Eddy Elfman
auditioning for
Hazmat Guy #1
in Backrooms Paordy
Hazmat guy serves as the ultra serious guys. Like cops or secret agents. Flat, clinical, mid-pitch, and heavily muffled behind thick rubber masks, respirators, and crackling walkie-talkies.
Control, this is Team Delta. We... uh... we have located humanoids. One appears to be a turtle with a bib on.. and the others.. I have no idea. They look weird as hell..
Stand still, entity! We need to measure your abnormally large nose
Control... the blue one in the wizard hat just called my thermal imager a 'plastic toy' and threatened me with an ice cream cone. Is this a cognitive hazard? Are we experiencing mass psychosis?