Threads of Avalon
Nate "Blzzrd Wzzrd" Swanner for Max Jones The reluctant Bodyguard of Ethan
Max Jones The reluctant Bodyguard of Ethan
Who’s a cool dude that is afraid of monsters and got wrapped up into becoming the bodyguard of THE God of Magic? This guy!
The perks are great! Like super strength, a cool castle, fighting monsters- fighting monsters?! You did not sign up for that!
Oh and Ethan cursed you to say ridiculous words instead of swearing? And the guy who hired your ex to kill you is constantly after Ethan? And the gods keep calling you Zombie Puppy? What could possibly go wrong?
“SON OF A MUFFIN-LOVING PANCAKE! HOLY BUBBLEGUM-SPITTING FISHSTICKS! OH, THIS IS BAD, THIS IS SO BAD—FLUFFY DUCKLING BISCUITS!!!”
"It's a long story how I got here. Just- don't make any deals with a guy named Onigara okay?"
"For the love of- I am not a ZOMBIE I am not a PUPPY I am your BODYGUARD"