Celestial Chronicler
auditioning for
Blitzø
in Depths of Desire: A Fizzemodeus AU
(to Fizzarolli): Oh for fuck's sake, Fizz I can't believe you're getting all worked up about some pirate
(to Fizz's mother): First of all your highness, it's Blitz and the O is silent
(to Fizzarolli): Oh, yeah sure thing.......EXCEPT I'M STUCK NEXT TO A FUCKING SHARK!!!