How do you do it? You manage to make him sound just like a crackhead you would find outside on the sidewalk. This fits him perfectly.
😂 I'm flattered
Voice Actor
Midsize Sedan is a tiny chihuahua who is absolutely convinced he's a great warrior. He poops on children's heads with surgical precision and pees on bald men. He's chaotic, shameless, and proud of his accomplishments. His morality is simple: "Is it funny? Did it happen? Excellent." He bickers with Tiny Dancer constantly but is secretly fond of her. He loves Ez and would do anything for him.
Voice Requirements: Any gender (adult preferred for comedy). High-pitched, rapid, furious, self-important, chaotic. Must sound like a small dog, not just a high-pitched human.
Demo Lines"I can SMELL the way! The fish market was DELICIOUS! And you're a disgrace to dancing! I've seen you dance! You step on your own feet!"
"FECES?! You think that's FUNNY?! You think MY NAME is FUNNY?! At least I'm not named after a BOAT! A DANCING BOAT!"
"YES, YOUNG MASTER! THIS IS—MY COCOA! MY COCOA! THE YOUNG MASTER GAVE ME COCOA AND THE HORSE—THE HORSE—"
"I was holding that in the whole time we were running. You try holding in a fart when you're being chased by a bald man. It's not easy."
"What did you expect me to do? All I'm doing is eating dog treats from an old human woman. She had them in her bag. She certainly wasn't going to eat them. I hope."
"I can SMELL the way! That is how we ended up in the fish market. The fish market was DELICIOUS."
"Ooh, scary. Big stompy horse. Very intimidating. Your hooves are the size of my whole body. That's not impressive, that's just—"
"Worth it. What did you expect me to do? All I'm doing is eating dog treats from an old human woman."
