Boon the perfect/ Pathetic

(the perfect) Come one, come all! take a chance to hurt my feelings!

(the perfect) Ah, it's about time a contestant steps up what's your name little one. Well id love to roast you but it looks like your mama already did with a name like that!

(the Pathetic) I sit here and wait for someone to beat my game... then you get to see me fall into this hole here... Alright then mister fun pants, why don't you decide on a prize...