOPSTER! You DO realize that this could go very badly right? She could end up like Flowey or worse come back as an Amalgamate or something like that. I know you want your wife back but this can not ever in any way go over well...EVER!

Well...not those EXACT words...but he DID admit that he really likes your -

and I quote - “personal feelings about (your) impressive bishounen charm”

whilst blushing INCREDIBLY. He also may have very poorly digested the

fact that he’s scared of rejection because you’re so famous and stuff.

Psst, don’t call him Papy! It sounds too affectionate, you’re gonna blow

your cover!

That bluff might have worked if you didn’t pause for so long.

Hey Napstablook. You are actually my favorite monster. How is your band

going?

WHOA MTT CALM DOWN! Just uh...pose dramatically a whole lot or

something that makes you happy just DON’T WATCH THE NEWS

Even when he’s angry, MTT’s pose game is legit.

Gaster please think long and hard about this. Lucida specifically told you to

not revive her with Determination. Even if the revival doesn’t turn her into

an abomination of science, she will be VERY upset with you. I want you to

be happy, but please, PLEASE, think hard about this.

DON’T DO THE THING

Gaster, for all you know there’s a 100 to 1 percent chance that reviving

is successful, it has been done once, and there are chances you will fail

and then you will feel worse then before, goop.

Oh BLOOKY deaaaar! Were you about to saaaaaaaay crrrrrrrrrAZY

PUZZLE BUDDY? Because I feel crrrrrrrEATIVE PASTA FRIEND was

wrong. Or maybe you were about to saaaay crrrruuuuuuu--

Hey, MTT, have any particularly...ignorant fans misgendered you? If so,

how did you react?

Aw~! MTT~! When are you gonna show us some romantic action? I reckon

your crrEATIVE PASTA FRIEND would love it~! Hehehe~! I know I’m not

the only one waiting for an OTP to go cannon~!

A SWEETHEART THAT LOVES YOU BACK!!!

Alright...Just be prepared for the worst. Ah what am I saying you know that

more than anybody else in the universe. Good Luck Gaster

Welp go for it. The worst that will happen is any where from nothing to her

being a soulless husk of her former self. But if you think there’s a chance

you can always try.

You know what Gaster? Go ahead, I really hope this works and if it doesn’t

we will be here supporting you.

EVERYONE LEAVE GASTER ALONE HE JUST WANTS HIS WIFE

BACK YOU ARSES (excuse the yelling)

Gaster, this is the only way. What other choice do you have than to bring

her back with determination?

 WAKE UP!

 Wake up, Toriel!

 Tori! Toriel! TORIEL!! GOAT MOM!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!

So Mettaton you like Papyrus hm. *wiggles eyebrows at Mettaton in a

suggestive way* Don’t deny it darling.

So Mettaton...what is it like walking in heels? I must confess, sometimes I
            feel like wearing really nice things like dresses/heels, but I am always told
            that they are “girly” and that because I’m biologically male, I can’t wear
            that stuff.

Mettaton, are you able to return to any of your original forms? (such as

NEO or squaretatton)

Hurting the goopster as much as he’s hurting himself with all this science

babble isn’t going to solve anything. This is his one chance to bring

back the happiness that was not only taken from him, but from Lucida,

Sans and Papyrus, and possibly, Harlow by the looks of things. Dadster,

if you think reviving Lucida with DETERMINATION is the right way to go,

you head through that damn portal and you revive her with the pride of

knowing that you did it for love!

*Shia Labeouf Walks into the Room* JUST DO IT DON’T LET YOUR

DREAMS BE DREAMS JUST DO IT

Yesterday you said tomorrow SO JUST DO IT COME ON WHAT ARE

YOU WAITING FOR JUST DO IT MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!

...Good luck Goop.

DEAR THE GREAT PAPYRUS, Us readers have been talking to

Mettaton. And he told us… A lot of things he would rather tell you himself.

And I feel (for no reason in particular) that you should go talk to him. Like

uh… Now. Like go talk to him… Um… Yeah… ALSO DONT BE

WORRIED YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS SO TALKING TO HIM WOULD BE

NORMAL SO YOU HAVE NO NEED TO FEAR REJECTION! PLUS YOU

HAVE NO CHANCE OF REJECTION SOOOOOO GO SPEAK TO HIM.

CHARA WHERE’S THE ACTION?

So I assume you’re feeling better now, Jason?

Jason is gay.

Are u alright Asgore? You look pale?

Sans, who is this “she” that you mentioned telling you about the sky?

I wonder how Alphys would react seeing another Frisk?

Papyrus, where are you taking Jason? Also, speaking of him, Jason, how are you taking this situation?

Papyrus how did you /accidentally/ break his legs?

Walk it off Jason, it’s just a broken leg, you’ll be fine.

Jason amigo pal buddy friend let me tell you a secret: Monster Food is made mostly of magic and as such is a healing item. It WOULD heal you up. Ya might still be a bit sore but I’m pretty sure the leg wouldn’t be broke no more my homeslice breadlice chumbucket friend!

Hey Flowey, I think it’d be funny if you shoved a nicecream into Jason’s face.... Also it might heal him faster.

Jason! Jason! You must answer this question I’ve been dying to know ever since I’ve heard of nicecream! Please Jason, tell a curious soul! HOW TASTY IS NICECREAM?

TORIEL WAKE UP PLEASE

NO WAKE UP IT’S JUST A NIGHTMARE WAKE UP

SANS GET READY CAUSE TORIEL IS BOUT TO SCREAM LIKE A BANSHEE!

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE

UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE

UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP! SANS YOU

NEED TO WAKE!! UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sans! Wake up! Phones ringing! And a Frisk from another dimension is

here!

SANS!!! WAKE UP LAZY BONES!!! YOUR DAD WENT THROUGH THE

SHORTCUT AND ENDED UP IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE AND

NOW YOUR UNIVERSE HAS ANOTHER FRISK AND YOUR DAD HAS

BEEN REUNITED WITH YOUR MOM ONLY IN THE OTHER REALITY

SHE ISN’T YOUR MOM BUT GRILLBY’S WIFE AND A BUNCH OF

OTHER STUFF!!! OK I think that sums it up, but seriously dude, wake up.

THEN SHE KISSES YOU

We’re sorry sans. IT’s just that… this is a PG blog, remember? Also, side note: Elementary school was the last time you had a good dream? Care to explain?

Sorry for waking you, Sans… Y’know we last saw Toriel, couldn’t sleep. She may be thinking of Chara. If you want, we can talk with her…. Or you can go back to dreamland and dream about Toriel. We won’t tell!  (Oh and the guys that woke you should probably apologize as well.)

Wait... that makes you Sans and Pap's Aunt! Auntie Harlow has a nice ring to it! But... if I may be so bold... Why not take care of your nephews after they were left orphaned? What happened to take you out of the picture too?

Why’d ya change fonts, Harlow?

This might seem strange but... Harlow, do the words "Times New Roman" mean anything to you? We askers see your words... and they look different

Why are all the river people skeletons in cloaks

i apologize on behalf of some of the others, can we start over? Nice to meet you, could you perhaps tell us your name?

* Wait… how do you read these again? Can you HEAR them? Is there some text-to-speech stuff going on here?...AAANYWAYS… it’s nice to have an OPTION to ask your name...and… what happened to the mysterious “tralala” side of you? “Nice to meet ya” kind of sets a different tone than “eat a mushroom every day, tralala…”

How? How in the world?

Toriel that wasn’t very polite. I understand you’re in pain but Sans was worried sick for you. If you need some alone time that’s one thing, but you should at least try to communicate. For your sake as well as others.

REALLY SANS?? REALLY?? This woman just got burned and then dreamed about her children died again ***in front of her own eyes*** and you just leave her there?? You will go back to this room and help your one true love. DID I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF A SWEET DREAM

TORI!! Wake up, it’s just a bad dream, stay determined.

Toriel is dreaming, isn’t she?

Toriel, we know what’s wrong. Look, Sans cares about you. It’ll be best to talk to him or Asgore about it. Trust me. Trust US.

You can’t keep this to yourself, Toriel. If you keep this to yourself, it’s going to break you. I don’t care if you think the others shouldn’t worry about it. You need to talk to someone, someone that could understand. You can’t stay quiet and hope it goes away, it doesn’t work like that. Frisk wouldn’t want you to be emotionally hurt, neither would Asriel if he was still alive.

Omg I just realized your chara looks like a friggin mime. Now I'm just imagining chara pretending to be in an invisible box during the sans fight.

do you know about sans and papyrus?

Oh my GOD, Chara, would you please just DO something already? This is sorta boring.

WHERE ARE YOU CHARA ANYWAYS

Well then, let’s see what Chara’s doing! 0u0

Mettaton, what are you doing?!

Hey “Uncle Goop” Why exactly did you attack Flowey?

You weren’t kidding Frisk. Your mom really can be scary when she wants to be. Next time, think twice before running off anywhere.

Harlow. . . I forgot how to spell it lol. But what do you know about The gal who speaks in jaws? Random question. Not from gaster of course- sense hes dead and all- Ha Ha Ha. . .  “kicks the dirt timidly and then runs away”

It’s Goopster girl, and sorry, I got it a LITTLE wrong. He says “Beware the gal who speaks in Jaws.” I do hope you believe us now. I know it must be really hard to hear after him having been gone for so long. Hopefully you’ll be able to properly reunite one day! Until then, you two have askers.

Beware the gal who speaks in jaw. Thats what the man in hands said.

Undyne sleeps in the nude?

When did everyone get the ability to talk to the fourth wall? I thought only Frisk, Sans and Gaster could do that. Sans…. Well, he is a weird story. Gaster was given basically the power of God when he went into the core. Then Frisk is who we were in the game. I NEED ANSWERS!!!

Undyne and Alphys, can you two kiss? :3 NYAH

Sans, is that selfie your first time ever seeing the sky?

Oooooookay Lucy Loo, don’t freak out, everything’s gonna be juuuust fine, you were just brought back to life in an alternate universe by your husband and another Gaster that you’re NOT married to via bottled Determination in what may or may not be a spooky, not so secret lab.

M! A: How about showing, rather than telling? Magic Anon says let us see the events in the past that Harlow is being so evasive about.

Yo, Nice Cream Guy. How is your business doing up on the surface? And Burgerpants, how are you doing? How has life topside been treating you?

Can we ask Burgerpants a question? And if so, Burgerpants, what’s your actual name?

Nice Cream Guy! Why are you only wearing a t-shirt?! Aren’t you freezing?!

Pleased to meet you, Riverperson! Might I ask what pronouns you prefer, so i, or any other askers, don’t accidentally call you the wrong thing in our asks? ^-^

Excuse me, Riverperson, but how do you know the man who speaks in hands, and why do you think he’s particularly dangerous? I mean, compared to everyone else who’s tried to murder Frisk?

Riverperson, did… did you know Lucida?

* Gaster, a while ago you showed that you had the crack below your right eye before you fell, how did that happen?

* Gaster, I have a question for you, WHAT THE F### HAPPENED TO YOUR ARMS, LEGS, AND YOUR TORSO?! o.O

Have you ever wanted to go back to the past and not have Papyrus to save your wife? Seeing as you, Sans and Lucidia were happy before Papyrus was born, and let's face it Papyrus isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Imagine how much better the future would be.

SKELE-PARENTS SANS IS CRYING. TORI SANS IS CRYING. PAPYRUS SANS IS CRYING.

I remember before that you didn't want Frisk bringing anyone to see you because you were afraid of what they might think of your appearance. After seeing Sans and Papyrus, has it changed your mind?

* Hello, Mr. Gaster. I wanted to tell you how sorry I am about Lucida. I would like to comfort you, but I am unable to visit. I also wanted to share that I found an old picture of you and her in a pile of rubble. *A small picture appears on a table*

SANS STOP DREAMING TORI DREAMS ITS MAKING ME [WANNA] WRITE A BAD FANFIC!

heyyyyyyyy sansssssss we’re in yourrrrrrr dreeeeaaammmmmssssss

Wakey, wakey! Eggs and bakey!

“Gives flowey a copy of fire emblem fates for when this is over”

Papyrus! Quickly, water his soul with encouragement and happy thoughts!

Papyrus! Give us flowey a nice cream! That should make him feel better! The nice cream guy is just down the street I think!

Chara deary tell me I’m confused why do you want to destroy the world if not for fun then what? You made it clear that you don’t want to rule it but when you do destroy it there will only be you and the darkness. Demons like us do not have the power to create a new world well I do since I was born on the other side of the wall but you can only reset it and get this rotten world back so tell me what gives deary? *Demonic kiss. It makes Chara a little bit stronger.* Best of luck my deary.

Chara ask yourself one question. Will you do anything to accomplish your mission, no matter the cost? That means you will not hesitate to finish what you started. That means you will not wave an idea down because it isn’t honorable. That means you will clear your mind of useless attachments. That means you will not change your mission. So Chara, what is your answer? Are you committed to the ideals of Chaos? Or are you a weakling merely dedicated to serving the forces of Evil…

Does that mean you’re disgusted with yourself, Chara?