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Casual, normal tone: “hey. you look pretty fresh. sit down with me. my brother is making a fresh pot of "head-dog" soup and we're missing an ingredient.”

Angry, irritated: “give it back. that was my piece. if you try to steal my food again, i'm going to chop you into pieces and feed you to the rest of the underground.”

Happy, excited, optimistic: “heh... finally, some real meat. i can already hear the crunch. don't squirm so much, kid, you'll ruin the flavor.”