Angel dust

"Ouch! Ooh! Such an insult~ Lemme know when ya come up wit' somethin' creative to call me, ya sack o' poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said hi~.. shnookums~"

"Oh, I wish! I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice. Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language"... Her words, not mine. These crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!"

"You know, ya really gotta watch what comes outta your mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole time, and it's obvious you ain't catching on.. I mean, it's just- sad!"