Andrew Joseph
auditioning for
Ultimate Attorney: Astro Honzer
in Project: Deranged, Distress, Detached
Project: Deranged, Distress, Detached
Andrew Joseph for Ultimate Attorney: Astro Honzer
Voice Actor
Ultimate Attorney: Astro Honzer
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Unpaid
‘HOLD IT!! This story wouldn’t be fit without an attorney. An ACE attorney at that. Astro Honzer is one of the best attorneys out in the UK! Though of course- what type of story is it where an attorney that is seen as a father figure, if it doesn’t have some tragic lore…Truth is, Astro wasn’t fit to be a father back then. He literally got a girl pregnant and her and the baby died because he was feelin’ himself during college and didn’t want that responsibility…Maybe wear condoms next time, genius.’
‘Astro’s father and his friendship with Kylin were actually the reasons why he didn’t give up law school and potentially…Killing himself. Don’t worry! He’s in a much better state of mind now and he’s actually ready to take responsibility if something like this happens again. That is if it does actually happen again, which hopefully he doesn’t get any women pregnant again during this journey…!’
If you have no idea what this character would sound like, here's some references!
- Snork (Moominvalley)
- Robert Speedwagon (JJBA: Phantom Blood)
- Arthur Hasting (We Happy Few)
Voice description:
- british (london)
- male adult
The sides they read from:
“Apologies, miss. I hope you can forgive me for bumping into you. I was just guiding this little one to where she wanted to go. Isn’t she just adorable?”
“HOLD IT! I’m sorry for interrupting the one on one bicker between you two, but there is a flaw in both of your statements. The time stamps don’t match with your testimony. And for you, I specifically remember that you never went to that room at all that day.”
“Hello to you, my friend. Allow for me to introduce myself. My name is Astro Honzer, and I am the ultimate attorney. I hope my presence wasn’t too intimidating, I’m a nice person I promise..!”
